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I'll never forgive the PTC for forcing me to have to watch Val Venis, Bull Buchanon, Ivory, and Charles Wright attempt to "work" every week.

I saw a preview for Maeda on Leno. The camera shots and lighting looked like a third grader shot the thing. The characters were so bush-league in their attempts to look funny. The main guy behind the thing was very boring and dry on Leno, and I didn't find the jokes he told on the show or in the clips to be very funny. It looks like some shitty video some people made to entertain idiots.

I see I'm losin', oh well. In happier news, today on WIP 610 AM I won a four-day all-expenses paid trip to Clearwater, FL to see the Phillies. I shall grieve there.

I wonder who knock the piss out of Leena in the first round, being the exciting Princeton Tigers to her tired UCLA Bruins.

I had a convo with Missy one time, and for some reason she had to mention to me that Val Venis had a small dick and she "wasn't feelin' it". Ask her to tell you the Venis story.

They could also keep the angle going by bringing Nash in as Michaels' "suffering ex-tag partner". They could cite his need to work TNA and show pictures of Nash's "fan club greeting", slap on some track marks, and you've got gold. If it leads to McMahon/Diesel Vs. Michaels/Sid at Backlash, I'd buy it.

Just DL'd #2 - WrestleMania I-IX theme - Brawl for All Theme (from the Anthology CD), XFL theme was lil different. - Rob Conway - Christian unforgiven 2001ish music - face Vampiro 99-2000 wcw - Natural Born Thrillers? Sanders? - DDP WWE - Malenko WWE singles - Owen second wwe singles - Hart Foundation/Bret singles 1st - Holly attitude era - Hurricane Helms alliance

BTW, watch when Smash is (sloppily) clotheslined towards the end. Big-time edit job they did for that...anyone else notice? I just saw Bret Hart have a food fight. HAHA.

The guy in the battle royal is 100% Barry Darsow.

I'll be in New Orleans for St. Patricks Day.

I think the writers just forgot who Carlito is and that MITB2 was his idea. They'll fix it next week by putting him over Kane, who will all of a sudden be feuding with Big Show over who the best 7-foot transitional champion was.

Matt Hardy Young could be working us to get that big classic thread push.

Duh, so I responded. I like the post, btw.

What the fuck is a mook? I like how you actually make fun of people for things but can't find anything to diss me about so you say I 'deserve ridicule'. Fag. I'm glad I got put last, as you definately needed someone as good as me to "main event" your otherwise lame "please gimme some heat" post.

"Wildfire" Tommy Rich From NWA Champion to NWA Loser, including being the "weakest member" of the York Foundation. First man into ring #2 at Battlebowl 91. God he sucked.

Bridgette Wilson-Sampras? Please. I'd go with "the light is good enough so that her picture, including the shadows, resembles a less-pretty version of The O.C.'s Mischa Barton, except for the fact that her attitude sucks, she once had a nervous breakdown on a fucking wrestling message board, and on the center of her forehead appears to be either a large scar, a line of coke, a goo stain, or some other unknown variable." Doing the "MySpace Fakeout Picture" by leaving out more than half of the picture also hurts. For all we know she could have one leg and the other one could be all crudded up with gangrene. Crabs are a given.

Horrible.

Wow, she changed her picture 'cause of me.

Because he was in the ring with one of the company's best mic workers and already had the crowd against him. He either saved it for down the line for a less anti-Cena crowd (ha!) or just gave up. I still believe CENA IS WINNING AT MANIA, while Trips will turn face in the process and win the belt at Backlash.

At least Vis's awesome record was rewarded with a title shot. However, according to that logic, the Gymini will soon rule Smackdown's tag division.

Up to Lex's horrid title reign.

Updated through Raw is Gay Porn.

Leena made my list of "ugly fucking crystal meth-addicted posters" who wear too much make-up and look like a sorority girl that was just fucked on a couch covered in beer.

Who cares? Cena's a lousy champion. Everyone knows it. Especially Triple H. He's going to embarass Cena, get cheered, and turn him heel, basically saving Cena's career. I for one give Triple H credit for actually giving everyone someone to root for. As when news of the Cena/HHH match came out months ago, everyone groaned that it would be heatless. Can you say the match will be heatless NOW? Absolutely not. Once again, Triple H out-thinks the smarks by using intelligence to gain a World Title, while at the same time making even the SMARKS cheer him (don't forget, they're required to hate HHH to be on the internet). Triple H goes over. We cheer. The match has heat. Cena is turned. Cena becomes more entertaining because we like to boo him. How is this bad?

Awesome idea. I want a new one.