The Mandarin

Elvis, Pete Rose or the inventor of the slot machine.

I've got a new favourite tag team. They are bad, bad men. Robosapien!

This is VICIOUS.

Who would bring a Puder sign?

Please tell me you bought that.

Paul London?!

WrestleMania XX. Randy Orton is strung up in the tree of woe, and Rock just walks over and, with the ref watching, gives Orton the most blatant nut shot I have ever seen. The crowd just lets out this horrible groan like they had all been kicked down low as well, and JR is speechless for a second or two.

I'd disagree. Tanaka/Awesome/Taz and Tanaka/Awesome from 1999 were incredible (not as good as their televised matches, though).

I thought that she was Bret's daughter when I saw her. Has to be under 25. Very pretty, though.

Who do you think ment the most to ECW? Not based on workrate or favoritism. 1) Raven 2) Tommy Dreamer 3) Shane Douglas 4) Cactus Jack 5) Taz 6) Rob Van Dam 7) Sabu 8) The Sandman 9) Mikey Whipwreck 10) Mike Awesome 11) Terry Funk 12) Buh Buh Ray Dudley 13) D-Von Dudley 14) Jerry Lynn 15) Bam Bam Bigelow 16) Rhino 17) Steve Corino 18) Chris Candido 19) 911 20) Lance Storm

I can't find any Impact or Xplosion results for this week.

It doesn't matter to me, honestly. So I voted fullscreen for kicks.

Road to Perdition (fourth viewing)- ****/**** Probably one of the best gangster films ever made. I strongly recommend it, even if you aren't a fan of Tom Hanks.

Breakfast- Corn Pops, OJ (7:30) Lunch- ham sandwich, granola, a litre of water (11:30) Afternoon- bagel, lasagna, popsicle, water (5:00) Dinner- hot dog, Ruffles chips, water (6:30) Probably some fruit and more water in my future. If I were to have a diet consisting mainly of takeout, it would probably be: Breakfast- two sausage McMuffins, two hashbrowns, large orange juice Lunch- Subway club sandwich w/ lettuce, green peppers and Sub Sauce, Sun Chips, Sprite Afternoon- wild blueberry or carrot w/ raisin muffin, Dad's Root Beer Dinner- four Classic Super slices of pizza, Diet Pepsi Then I would be poor and fat.

Haalllo.

Someone tell me when the Bret interview is on, I'm watching Apprentice.

I just heard the monoliths from 2001: A Space Odyssey in the background of that TE promo. It must be stock "music", I guess. Creepy, though.

*marks*

RVD vs. Bigelow is incredible. It's a spotfest, but a top of the line spotfest. One of RVD's top three, and Bigelow's best match IMO.

Rick Martel in 1998.

MASH was the first movie to use the "f" word.

I'll still never forget the issue where some guy just TORE down the Monday Nitro commentary team in Queen Brandi's mailbag. I was in tears by the time he finished his analysis of Larry Z's "human game of chess". It's also the only time I recall Brandi didn't disagree or insult the writer.

At least this game has an online mode, unlike SvR.