The Mandarin

Ebert gave ***1/2 to THE TERMINAL?! Insane. For whatever reason, here's my top five films of the year. 1) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2) Kill Bill Vol. 2 3) Collateral 4) Ray 5) Super Size Me/Spider-Man 2 I haven't seen The Aviator or Million Dollar Baby yet though.

Ric Flair. Already have a copy of his book signed, though. Same with Mick Foley. If I had to pick someone I didn't have, it would be Bret Hart or Hulk Hogan.

Good news, everybody. Roy's moving into his own apartment with two sexy ladies.

Can someone give me a rundown of what was aired? TSN airs it at 12.

Yeah, that Big Show tag match was supposed to be Daniel Puder and Booker T.

Huff is incredibly bad.

That happened for one match, on a PPV where the entire crowd was a bunch of shits. It happened on a PPV where the entire card was a bunch of shits. I admired the dedication and determination of the guy a few sections to my right who started the wave (he persisted several times until we all gave in) more than the two deadbeats working a routine match in the ring.

Comedies. Dramas. Children.

"Touching Wild Horses" got 0% as did "Pinocchio".

This frightens me because Mick Foley has never done a power move in his life.

Yes folks, even Stacy Keibler. Stacy only needs ass juice to maintain her size. That and bulimia. Edited for accuracy. No, wait, this is edited for accuracy.

Yes folks, even Stacy Keibler. Stacy only needs ass juice to maintain her size. That and good jeans. Edited for accuracy.

There's no reason to hate Bradshaw, because you shouldn't be watching his matches (if you are of sound mind). His promos are great and his antics are goofy, so it translates well to Velocity/Experience highlights (all of the promo, ten percent of the match).

Yes folks, even Stacy Keibler.

Man, why did he have to diss on Moby.

I must have missed it where it was confirmed he was on steroids. Noble got an ass infection, I never read that it was directly related to taking them. In Edge's book, he tells of the time he got an infection in his buttock by landing wrong on a missed legdrop off the top. So it could have been something like that.

..shaddup. I changed it. And if you want to add time, change the tag match to Kurt Angle vs. HBK and Eddie Guerrero vs. Edge, and throw in several dreadful tag matches involving Kenzo, Rene, Rhyno, La Resistance, Paul London, Funaki and other people I don't care about.

Mine blows the piss out of all of yours. As the kids say, "boo-yah on your household".

Jesus. You must have done some hard time.

Three way tie. Joy Giovanni, Amy Weber or Michelle McCool.

Jesus, I missed the other thread. Uh.. to be different.. Predict the star ratings on each match on the person who just posted their card before yours.

It's clogging up various threads in the WWE folder, so this should get it over with. Mine:

I don't understand how this could be possible.

..what? No long term TV booking?

WWE.com In the outro, Triple H should have emerged from the sheets and pulled him back down under the covers. But I must admit, I did like Bob Holly snapping his fingers at the beginning.