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Czech, I can't believe my beautiful joke at the top of this page was no-sold so the usual idiots can argue about pointless crap. I was hoping to offend so many and at the same time, make them laugh.

Technically speaking, aren't the final scenes in 3 going to be "smear pieces" ?

Luger went into the pool? You fail to remember THIS GEM... Sting took Lex out into the OCEAN...and PILEDROVE HIM.

For the guy before...here is the very first "nWo Nitro" takeover... *** WCW Monday Nitro (Live) 09-23-96 Announcers: Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay, and Larry Zbyszko (Hour One); Eric Bischoff and Bobby Heenan (Hour Two) Cable Rating: 3.43 (3.31, 3.52) The nWo introduced their newest member, "Vince" (the wrestler formerly known as Virgil in the World Wrestling Federation). Vince, later renamed "Vincent", keeps Eric Bischoff hostage in the announcer's booth as the nWo does commentary with him. Hulk Hogan gives The Nasty Boys his hotel room key and his World Title belt and agrees to "talk business" with them after the show. Hogan closes the show by announcing the nWo will destroy WCW in an attempt to prove Hogan is the greatest star the sport has ever seen. 1. Kevin Sullivan & Konnan (with Jimmy Hart) defeated Brad Armstrong & Juventud Guerrera when Sullivan made the pin after forcing Konnan to wrestle the entire match. After the match, Sullivan & Bubba Rogers beat down Konnan, and let the camera know that this was Konnan's initiation into the Dungeon of Doom. 2. Chris Jericho pinned Mike Enos. 3. Glacier pinned Pat Tanaka after the "Cryonic Kick". 4. The Public Enemy defeated WCW World Tag Team Champions Harlem Heat (with Sister Sherri & Col. Robert Parker) to win the titles when Rocko Rock pinned Booker T. as both men's shoulders were apparently down in a small package cover. Referee Nick Patrick awarded the match and the titles to The Public Enemy. 5. Greg Valentine defeated Randy Savage by disqualification when Savage used a steel chair. After the match, The Outsiders, Syxx, & Ted DiBiase attacked Savage. The Giant took over the commentary booth, introducing Hulk Hogan as his partner. Nash brutalized Savage, and them humiliated him by whipping him in the face with a "Slim Jim" beef stick. Savage was stretchered out. 6. Jim Powers (with Teddy Long) fought M. Wallstreet to a no-contest when The Outsiders attacked Powers and Wallstreet exited the ring. The Giant delivered a chokeslam to Powers, as WCW referee Nick Patrick agreed to referee the remainder of the matches. 7. Syxx pinned Jim Duggan after The Giant came to ringside and chokeslammed Duggan on the floor, and then rolled him into the ring. The New World Order attacked Duggan's original opponent, Ron Studd, on his way to the ring. 8. nWo Sting defeated Bo LeDoux with the "Scorpion Deathlock". 9. The Outsiders defeated High Voltage in a "First Round nWo World Tag Team Title Tournament Match". The Outsiders ran off Voltage's original opponents, The Amazing French Canadians, before the match began.

There's a Prodigy song in that new Nintendo game, Donkey Konga. That's all I have to say.

The last Nitro before WCW Hog Wild 1996... You know the show where MEGA HEEL HULK HOGAN wins the WCW Title from The Giant? And MEGA HEELS Hall & Nash face Sting & Luger? Would have been nice of Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall to APPEAR ON THE SHOW. Check out Benoit losing to Alex Wright, a WCW Women's Match, and main eventers The Nasty Boys on this gem. Oh yeah, and Ric Flair Vs. THE BOOTY MAN... _______________________________________ *** WCW Monday Nitro (Live) 08-05-96 Announcers: Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko (Hour One); Bobby Heenan (Hour Two) Cable Rating: 3.1 (3.1, 3.2) Eric Bischoff was notable missing and did not do commentary for the show. Bobby Heenan arrived late for his duties. The Nasty Boys ran down WCW, and were confronted by Lex Luger & Sting, who questioned their allegiance. 1. WCW World Tag Team Champions Harlem Heat (with Sister Sherri & Col. Robert Parker) defeated The Rock 'N Roll Express when Booker T. pinned Robert Gibson after a kick to head. 2. Malia Hosaka (with Sonny Onoo) pinned Madusa. 3. Alex Wright defeated Chris Benoit (with Woman, Elizabeth, & Debra McMichael) by countout when Benoit left the ring to brawl with Dean Malenko, who came to ringside as Jimmy Hart was attempting to persuade Woman to leave Benoit and join up with Kevin Sullivan. 4. Randy Savage pinned Lord Steven Regal (with Jeeves) after the Flying Elbowdrop. After the match, Sting & Lex Luger came to the ring holding a black wreath which read "Condolences on the Death of WCW", which they found backstage in a black limosouine. 5. WCW U.S. Champion Ric Flair (with Woman, Elizabeth, Debra McMichael, and The Four Horsemen) defeated The Booty Man (with The Booty Babe) via submission with the figure-four leglock. After the match, The Horsemen brutalized The Booty Man, who was a long-time associate of Hulk Hogan. 6. WCW World Champion The Giant (with Jimmy Hart) pinned Sgt. Craig Pittman after a chokeslam. Giant decked Long after the match, as well. 7. Sting & Lex Luger defeated The Nasty Boys when Sting made Jerry Sags submit to the "Scorpion Deathlock", after Sags fought with Rick Steiner at ringside, who was acting as security to prevent the nWo from coming to the ring. After the match, Luger & Sting went backstage and found a black leather bag with the word "Turner" on it, as the limo suddenly pulled away and the show ended.

Nidia is apparently be-sexual, preferring women, from many reports. I guess when Men gave up on her for being fat and looking like a man in the face, she started going with the flow and chasing women. Gail, on the other hand, has a gorgeous body, but an awful face. I wish there was a way to get her a new head.

The thread isn't about Edge's gimmick, Anglesault. it's about the battle royal. My previous post about Edge's gimmick (being ruined by THE BATTLE ROYAL) and Triple H's upcoming PPV title defense (which would be changed/modified/cancelled due to the outcome of THE BATTLE ROYAL) are in topic. Who Kurt Angle wrestles good matches with is not. Use sense.

I want to call you an idiot, but I'll be nice. When was the movie aired? You leave this out. I'm guessing between 7-10 pm. There's nothing offensive mentioned that would warrant the movie getting backlash, or, for that matter, being rated over a "PG" rating. Give up. I answered everything for you. Methinks your dog died or something and you're being overly emotional. Oh, and by "DEATHS", do you mean alien bodies were killed? No, ok because Clone Wars had this. Do you mean HUMANS? No, ok because Family Guy has this all the time. I see, you meant... THE DEATH OF CARTOON ANTS. I am calling my local cable company right now.

Jasmine St. Claire is not a booker. And Zandig would never listen to the Jarrett's. He actually runs a credible company.

Oh, and can you guys please STAY ON FUCKING TOPIC. This thread isn't for discussing a possible Kurt Angle move to Smackdown! and/or who Shawn Michael has/had great matches with. Go start your own.

Here's the deal. New Year's Revolution, early January. It's going to need a heel as World Champion to defend a "chasing" challenger. New market, new PPV date. Who's going to pay to see a token title defense? Granted, I predict the Puerto Rico PPV will have the LOWEST BUYRATE IN WWF/WWE HISTORY...but just saying. That's all I'm saying.

Stay on topic. My brutally honest and crucially important Radiohead information is being overlooked so you guys can argue about who has the wetter vagina.

nWo Nitro, while terrible, was important historically. The nWo angle was hot at the time. The Nitro before, the announcers made it clear that many of the big stars would be over in Japan the next Monday, and who knows what the nWo was capable of. I believe Savage was the only "high mid-card/main event" WCW guy left. So the nWo took over the show. Yes, it was awful. But it helped establish them as heels that could destroy WCW if WCW didn't unite together. So of course the WCW guys took FOREVER to band together. But when they did it was memorable.

God, Backlash's was so awful. The PPV matchup screen would have like... "And get this, King, THIS SUNDAY, we'll see EDGE face KANE! Kane is a murderous evil man!! He's a killer!! A MONSTER!" :::background music::: (pussy chorus kicks in) "Eyes wide shutttt.....runnin' through my veins....now let's get HAPPY!!!"

The Simple Plan knock made me chuckle. Consider my anger with you subsided. No, that's the thing...Edge is NOT "evil bitter asshole!". That's why some fans (yourself) are giving him shit. His character is, and to at least most who get it, this: - He is bitter that he's been around since '98 and "not gotten a title shot". - He's a goofball that relies on his past comedic elements to try to make himself feel better about himself (see Raw this Monday and backstage with Angle at SSeries). While being a dickhead, he still tries to act "cool", like a bully. - He doesn't care if you are a heel or a face, if you impeed his progress to the World Title, he'll attack you, physically and verbally. See: Kurt Angle, Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit, and Christian. Basically, Edge is a depressed man who reacts violently because he feels so bad for himself. Chicks now don't dig him, backstage scrubs laugh at him, faces defeat him, even the heels don't like him. He's a "lone wolf". He's like James Van Der Beek's character in "The Rules of Attraction". No one gives a fuck about him, he used to get laid a lot, and now he's an angry prick. If the "internet smarts" hate him, then good, he's doing his job. No one should LIKE HIM.

He's much better at playing a "bitter, intelligent" character than you are, AS. So put him at one above the bottom of the list. I actually think Edge's in-ring work SUCKS but his character is pretty cool. He's gone from "Girls cheer for me, I call people dorks!" to "Girls hate me, now everyone calls ME a dork..." His music is lame, yet the lyrics are actually fitting, if you care to read 'em. Still, entrance and shitty in-ring work overshadow character, IMO. I would like Edge off TV forever, but that isn't going to happen. The positive he has is a pretty cool character. Ok, he's a heel. He's envious. He's bitter. But he still has that "confidant, cocky side" he always had. That may be why some fans laugh at him, still.

There's usually a comedy figure put into these matches, as well, somehow. Maybe Lawler...or like...Christy Hemme?

Just to let you know, Anglesault, you've posted like 5 times and have added nothing to this thread. But you've "Done it before!" I guess.

There are more than 20 wrestlers in the battle royal. WWE.com reports "Triple H will have to fight off nearly 25 superstars". Will we get a big "STARE DOWN and POP FROM FANS!" like we got with Batista and Kane... Batista and Snitsky?!!? Batista and Viscera!?!? Oh God... BATISTA AND VISCERA AND SNITSKY?!?!?! The internet will collapse.

In this thread, let's post what we feel was the worst episode of WCW Nitro ever... READ THIS...it may not be THE worst...but it's right up there...check out some of the fucking angles in the "angles" area...as well as match times and workes paired together... And then post some of your memories! 12-20-99, The Baltimore Arena, Baltimore, Maryland Announcers: Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay, and Bobby Heenan Backstage, the unseen Vince Russo and Roddy Piper argue, as Russo tries to get Piper to tell the fans he "sold out" to Russo, and Piper refuses. The announcers speculate that Vince Russo caused Bill Goldberg to be "screwed" at Starrcade, much like Bret Hart was two years earlier in the World Wrestling Federation. Kevin Nash cuts a "shoot" promo, running down Bret Hart and saying that Goldberg was screwed out of the World Title. Jim Duggan refuses to denounce the United States, and The Revolution brutalizes him until The Filthy Animals make the save. Roddy Piper quits WCW for making a horrible choice, but is stopped by Bill Goldberg and Bret Hart. Hart vacates the WCW World Title and says he had nothing to do with Piper's decision. Vince Russo admits he screwed Goldberg to make up for the "screwing" of Bret two years earlier. A Hart/Goldberg rematch is signed. Roddy Piper destroys Vince Russo's office, coming through the wall with a baseball bat. In the rafters, The Total Package, dressed up as Sting, was seen posing with a baseball bat. Disco Inferno was brought to Mr. Marinara by The Mamalukes & Tony Marinara, and forced to "join the family or live in a coma". Backstage, David Flair's gothic #1 fan, Daffney, is hit on by Jerry only. She responds by biting his nose and running away from the other Misifts. Later, David Flair beats down ring announcer David Penzer, as well as Vampiro & Jerry Only, for Daffney being harassed. Evan Karagias attacks Chavo Guerrero for attempting to sell him a book, titled "How to Pick Up Chicks". Dallas Page comes to the ring and attacks "Buff" Bagwell, who is claiming that an affair may have occurred between he and Kimberly, Page's wife. Roddy Piper gives an emotional speech to the WCW locker room about not selling out, as the crowd chants "boring". 1. WCW Cruiserweight Champion Madusa (with Spice) pinned Buzzkill in 1:38 with a German suplex after hitting him with brass knuckles thrown to her by Spice. 2. Curt Hennig pinned Hugh Morrus in 4:30 with the "Hennigplex" as Morrus was frequently distracted by his father, who arrived to ringside in a hospital gown. 3. Tank Abbott fought Jerry Flynn to a no-contest in a "No Holds Barred" match when security broke up the fight as the referee was knocked out. After the match, Abbott hit Flynn with a knockout punch cheap shot. 4. Brian Knobbs & Fit Finlay defeated Meng & Norman Smiley in a "hardcore match" in 4:00 when Knobbs pinned Smiley in the arena's bathroom after slamming a stall door on his head. 5. The Maestro (with Symphony) pinned Evan Karagias in 3:41 with a running knee as Karagias was concerned with Symphony, who was feigning being knocked out after Karagias ran into her. 6. Chris Kanyon (with J. Biggs & women) defeated Bam Bam Bigelow and Dallas Page in a "three-way dance" in 4:19 after smashing a champagne bottle over Bigelow's head while the referee was distracted. Page walked out on the match after hitting both men with a "Diamond Cutter" moments before the end. 7. Kevin Nash (with Scott Hall) fought Creative Control to a no-contest in 3:30 in a match without a referee after Scott Hall entered the ring on crutches and broke one over Creative Control's backs. 8. Jeff Jarrett defeated WCW U.S. Champion Chris Benoit in 6:56 in a ladder match to win the title after hitting Benoit with a guitar and climbing a second ladder. Benoit had just earlier attempted to climb a ladder with Jarrett incapacitated, both the rungs on both sides fell off, as someone apparently rigged the ladder. 9. The Wall (with Berlyn) defeated Sid Vicious by disqualification in 2:33 after Berlyn came off the top rope and dropkicked his bodyguard. After the match, Vicious powerbombed Berlyn, and then shook hands with The Wall. 10. Mike Rotunda & Rick Steiner (with Kevin Sullivan & Leia Meow) defeated Harlem Heat in 7:14 when Rotunda pinned Stevie Ray as he was distracted arguing with Midnight, who appeared at ringside after the lights went out. 11. Bret Hart pinned Bill Goldberg in 5:44 to win the vacant WCW World Title after The Outsiders (aided by Hart) came to the ring and brutalized Goldberg with baseball bats. Roddy Piper unsuccessfully came to the ring and attempted to shield Goldberg's body. Jeff Jarrett came to the ring and laid out Piper with a guitar shot. The group spray painted Piper & Goldberg, as the nWo music played to announce the new four-man faction.

Then don't format them. Just put "in response to: " Give lazy readers a workout.

I have an original Survivor Series 1990 Master. The original box is intact except for one side, that was cute by Blockbuster Video. It's in a hard box, with the front, back, and left side cover completely intact. I'd be willing to just copy it and send you the original master and box cover. (Sidenote, I remember working in a video store and seeing advertisements for BATB 2000 and GAB 2000 in a magazine that we ordered videos from. Something like $59.95 per copy, haha.)

The Styles Clash, when AJ does it to much larger men, is pretty dangerous.

I would have a character that thinks he's really appealing to the ladies, but sometime around the 10:50 PM spot on Raw we always find him bed with a mid-card male athlete. This leads him to feud with Batista, calling the big man a "metrosexual", after Batista turns down his sexual advances, eventually pinning him for the IC Title, and turning Batista face. It also allows WWE to kill the careers and easily fire useless talent like Maven, Val Venis, and The Bashams. Oh, that's a terrible idea? Remember, I'm submitting it to the company that put a ***retarded*** wrestler in a 15 minute co-main event match at SUMMERSLAM with the guy they're pushing as the ***GREATEST WRESTLER EVER***.