The Mandarin

Canada-USA-Mexico. That's North America. lol @ American school systems

ECW, followed by WWF. WCW after the terrible Hogan-Sting finish made me embarassed to like wrestling.

I second La Parka. I also nominate Andy Kaufman.

When did this happen, Zack?

EC F'N W

I don't really analyze matches, one would assume that from my Match Reviews I did on the site. In Bryan Alvarez terms, I like the cake and you wouldn't listen to me if I told you I did, so I won't go and analyze this cake because I've already formed an opinion without having to think very much about this cake. Now I want some cake.

Goodfellas is my pick. Probably the best film ever made. Ray Liotta is the star of that movie, and that's saying something because Joe Pesci was incredible as were De Niro and Bracco. Godfather didn't keep my interest, but maybe I should re-watch it. Haven't cared to see all of Godfather II. Untouchables was too cheesy to get me interested and Casino made me go night-night. Haven't seen Once Upon A Time, Donnie Brasco or Mean Streets. Only saw the last half of Scarface, not interested in seeing it in full.

Jeff Zucker is a registered member of the NRA. The tip of the iceberg in the cancellation of XFL on NBC came when Charlton Heston told Zucker he hated "that faggot shit". The Katie Vick storyline was thought up by Stacy Keibler. Goldberg was originally contacted by WWF to become Jim Goldberg in summer of 1996. He was going to debut with the Intercontinental title, regardless of the fact that Marc Mero was champion at the time. The deal was called off when Mr. Goldberg found out he wouldn't be morally allowed to participate in sex orgies while off-tour. Eric Bischoff was the one who agreed to these conditions. Lex Luger was furious but wouldn't go into details. Ahmed Johnson ate one of the children he saved from Bam Bam Bigelow. Tito Santana was a hologram.

Man, I marked HARD for that. I thought it was cooler than the Vanterminator which debuted later on in the night. And the Vanterminator was damn cool.

The BK Spicy guy is back (after being replaced with some Subservient Chickens) but this time he's got Spongebob watches. Absolutely hilarious.

You kids should be watching America's Funniest Home Videos. Elderly people getting hurt!

BIKER SHORTS RUNNIN' WILD

Can someone give me a rundown on any angles or storylines La Parka was involved in? Was there any?

Why don't we just have a OAO thread that is locked between 9 and 11 so discussion can take place afterwards? That gets rid of "commercial sucks" or other useless discussion and destroys SRGotN (Senseless Running Gag of the Night).

Have you SEEN her Stuff layout? Wowzers.

It's been about two years now since they made it to TV and they've been both pushed to the moon. Personally, I'm going with Cena over Orton. Cena's wrestling is more limited, but he has much more charisma, isn't as injury-prone as Orton, and it didn't take nearly as much time to get over as it did for Orton. And hey, I'll dare say Cena had the better match with Benoit. It's just unfortunate Cena's on the wrong show. It's not looking like Cena will be the one to carry them to the promised land, though. But he's obviously a bigger draw/more talented than Orton.

Shit, I fell asleep during Weekend Update. All I liked from the show was Tony Danza (Fred Armisen's not so bad anymore). Everything else that I saw sucked the big one. I actually miss Jimmy Fallon. At least he was lively when he was with Horatio.

For some reason, I remember the Dec. 25, 2000 episode for nothing else than being the one where K-Kwik said "Talk about a white Christmas!"

Freudian slip.

My closed captioning called Funaki a girk, but it was just a slip of the tongue.

Torrie Wilson has such a sexy voice.

Holy shit! I thought that school boy was the finish!

I strongly believe Hardcore Holly could one day be WWE Champion! He's tough and determined!