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Suzuki looks terrible. What awful pants and hair.

Mordecai should never SPEAK to anyone, and be untouchable. Instead he's getting beat up by Holly in front of everyone. Some mythical "Undertaker feud" that'll be.

Hey have the Dudleys gotten new ring gear as rumored, or they still doing Camos?

I don't even know HOW to rate that segment. If you've seen Mordecai before, it'd be 2/3. However, since I just laughed my ass off, Smackdown! thus far is 3/3.

He looks like 1997 WCW Jeff Jarrett!!!! Haha, nice white trunks and white mesh shirt..... "I'm gonna crucify you!" I predict Mordecai will lose to Holly when they wrestle.

Ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! THAT is Mordecai!??!?!?! Is this a joke? He's the funniest looking thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!

Smackdown is 2/2 so far. The crowd is just SO GOD DAMN TIRED/SLEEPY/DEAD except for London's splat.

This match is so much better than WM XX's Cruiserweight Open.

Kidman should win.

Shannon Moore?

That's fucking bullshit.

Noble with new tights? Go London. I pick him.

Chavo has awful theme music.

Can I be James J. Dillon. This is an absolutely useless thread, BTW.

That was a good opening segment. 1/1

Christ the crowd is COMPLETELY DEAD. Haha on Cena's Tracy McGrady comment.

I'm watching WWE Smackdown for the second time this year. Well the first 45 min. anyway. Got better things to do then wash this crap.

Well they're not machines. You'll have to use your hands. I would love to see the Team Canada guy do that Somersault Piledriver to another toy.

Yes, they can. The Toy Biz figures (except for the fat guys and a few other exceptions) had very moveable joints (legs and arms). Booker could easily be posed for the "axe kick" or "Harlem Hangover". Kidman (an awful, ugly figure) came with legs that locked and shot out to recreate the "shooting star press" move. Toy Biz knows what they're doing. Again, McFarlane's the shit, but I'd prefer the somewhat cartoonish, ultra-poseable Toy Biz figs over statues.

I don't care what anyone says. Toy Biz produced the best wrestling action figures of all time. There were some glaringly terrible ones, duh. Such as Wrath, Disco, Bret, etc. But when they tried, their attention to detail and such was amazing. Bill Goldberg, Booker T, Sting, Scott Hall, Bam Bam Bigelow, etc. were amazing. GREAT NEWS for TNA.

I went into a sicko family's house, ala Texas Chainsaw Massacre after my car broke down. I discovered their secrets, found their "book of sin" (evidence I could use for the police that they killed people) and a map showing where the bodies were stored. They made me give the shit back, I only gave the book back. I kept the map and RAN LIKE SHIT! But in the dream like I ran "slowwwwww" for some reason, so the two manaiac guys were gaining on me. THEN A SCHOOL BUS APPEARED!!! I was all bloody and flagged it down and the faces inside all looked at me. I got in, and the fat woman busdriver told me she'd get me to the police as soon as she dropped the kids off. The "kids", I realized when I woke up, were all mutilated and dead bodies, made to sit in the "upward" position. The driver "dropped them off" BACK AT THE FUCKING MURDER HOUSE!!! Then they killed me.

IB getting banned reminds me of Lenny and Lodi being taken off of TV for their controversial gimmicks.

1)Austin vs Rock-WM 17 (24-7) *** 9)Angle vs Benoit-Rumble '03 (17-14) 4)Bret vs Austin-WM 13 (24-7) *** 5)Bret vs Owen-WM 10 (30-1) 3)Rey vs Eddie-Halloween Havoc '97 (19-12) *** 42)Bret vs Bulldog-Summerslam '92 (17-14) 7)HHH vs HBK vs Benoit-WM 20 (23-8) 2)Bret vs Austin survivor series 96 (24-7) ***

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" with clips of random jobbers being eliminated in the World War 3 battle royals. "Baby Got Back" with clips of the random chicks WCW signed, Midajah, Shakyra, Major Gunns, Leia Meow, Pamela Paulshock, etc...and then Kimberly, Nitro Girls, etc.

Miss Elizabeth managed these two guys named Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan. Sapphire managed Dusty Rhodes.