The Mandarin

Oh tag. ..wake me when he says that WWE's indy stance is pathetic compared to ECW's.

That's why when I buy action figures I first tell the cashier that "This is for my homosexual son."

Updated on page one! Zack's lead is decreasing! This is the end.. of high prices!

Flaming Lips- That "Yoshimi" crap- Do You Realize?

Make a pinned OAO Glossary with bold font for the words that are being defined, and I will join.

How about TSM's Raw thread is made early in the day and then closed at 9:00ET until 11:07, or whenever Raw ends. That would make sense. The ProBoards forum will be the one that's abused with nonsense.

Why are so many people reading the thread but only about ten replying?

You must have got back on the wagon

It's The Great Pumpkin, Maven. Girl 6, Maven She's Got to Have it, Maven School Daze, Maven Crooklyn, Maven She Hate Me, Maven Get on the Bus, Maven 25th Hour, Maven Clockers, Maven There, I think we've run through every Spike Lee joint. Original Kings of Comedy, Maven

Edited for accuracy.

"The Desert Stormer" Jerry: "You know JR, once he hits the Suicide Bomber, he gets to deflower many virgins! How cool is that? Puppies!"

Do the Right Thing, Maven. Mo' Better Blues, Maven. Jungle Fever, Maven. Malcom X, Maven. He Got Game, Maven. Summer of Sam (he did that one? Woah.), Maven. Bamboozled, Maven.

WTF? No Snitsky?

Oh, go eat some curry.

BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WON'T BUY HIS BEEF PATTIES.

HOLY SHIT YES YES YES YES YES

Triple H: "Mike's out." Shane: "What page is he?" H: "Uh..try six." Shane: "Wait..nope. Nope, he's on four. Where's the red pen?"

We're running down on time. OHMIGOD. Does this mean Arabs.. AND Snitsky in the same segment? Someone get me the Scanners gif.

Shit, I hate Raw now.

PPS- Someone set up a Proboards forum for OAO Raw Thread backups, and general retardics.

Damnit, I was JUST about to comment on Edge's "YAY~!" directed at Chris Benoit. It was hysterical. PS- Greatest Raw since Rock/Eugene promo. It's been excellent so far, and this is MAVEN'S night.

Randy: Boy, Maven, am I glad I found you. Time for a message from Concerned Parents! *jingle* DON'TCHA PUT IT IN YER' MOUTH! *dont'cha put it in yer' mouth* DON'TCHA STUFF IT IN YER' FACE!

..Kent Brockman

JERRY: I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO GET A CHEAPSO OUT ON YOU.

JERRY: OH, LOOK AT COLE.