UseTheSledgehammerUh

Slow-Motion Yelling!!!!!!! "TAHHHPPPPPPPP!!!" "TAHHHHHHPPPPP!!!!!" "I believe in stealing wives."

My God theyre getting us/the crowd interested in a match.

Batista blade job = 1/2 *

Question: What heel jobbers are left for a new, debuting FACE to squash?

Nova invented tattoos.

Batista's patella kneecap being worked on? What the fuck is wrong with JR?

30-minute time limit draw!!!

I always thought "RKO" was in tribute to the end of the move Orton stole from Mero's "TKO", which Mero stole from Dallas Page, who stole it from Bubba Dudley. Before you start an argument saying "DDP blah blash Johnny Ace Diamond Cutter!!"... I'm talking about the "TKO", not the "Diamond Cutter" or "Ace Crusher".

RKO = Randy Knock Out

Batista and Flair had a fight last week.

Dudley fans chant 3D.

Czech, fans of The Dudley Boys.

This match will span 6 commercial breaks.

Maven Vs. HHH tonight after Maven costs Batista the match.

Victory Road Summary: 1/2 2000 WCW + 1/2 1999 WCW

My birthday is at midnight. Hope Raw can deliver a memorable show before I go drinking.

Batista's gotta rail Orton?

Odds that Bischoff introduces Steve Austin as the "Special Enforcer" for the SS Main Event tonight...

I like the idea of starting Raw off with a big match. But damn these two guys can't work.

I have no idea who is going to win the main event Sunday. I like Batista and Gene Snitsky and Edge. I like Benoit and Jericho. So I guess 3-2, I go for the heel team. Am I right?

Ian Malcolm Bischoff.

When you post stupid shit like "Hey how was your mixer?" "oooh, as cool as your gay mixer?' and "Can I come to ur mixer??" You're mocking me for a stupid reason. A "mixer" is not a party. I never said it was. A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other. So when I show a picture of a party, that's a party. A mixer is not a party. So your fucking bashing of me b/c I showed (in only one example) a buncha dudes dressed up is off-base. We were dressing up for a PUNK ROCK THEME MIXER, awaiting the sorority. We were SUPPOSED to look like tools. We wouldn't dress like that for a fucking out on the town, in house, whatever, party. So shut the fuck up. It's old. If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of. Yeah. Suck on those tits. And I'll kill you.

Hey Promoter, get a clue. We've done a Sid countdown for the past few days, scroll up and look at page 1...

Stevie Ray turned heel on brother Booker T when T kept teaming with Midnight. Ray went on to form "Harlem Heat 2000" with Big T, J. Biggs, and Cash.

Cool is no longer undefeated.