The Mandarin

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Actually, I'm pretty sure he hates the Awesome Bomb the most. He said he always would take it on his neck.

Wow, she has her father's eyes, nose and goatee.

Rebuttal: I'd say that's exaggerating it a little bit, but if they continue to push Randy's title reign as much as they have been doing, by the end of the month I would agree. Randy's been getting more focus than Benoit did, and he'll probably come out of his title reign looking stronger. Randy hasn't beat as many people cleanly as Benoit did, but that could soon change.

Yessir.

I'm shocked with the number of TNA wrestlers picked now that the PPVs are ending. PS- Just to remind everyone, the game starts Sept. 27th. Until then, your wrestlers will collect no points.

Check out Moby's I Like to Score and Play if you've listened to/enjoyed any one of his singles. Also get more Bjork. Dancer in the Dark on DVD perhaps?

Kudos Bored. I read that all 100 days.

No way, Lionel Tate didn't run. He's six hundred pounds. His fat ass is going nowhere.

Let's bring it back. Statement: WWF WrestleMania X-7 was overall (both financially and critically) the best pay-per-view of all time, and was likely the pinnacle of American wrestling.

Back to more relevant discussion: CS3 Dibiase is OFF THE HOOK.

Sorry Cuban, but yer' out. Your turn, King.

How did the bottom five piss you off? --- And to keep this on topic, I look like a schmuck.

4,567,266 Michael Moore fat jokes were made in 4 hours and 58 minutes?

Sorry, Cuban_Linx, but your time has expired. We're gonna skip you for now, so G_Money, make your two picks. Then Cuban_Linx can draft two wrestlers afterwards (his first pick that he missed, and his new second pick). If Cuban misses the second 24 hour deadline, sorry dude, but you're out of the draft (I guess you could sign up for Fantasy League II though). Hopefully you can make it.

Michael Moore needs to lose to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Nick: "So what you're saying is that the killer cut the victim up and put him into the hotel food?" Gil: "I guess you could say there's a little of him in all of us." *pause* Gil: "Where's The Who?" The Rock: "What the hell do you call that, Grissom?" *studio audience claps* The Rock: "That's not how to segue into The Who. Why didn't you say something like 'Thank God I'm a vegetarian' or 'Check, please' or something like that? Get your monkey ass out of here." *eyes Jorja Fox* The Rock: "Hey mama."

1-5) Bob, who are the top five most famous celebrities you've met (in your opinion)? 6) ..have you met Mr. T?

I would have marked out if some crazy fan ran in the ring and instead of grabbing the briefcase, ran off with the slop.

Reason for bringing me up when I'm not even posting? It's all right there-- in Graphics and Testing Grounds![/Downhoming]

How does Jim Ross break into plugging Unforgiven like that? I'm guessing someone yells "SHILL" in his headset every few seconds. ..or they send sparks up his ass.

Yeah, be my guest. I'm assuming you're managing it? I suggest you call it "The OAO Fantasy League for people who missed that first one ran by that stupid guy with Vince McMahon wearing a party hat in his signature." ..or "Fantasy League II".

When the ramp is missing, something is usually driving into the arena and down the aisle or something similar. Randy Orton's going to come out in a van with the TRUTH logo plastered all over it. Orton: "SMOKING CAN KILL YOU, PEOPLE."

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

Holy shit Rudo, she IS the Vancome Lady!