The Mandarin

Here's the plan-- Smark comments in this thread, mark comments in here.

Can't miss programming.

Sometimes I don't realize that the movie was based on the book if the book is of a different name. I've got none right now, so somebody else get the ball rolling.

Have you heard his cover of Personal Jesus? It makes Depeche Mode sound legendary, and Johnny Cash sound like a bad folk cover band. And Depeche Mode isn't legendary.

HEY NOW

Mean Girls- (first viewing) 7.5/10 Blast From the Past- (fifth/sixth viewing) 8.5/10

Damn security guy.

So who's going to be President during the two-hour break?

Next do the one where you shit in his hat.

That's right, you THROW HIM DOWN in your Kool-Aid font.

I'd come up with some, but then I'd get slapped with a lawsuit by Kevin Nash.

I hope one of those kids murders her.

Yes'm.

Semi-early for once! Points up now, Velocity/Heat tomorrow.

The crazy Neo-Nazi in "Falling Down" was awful. I hated that movie. I hate the Nazis. I hate Michael Douglas. ..Robert Duvall is okay.

I've got the top five ECW on TNN matches as both Awesome/Tanaka's, Impact Players vs. Dreamer/Tanaka, Whipwreck/Tajiri vs. FBI vs. Dreamer/Lynn and either Whipwreck/Tajiri vs. FBI or RVD/Lynn from the first episode.

$20.00 seats aren't so superior. Arrrrrrrriba!

I just beat it without any problems so apparently it was a once in a lifetime jihading. Still don't understand the strategy guide thing, though.

Hmmm, I wonder who. Rico.

INSANE. I was just doing the "Key to Her Heart" mission after completing the first Heist mission. Now, in my instruction guide, it says that this mission is only open after you complete Misappropriations and Freefall. I have not. I thought that was odd, but I continued, hoping I wouldn't go to start the mission and it would freeze up on me. It didn't. So, I followed Millie to the Sex Shop, went inside and wore the Gimp suit. I came out, it told me to follow her, went to a cut scene of what I thought was her about to pull out of the entrance, until something off screen took out a lamp post a bit back. I found it strange, but I assumed it was just a crazy driver. Then, still in the cut scene, we see some kamikaze pilot JUST FLYING HIS PLANE INTO HER. OH MY CHRIST. Heart attack. I had to press the X button to leave the scene, otherwise it would have continued going. We see a fire truck putting out the flames that this random plane caused. It says "You killed the Croupier" and I failed the mission. Weirdest thing ever. I saved after and it worked, so I'll try this again later to see if it produces the same results. By the way, is there any stores you can enter like the XXX Shop that don't show up on the radar? I'm looking for Didier Sachs, namely.

On a related note, did anyone hear Edge yell "Yay" at Benoit this week? It rivals the HHHonk (which I have on my mp3 player, by the way) in its greatness.

I mark for Kobayashi, or whatever the hell his name is. His performance on Man vs. Beast against that pimpin' bear was admirable.

You've Had Your Chips is getting on my nerves. There's like, 20 guys there. Ammu-Nation doesn't have any rocket launchers for sale, so what weapons do you suggest I use?

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"And we got a huge reward at the end, which was Billy Joel not driving us back."