The Mandarin

There goes the nose again.

Why was he so furious that there were no more questions being asked? "Any more QUESTIONS?" "Yes sir, what is the name of your dog?" "WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU ASKED ABOUT MR. NUFFLES."

Mickey Al has the best sig since the alternating Spiderman captions. "..and that bear was my father!"

"Her life support seems to be off. Is this okay?" Anyways, my monitor was doing the same thing. It turns out something was wrong with the wires, and voila, it was fixed. That may not be your problem, but it's good to check.

Anyways, I'd assume the Von Erichs, Jeff Hardy and The Rockers to name a few. But it's simply gossip.

I like Scatman Crothers in general. Nobody should feel guilty for liking Scatman though.

Who the hell voted "Other"? Is that you, King Kong Bundy?

Yeah, but Orton/Venis smokes that one. I'd put it way over Orton/Edge. Val Venis is the king of Sunday Night HeAT.

I would have created a poll, but there are way too many options. You have to consider the size of the buildings. 30,000 fans marking out are probably more vocal than a RoH bout with a lot of heat, even if their audio is picked up louder. ..I can just picture Schiavonae trying to put over the OVW crowd. "Both of our fans are going ABSOLUTELY NUTS!" I'll reply with mine later.

So I have to come up with the worse no sell of all time? Sounds to hard. .. RVD flopping around on the mat selling his torso like death after the Five-Star while Hawk gets right back up.

Have you HEARD Dudleyz/Venis and Storm from the WrestleMania XX Tag Qualifier? The (fake) crowd heat rivaled Rock/Hogan.

It was Velocity at 10 and Confidential at 11 here. OMG WTF?! ..timezones.

But..dude didn't get his Geoff Bitch.

---------- This is Rudo's Mother. I regret to inform you that Rudo has been taken to the hospital and is in intensive care after having read this. The doctors are still unsure how his "gut" could have been "busted", but many think it's because of something he ate earlier on in the day, but I have my suspicions... the surgery went well, he thanks you all for your prayers and well wishes which will no doubt be offered after you have read this... - Momma Rudo ----------- I can't tell if this was better than the time Anglesault did it, but both responses are hilarious.

You could say.. ..he's not dead! " " " " " "

Well, we've got to spice it up once in a while. Nobody wants to read the same story for a few thousand years. The 2-book Platinum Special Edition w/ Alternate Ending is released in a few weeks.

Don't expect me to make a "Best November to Remember ECW Title Match?" poll.

No contest for me, it's gotta be Austin vs. Rock from WM X-7.

Actually, if I may say so, I hate how when rest holds are used in every match nowadays, they go on for at least more than one minute, and they ignore the crowd support. I miss the good old days when fans clapping would get a face out of a chinlock. But no more! Thanks, Randy Orton and Christian. Keep on boring us to tears.

The last time I threw up was while watching Collateral Damage. True story.

Statement: One and a half hours of reading the Scummiest Wrestling Urban Legends thread over at the DVD boards has WARPED MY MIND. You know what I'm talking about, Rudo. (Saw your name on the members list)

Why was this? EDIT: I want to vomit looking at your avatar. That's MXC's greatest moment, though.

I'd say the same thing about Chris Jericho, but this is just opening a giant can of worm..ass. (Not to say I think Chris Jericho's such a bad wrestler. I just consider him okay.)

24 hour rule. Real F'n Show, it's your turn. Draft two guys. (Voice can make his pick at any time)