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Jesus Akio has such star potential. Both these guys do. Give Akio the Cruiser title, have him feud with London for a few months.

London please lose the neon blue vest please.

On Tough Enough. I think Mizanin will win. Puder can be brought back at any time as "Hey, that's Puder! What's he doing here?" Obviously all 3 of these guys will likely be signed. It's like the Diva Search, everyone wins but the contest winner gets the extra cash.

:::looks at SUMMERSLAM, ROYAL RUMBLE, etc. price of 34.95::: :::looks at ARMAGEDDON price of 34.95::: I expect good build-up and a potential great show.

THIS IS HILARIOUS. Seriously. "Can you smack THAT, Hard...core?"

That Clash of the Champions, I mean 35 dollar Armageddon pay per view sure has some crap on it. I don't like three-four way title matches much, a 3 on 1 handicap match???? Ugh. Tough Enough junk, a repeat tag title match, no real cruiser action, no London, no Kidman, but LOTS OF JESUS. I sure hope Jesus wrestles tonight. I'd like to see if the guy can work. I know Jesus is capable of making "superman" comebacks....BA-DUNK-DUN!!! HEYOOO!!!

Wow that match was quite the combination of undercard talent from the past. We had WCW SN jobbers Jindrak & Horshu in there with former ECW scrub Little Guido and WWF Jakked reject Funaki.

First up, The Cement Shoes Yakuza Vs. Basketball Player & Horshu

Cincinatti is a terrible, terrible crowd from the shows I've seen broadcast from there. I remember Benoit winning the WCW Title there and the crowd booing, chanting "boring" and sitting on their thumbs as he held the title belt up. Granted, its WCW and all, but its Chris friggin Benoit winning a World Title and raising it over his heads. They were pretty decent for the Smackdown where Spike won the Cruiser title and Booker won the 8-way dance for the US Title, tho.

Look back at March. Considering a lot of the final quarter hours were spent hyping the Evolution Vs. Rock/Foley WM 20 match, as well as the "Draft" and new stars, we got the following guys in the final main event match on Raw: Steven Richards? Eddie Guerrero? Shelton Benjamin? Test? Matt Hardy? Weiiiird. I recall Edge Vs. Orton IC Rematch being pretty sweet, the night after Vengeance. They had a crappy match on Raw before, when Orton was champ.

Separated by month... January World Tag Team Champions Ric Flair & Batista defeated Bubba Ray & D-Von Dudley. Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton pinned Rob Van Dam. Goldberg won a battle royal to become the #30 entrant in the 2004 Royal Rumble, last eliminating Randy Orton. Goldberg pinned Jonathon Coachman. February Shawn Michaels pinned Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton in a non-title match. Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton defeated Rob Van Dam and Booker T in a three-way match. Shawn Michaels pinned Chris Benoit. Vince McMahon fought Eric Bischoff to a no-contest when Brock Lesnar interfered and attacked special referee Steve Austin. March World Tag Team Champions Rob Van Dam & Booker T defeated Test & Matt Hardy. Steven Richards pinned Chris Jericho. World Champion Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels defeated Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton, Batista, & Ric Flair. WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero defeated Triple H by disqualification when Christian interfered. Shelton Benjamin pinned Triple H. April Kane pinned Rhyno. World Champion Chris Benoit, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, & Mick Foley defeated Triple H, Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton, and World Tag Team Champions Batista & Ric Flair. World Champion Chris Benoit & Edge defeated World Tag Team Champions Batista & Ric Flair to win the titles. World Tag Team Champions Chris Benoit & Edge defeated Ric Flair & Batista. May World Champion Chris Benoit pinned Shawn Michaels. Chris Jericho defeated Christian via submission in a steel cage match. Kane won a battle royal to become the World Title challenger at Bad Blood 2004, when Triple H was last eliminated by the interfering Shawn Michaels. Eugene & World Champion Chris Benoit defeated Garrison Cade & Jonathon Coachman. Eugene defeated Kane by disqualification. June Shawn Michaels defeated Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton by disqualification in a non-title match. World Champion Chris Benoit, Edge, & Chris Jericho defeated Intercontinental Champion Randy Orton, Batista, & Ric Flair in an elimination match. Eugene fought Triple H to a no-contest. World Champion Chris Benoit defeated Kane via submission in a match where Benoit could win only by submission, and Kane could win the title via pinfall, submission, count out, or disqualification. July Eugene, Triple H, & Ric Flair defeated World Champion Chris Benoit & Edge in a handicap match. World Champion Chris Benoit fought Eugene to a no-contest when Evolution interfered and brutalized both men. Intercontinental Champion Edge pinned Randy Orton by using the ropes for leverage. World Champion Chris Benoit defeated Triple H in a 60-Minute Iron Man Match, 4 falls to 3. August Randy Orton, Ric Flair, & Batista defeated World Champion Chris Benoit, Edge, & Chris Jericho. World Champion Chris Benoit & Eugene defeated Randy Orton & Triple H by disqualification. World Champion Randy Orton pinned Chris Benoit. William Regal pinned Ric Flair. Eugene pinned Triple H. September World Champion Randy Orton defeated Kane in a steel cage match by escaping through the door. Randy Orton defeated World Champion Triple H, Batista, & Ric Flair by disqualification in a handicap match. Randy Orton, Shelton Benjamin, & Chris Benoit defeated World Champion Triple H, Batista, & Ric Flair. Batista pinned Randy Orton. Due to the pre-match stipulations, Orton's loss eliminated him from being on the ballot for a World Title match at Taboo Tuesday. October World Champion Triple H pinned Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho in a Lumberjack Match. Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit, & Edge defeated World Champion Triple H, Batista, & Ric Flair. Edge defeated Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels in a three-way match. Ric Flair pinned Randy Orton. Due to the pre-match stipulations, Randy Orton can never challenge for the World Title as long as Triple H is the champion. November Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, & Maven defeated Batista & Ric Flair in a handicap match. Chris Benoit defeated Edge by disqualification. World Champion Triple H pinned Maven. Chris Benoit defeated Edge in a steel cage match by escaping through the door. World Champion Triple H Vs. Edge Vs. Chris Benoit (OFFICIAL DECISION PENDING) * BONUS STATISTICS * Most Main Event Wrestling Appearences on Raw: Chris Benoit - 21 Randy Orton - 18 Ric Flair - 15 Triple H - 15 Batista - 13

No one wants to play smash-mouth football on a console that primarily supports children's games. GameCube is the "Good Charlotte" of video games, with PS2 and X-Box being more adult-oriented.

Lame.

Perhaps your CD Player doesn't support burned CDs.

Are you testing pictures of untalented pigs with wigs on? If so, you have produced 4 winners.

God, it's turning more into Dawson's Creek every week.

EPISODE 04 – “The New Era” 12/2/2004 Seth solicits Ryan’s help in finding him a new girlfriend for the new era. Actually he needs a new girlfriend pronto in order to show up Summer and Zach. He suggests they go shopping for possible candidates in the yearbook, generously offering to share his “left-overs” with Ryan. No thanks, Ryan’s not dating this year. Kirsten’s not so sure Seth’s ready to be back on the market, but quickly changes her mind when Seth offers her the alternative: listen to him talk about Summer all year. Seth and Ryan take their girl-shopping to the streets… well, to the school quad anyway… when along comes Lindsay, who points out how classy and “not remotely demeaning” it is. After she takes off, Seth tells Ryan he thinks he’s finally found the ONE. Who, Lindsay? Ryan tries to dissuade him by explaining that she’s bossy, argumentative, and difficult. Perfect! Ryan reluctantly agrees to hook it up. Meanwhile, Marissa is celebrating the new era by being “boy-drama-free”! Summer raises an eye-brow. No really, she and Ryan are just friends and DJ wants nothing to do with her. Summer also claims to be drama-free. “If Cohen is the virus, Zack is the cure.” Meanwhile, Sandy has gotten the axe from his law firm for representing Caleb. He’s excited about being back on his own. It’s a new era, yea! Except his only client is Caleb Nichols, who appears to be more guilty by the day. Sandy meets Caleb at the club with the intention of talking about the case, specifically about the fact that Caleb’s been funneling money every month to a trust and the person who runs this trust just so happens to be an associate of a city councilman -- the same city councilman who issues building permits to people who build lots of buildings. “People like you.” Other than admitting that he likes to build buildings, Caleb’s not in the mood for talking shop. He’s in the mood for frittatas! In class, Ryan awkwardly approaches Lindsay and asks if she’d like to go on a date. Yes, she would. Great! “So you’ll go out with Seth.” Huh? What? “Oh, you want me to go out with Seth and I said yes, so… yes.” Julie, the new CEO of the Newport Group, barges into Kirsten’s office with a giant ficus tree. She wants to get more involved in the company. Kirsten explains that the company is one failed deal away from ruin and they’ve got a big presentation tomorrow. Well, then, Julie thinks she better brush up on her reading. Ryan finds Seth doing manual labor at The Bait Shop and lets him know the date with Lindsay is on for tomorrow night. Suddenly Seth’s not so sure of himself. He refuses to go unless Ryan doubles with them but Ryan isn’t dating anymore, remember? Seth convinces him it won’t be a date, just a “group hang” with Alex, his hot boss. Back at the Newport Group, Kirsten’s mid-way into her big presentation when Julie barges in and introduces herself to the prospective investors. Then she proceeds to send Kirsten out of the room to copy… the lunch menu? Post-presentation, Julie pays Jimmy a visit looking for a little confidence boost. She complains that being the CEO of a company is a bitch. “Hmm, you’d think you’d be a natural.” Good one, Jimmy! “Listen -- you may not have Kirsten’s experience, or let’s face it, any experience, but you’re savvy.” Jimmy explains that if there’s one thing Julie’s good at, it’s getting money from rich old men. She’s just got to do it the Julie Cooper way. At The Bait Shop, it’s time for the “group hang” to begin but Seth can’t seem to face Lindsay at all. He sends Ryan down to act as the buffer. Lindsay wants to know what Ryan’s doing there. He awkwardly explains that he’s got a date too. Terrific. Hmm, maybe Ryan wasn’t the best buffer after all. Back at home, Kirsten walks in on Sandy watching bad TV in his Cheeto-dust-covered pajamas. He’s depressed because Caleb’s been sending him on a wild goose chase. Suddenly, Julie shows up with the fabulous idea to throw a party for the prospective investors. Kirsten tells her they’ll talk about it tomorrow but… too late, the caterers are already here and she’s already invited the most important people in Newport! Back at the group hang, both Seth and Ryan are dying a slow death. And if things aren’t bad enough, look who just showed up -- Marissa, Summer and Zach! Seth suddenly grabs Lindsay, and Summer suddenly grabs Zach. Lindsay takes a wild guess that she’s just met the ex. Zach thinks maybe Summer should take her focus off her Cohen-obsession and put it on the band. Seth, meanwhile, is giving Lindsay a healthy dose of his Summer-obsession. Outside the club, Sandy does a little late-night espionage and sees Caleb handing off a package to a woman in a car. He confronts Caleb in the bar but Caleb claims the woman is an old friend. Sandy guesses that the woman is Renee Wheeler. Caleb starts to deny it until Sandy explains that when he says “guess,” what he really means is he called in the license plate number to a friend at the police department. Sandy wants to know if Caleb’s having an affair. Caleb says it goes much deeper than that and advises Sandy to leave it alone. Right, that sounds like something Sandy’s likely to do. Back at The Bait Shop, the Killers are rocking the house and Seth is still talking off Lindsay’s ear about Summer. Seth wants Lindsay to know that he has nothing to say to Summer, except maybe that he’s doing fine without her. Lindsay suggests that if Seth hurries, he may be able to catch Summer heading out the door. Good idea. Then Alex tells Ryan that maybe he should go tell Lindsay he likes her. Alex isn’t really feeling the spark anyway, so… Wow, an honest conversation with a girl. Ryan’s not used to that. Summer follows Zach out the door, protesting that she’s not still obsessed with Seth. Zach thinks Summer should go home and log onto some Cohen chat room or something while he throws himself off the pier. Just then, Seth comes barreling towards Summer with his big news but she tells him to get lost. Back inside, Ryan tries talking to Lindsay but she’s had enough talk for one night. And back at the Cohen house, the party is in full swing. Julie is doing such a good job charming the clientele that even Kirsten is impressed. Julie heads inside to get Mr. Herbert’s contract. Thanks to Jimmy, she’s doing it the Julie Cooper way. Seth and Ryan give each other permission to exchange dates. Seth debriefs with Alex, who’s not surprised he got “disco’d” by two girls in one night. He apologizes to her for the whole “group hang” thing and starts to head out. Alex follows him and lets him know that despite all his shortcomings, he can sometimes be a little charming… especially when he’s not talking about Summer. Seth invites Alex to get an ice-cream. She gives him a lingering kiss on the lips and offers to buy... but no more than two scoops. Outside, Ryan catches up with Lindsay at the bus stop and offers her a ride. No thanks. He joins her on the bench and she tells him she knew it was going to be a disaster with Seth before it even started. Why? Because when Ryan asked her about a date she thought she was saying yes to him. Ryan’s confused. Didn’t Lindsay think he was an idiot? He tells her he wanted it to be him but he just didn’t think in a million years she’d say yes. “Then I’ve been right all along. You are an idiot.”

I must say I missed a few eps here and there of South Park. Seen all of season 1-4. Seen all of season 8. All of season 7 now. I JUST downloaded and finally saw the "Tolerance Camp / Lemiwinks" episode. Holy shit. Lemiwinks was the HAMPSTER? I kept seeing all this "Lemiwinks! Lemiwinks episode!" nonsense and had not idea what the name referred to. It was kinda different and all, but seriously, its a dead gag. Anyway, about season 5... 501. Scott Tenorman Must Die AWESOME 502. It Hits the Fan Doesn't work if not on "television". 503. Cripple Fight! Love the "They Live" extended fight. 504. The Super Best Friends Really liked it. 505. Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow *IS THIS ANY GOOD?* 506. Cartmanland Really liked this. 507. Proper Condom Use *IS THIS ANY GOOD?* 508. Towelie Love this episode. 509. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants *IS THIS ANY GOOD?* 510. How To Eat With Your BUTT 511. The Entity 512. Here Comes the Neighborhood 513. Kenny Dies 514. Butters' Very Own Episode I don't think I've seen the last 5 either. Any help?

"At one point Chyna comes out dressed like a dominatrix and she has a striking resemblance to Herman Munster dressed up in a motorcycle outfit."

Man not only do you nerds supporting this article actually support TNA but it seems you mark out for their fans.

He nose isn't really broken, dummy.

Fuck Jason Giambi. Another roided up hot shot who punched a one-way ticket to injuries and a breakdown. Man, Joe Torre doesn't even seem confident he can be productive again. HA HA. I hate New York. I hope the scandals keep coming. And I Can't Wait until Big Bad Barry gets either found out or injured. Cheaters.

Rich snobs who thought they were better than everyone and who were promoted by a man in a graduation outfit who liked to read degrading poetry about the fans and their opponents. It's be over today.

I thought Ling Ling was a male. South Park was great. Drawn Together was okay. Best episode of the series thus far, but still kinda corny.

Just remember...every tape you buy from Feinstein is more gas money he gets to go to different homes and fuck little children.