
The Mandarin
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The Terminal. It's Spielberg and Hanks, for God's sake.
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http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/ There's the two rosters. Count all the people up you enjoy watching, and divide 89 by that number. If the person is injured (say Chris Nowinski) then count them if you enjoyed him/her last time they were wrestling. I got 16 (Batista, Benoit, Nowinski, Christian, Coachman, Foley, Flair, Rosey, Michaels, Benjamin, Stevie, Hurricane, Rock, Triple H, Trish and William Regal). I dislike all of SmackDown. 18 percent here. 5 percent of that is inactive.
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Draft lottery and Shelton beating Triple H, I think.
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Who among you watches it routinely every Christmas season? CityTV has this on at least twice a year here, so it's can't miss. I honestly think it's in my top five comedies of all time, and contains the best humour/slapstick combination of any movie in the past twenty years. The overly rediculous face Clark's father makes on sight of the squirrel has been etched in my mind for years. Discuss. "THEY WANT YOU.. to say GRACE. ..THE BLESSING!"
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This is not your typical WWE year end poll
The Mandarin replied to Lord of The Curry's topic in The WWE Folder
Shortest Smartmark Love Affair: Johnny Nitro/Spade/Blaze It was like three weeks of heavy marking out, then silence. -
This is not your typical WWE year end poll
The Mandarin replied to Lord of The Curry's topic in The WWE Folder
No, no, urine on you my friend. Mark Henry is a boss-mon when he feels motivated. It usually takes someone like Chris Jericho or Arnold Schwarzenegger or D-Lo or something. And when he injures himself, he always makes sure to do something for the KIDS~. ..I couldn't find Mizark's Get REAL poster, so Shelton has to do. And I swear, watch Spike from 11-12 this weekend and Grisham's stock with you will go up huge. No lie. -
This is not your typical WWE year end poll
The Mandarin replied to Lord of The Curry's topic in The WWE Folder
Top Five "Piss on the Haters" Wrestlers- 1) Coach Big Daddy Vicious is off the hook with ANYTHING promo-wise. Just watch his shit. Biggest heat on Raw. For real. 2) Bradshaw Gimmick of the year. I can't stand to watch him wrestle or try to talk seriously or defend the title, but this guy is FUNNY. And since SmackDown is only worthwhile for the comedy, he basically runs the town. 3) Eugene Nick Dinsmore is awesome and is really believable as a retard, but the character was WAY too overpushed. 4) NO, I'M SERIOUS. Don't murderize me just yet. He is so annoying and over the top on Experience that it makes it compelling to watch. He sucks the big one when it comes to commentating, but he's oddly watchable when paired with 70-year old Ivory. 5) Orlando Jordan Virgil 2000 is great. Suprisingly charismatic, even though I believe he's autistic (or was at least mis-diagnosed). Honorable mentions to Rene Dupree, Mark Henry and Heidenreich. Black Jesus and Hirohito can go bathe with toasters. -
CW ANDERSON?!
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Flair was limited tonight, but fun. His answering machine rant was priceless. Flair cradling Batista's head was priceless. Also, I laughed when Stacy Keibler came out and hugged Ashley Fliehr. They should have done last week's Jerry Lawler match in Charlotte tonight. WTF is with these people killing themselves. (Deserves no punctuation.) Paul London last week and Lita DIES eating the floor tonight. It scared the hell out of me after reading about Spirit of the Dead. On the plus side, Captain Charisma was goofy and I absolutely loved Triple H's acting tonight. Very good show, I must say.
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..wait, Maven's black?
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.LOL2008
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This is not your typical WWE year end poll
The Mandarin replied to Lord of The Curry's topic in The WWE Folder
Wait, I change my promo of the year pick to that one Regal did on Triple H before Triple H tipped over his stretcher later in the night. Regal got mega face heat. Best WWE Forum Image/.gif: DJ Jazzy Jeff getting thrown out of the mansion. Runner-up: The black kid yelling "Oh Snap!" that somebody posted during *that* diva search segment. Theme of the Year: Kane's wedding theme. -
This is not your typical WWE year end poll
The Mandarin replied to Lord of The Curry's topic in The WWE Folder
Castration of the Year: Rock putting a stop to any fourth-generation Ortons with his OBVIOUS low blow at WrestleMania XX. Feel-Good Moment of the Year: Whenever Benoit wins Runner-up- Rock showing up to verbally save Eugene Father of the Year: Shane McMahon for not showing up on TV Jeremy Piven Award (Smarmiest Character): Christian Most Underrated Intercontinental Title Match of the Year: Randy Orton vs. Val Venis, HEAT -
Spellbound- Good The Terminal- Bad Ray- Great
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WWE Raw TV Main Events in 2004
The Mandarin replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
I'd say that was when Raw was at its peak. I would have included June's 40-minute Elimination Match, but the week before had the Michaels/Orton match the night of the Stanley Cup which was absolutely awful. -
Its time for a VELOCITY (12-04-04) THREAD
The Mandarin replied to UseTheSledgehammerUh's topic in The WWE Folder
Rename them In Your House and lower the price to $25. A better idea is to name them all "Wrestlemania" and raise the price to $50. -
Points calculated. I had to re-do Zack's. If you think I screwed up on yours, tell me.
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Eight days left, and I am sorry for not updating this before. No Xplosion, I guess. Still no Xplosion reports. RoH/Velocity/Heat tommorrow.
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http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=63220
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If you buy this for $75.00, you're either Jim Ross or mentally retarded. I can't imagine anyone wearing this in public. Maybe get rid of the LOUD~ text colors, and then we'll talk. It's perfect for Flair. He can read the book and look at the pictures, and then use the towel to clean up after. ..erotic? Gimme that hot shit, yo. It's not "EC F'N W", but it will do. Go here for more.
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US dollar continues to get destroyed in the
The Mandarin replied to pappajacks's topic in Current Events
Sweeeet. If the Canadian dollar hits 90%, that means it's time to do business with Zack Malibu. -
Topped. Caleb doesn't know his assistant is dead HILARITY2004
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Jesus Christ! RF Video doing a SABU shoot!
The Mandarin replied to LucharesuFan619's topic in General Wrestling
Grocer outta control! LOL I'LL PRETEND YOU SAID PLASTIC