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Do you guys think anyone not hyped on wwe.com will appear, as a nice surprise?

What's sad is the growing list of people that couldn't appear for nostalgia value... "You know the Big Boss Man will make ya walk the line!" Boss Man puts the ball and chain on Angle's leg and leads to a countout, helping Bossman's new friend Eugene win a match. Masterlock Challenge Chris Masters gloats after having defeated "Former legendary member of the Four Horsemen" Paul Roma in a Masterlock Challenge, only for HERCULES to come up and lock in the dreaded full nelson on Masters from behind.

Will the entire show be streaming? Or just the commercials?

Koko B. Ware needs to do this tonight, and pop that 11.0 rating share. Sometimes love, sounds like a fight It sounds like an argument It sounds just like A PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!! ...... Sometimes love feels just right! It feels so real It feels just like A PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! You're right beside herrrr!!! She's got you hot wirrreddd!! HIGHER AND HIGHER!!!! Piledriver!!!!! _________________ Imagine this with the current Raw stars "playing" instruments. It would totally induce the awesomeness and camp needed. __________________ Just please, do SOMETHING cool. I mean, could you imagine if Cade & Murdoch were out there doing a heatless interview, blah blah...and "HERE COMES THE AX, and HERE COMES THE SMASHER" hit. Jesus. Out of the Box, tonight, WWE...or you're losing a fan for a long time. Last chance.

See, that would be something outside the box and cool. Vince thinks something like that, however, would be lame and "not cool". We're WRESTLING MARKS. How cool does it have to be? So instead, we get Chavo Vs. Shelton, a heatless battle of de-pushed lower-carders.

Slick and Hacksaw screams 1990 Superstars main event. "HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I will mark out for... Don't go messin' with a country boy! My first meal was a bass she killed! A bass she killed! A bass she killed! My first meal was a bass she killed! Vince should shoot and tell viewers not be alarmed by Hillbilly Jim's theme, as NWA-TNA wrestlers will not be coming out.

Question: Let's say Angle/HBK is awful. Your spirits are down. JR announces "Right when we return, a WWE legend will come down THAT ramp and speak his mind!" They go to commercial. When they return, what happens next to make you mark out. Can be an instrument, a quote heard, anything...who returns, how? Mine would be a drumroll. People suspect Slaughter or a generic drumroll. Of course, it cuts into JIVE SOUL BRO. Slick returns, flanked by THE WARLORD, AKEEM carrying a nightstick, and PAUL ROMA (wearing goofy sunglasses), also carrying a chain for HERC. They dance and get into a brawl with Carlito, Masters, and Angle, and a classic SSeries 8-man is set for later with Team Slick against Team Bischoff.

Um, wwe.com announced HBK/Angle would open the show this morning. I posted it here a page ago.

Worst. Month. Ever. NWA Luger Vs. Pillman - Halloween Havoc 89 WCW The "Phantom" Cruiser Title Change - Disco Vs. Psicosis - Nitro 10-04-99 Hollywood Hogan Vs. Roddy Piper - Starrcade 96 Cactus Jack Vs. Norman the Lunatic - WrestleWar 1990 The Road Warriors Vs. The Faces of Fear - Nitro 01-29-96 Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Brother Bruti Vs. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, and Kevin Sullivan - Nitro 03-11-96 Booker T Vs. Scott Steiner - Final Nitro Dallas Page Vs. The Renegade - Nitro 02-07-97 Norman Smiley Vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr. - Nitro 12-28-98 WWF Bret Hart Vs. The New Razor Ramon - Raw 12-23-96 Crush Vs. Doink - WrestleMania 9 Mabel Vs. Savio Vega - King of the Ring 1995 Dustin & Dusty Rhodes Vs. Ted DiBiase & Virgil - Royal Rumble 1991 Randy Savage Vs. The Ultimate Warrior - WrestleMania 7 The Undertaker & Ahmed Johnson Vs. Mankind & Faarooq - Raw 02-03-97 Yokozuna Vs. Koko B. Ware - First Raw Match 01-11-93 Yokozuna Vs. Vader - Raw 04-08-96 Brian Christopher Vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri - Raw 10-13-97

HBK/Angle starts off the show and should end in a draw, methinks.

This Smackdown six-way can't be anything other than a Gauntlet Match or Elimination Chamber. And having an EC on free TV would be horrible booking.

Poor Taylor is just so cute, though.

SNL viewers, much like anyone without HDTV, are tools.

ChrisM, I'd have to research the wins, but I can assure you it's accurate. The WWE has always protected Heidenreich VERY well, including in his first major program with Taker @ SSeries 04, kicking out of the "Last Ride".

I did enjoy seeing Billy Wagner rip Marlon Byrd a new one, today.

You'll "Macias" next year, Phillies fans.

Here we go, 3 outs left...

Go away Barron, no one cares about your predicted woes.

The end of impact was horrible, with washed-up ex WWF, ex WCW employee after another being paraded out to terrible music. Other than that, it was decent.

BENOIT TAKES OVER

ArkhamGlove, my MultiMedia class just used that image of your pipe in an explanation of PhotoShop eye tricks. That picture isn't real, it's been heavily PhotoShopped to be more eye-pleasing. I'm in, BTW.

The Chiefs ability to cover big-time WR threats is absolutely pathetic. However, the Eagles ability to stop good runs and short pass 1st downs isn't very good. This could be very close (Eagles by 2-4 pts) or a blowout (Chiefs by 20), depending on whether McNabb stays healthy and the Birds can deal with the stadium and not make errors. ____________ Plus, this week, it's the debut of TODD "I See London, I See" FRANCE

I don't see how any kind of argument can be made that Carpenter isn't better than Willis. And I'll be the first to admit Willis had an excellent year, minus a few very small rough spots. Carpenter was more dominant while Willis was more of a leader, IMO. Plus Carpenter is in the playoffs and Willis' last big loss, came in the 9th inning and resulted in his team's meltdown and dropping out of the WC hunt.

Think Houston rebounds tonight?

This whole "The Dean being a prick to Seth/Summer" thing is really forced. Ohterwise, AWESOME season. I'm currently on Episode 3. Summer's tirade on Taylor is great. But the Dean "making them" do school spirit crap, plus him being there at every corner, "ONE MORE TIME, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!" is kinda cheesy. Go away Charlotte.