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Edge taking the World Title on Friday and defending against Matt Hardy, Batista, Finlay, and a returning babyface/tweener/pissed off Kennedy would be sick.

Here's Edge to say the same thing he always says ever.

Yeah but one bad segment doesn't make a show the worst ever. I for one loved the Katie Vick segment just because it was Triple H and boring-as-shit Kane and it at least made me chuckle. "I'M SCREWING YOUR BRAINS OUT!" That was awesome.

I know "worst Raw ever" gets thrown around a lot, but let's examine: 1. Heatless, lame, generic McMahon/Lashley/Coach promo. 2. Diva tag match. 3. Santino Marella Vs. Chris Masters. 4. Kennedy talks for 20 seconds. 5. Umaga squash. 6. Special look at The Condemned #671. If this Raw was taped, this thread would have like 1 page.

Islander Vs. Highlander.

"Does Kennedy enter the Rumble next year?" Mr. Kennedy should not wrestle One Single Match from now until WrestleMania. He should do promos, show him working out in the gym, and air vignettes of him hitting his big moves on preliminary wrestlers. It makes absolutely no sense for him to put himself at risk to injury. You know, once he returns from his current one...

Even Maria's like "Man, Orton sucks."

The real question is how many times will Kennedy injure himself during the countdown.

So I'm guessing Edge and Orton "come for revenge" during HBK/Khali. Of course, being a fucking idiot, Miichaels sends them packing despite being in a wrestling match and Rated RKO being fresh, but HBK is God('s servant). This leads to him walking into The Great Khali Slam.

I doubt we get a "Shawn Michaels beats the big guy with three superkicks" moment here.

"Santino is a walking cliche with these tattoos. Japanese symbols? check. ugly back tat? check. vauge wall tattoos? check. Just needs the flames and nautical star." Marella looks like every single UFC star.

So, uh, Santino just happened to be wearing his RED WRESTLING BOOTS out in public to attend the WWE event 3 weeks ago, huh?

Man, if this was 1982, Masters would be in the fourth year of a World Title reign and Marella would be losing to Jim Brunzell in the opening bout.

Fuck him up, Masters.

I'll buy 4 straight PPVs and the December ECW PPV if Santino gets squashed and drops the belt next.

"Santino Marella's First Intercontinental Title Defense" should be a children's book. Bring Vince and Lashley back out.

I want to say that during the WM build-up that Torrie Wilson had a match, but I really don't care. OH MY GOD CANDICE MICHELLE UPSET MELINA!!! THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING, WHO WOULD HAVE CALLED IT.

Will Victoria channel Jeff Hardy 2001 and wrestle wearing a visor...

I wonder if Candice will get a roll-up pinfall on Melina in the next big crappy women's "wrestling" match.

JiM Ross just called the "spear" the "shiver".

I like how Lashley's only dream in the world is to be the ECW Champ.

There should be at least two "let's take a look back..." videos per segment.

What a God awful stupid t-shirt. Lashley: "Mmmm, gimme what I want just like Shawn!"

I hope there's another Edge/Orton match at Judgment Day.

Elimination Chamber, methinks.