The Mandarin

See pg. 1.

Simon Dean invented the Fantasy Draft, ya know.

I'd agree, because I have more compassion for the performers than the average wrestling fan. Maybe it's the fear of taking such painful moves myself, but shit like Low Ki's kicks bother me.

Just to clarify, Bull doesn't face a mystery opponent. Not even the jobber's mother knows his name.

So I'm trying to add more pounds of RAW MUSCLE to my big, lanky frame. I'm sure some of you have tried to do this or at least whip yourselves into decent shape. Now, I'm not completely helpless (I gots MAD resources, yo) but just curious to what worked for you. So for the weightlifters out there, how do you go about your routines?

Kidman is heel because he is bland. There you have it.

Well, I wouldn't want to break G_Money's heart. CM Funk it is.

104 hours, 15 picks left. Can we do it?! I assume not. ETA: Zach, would you mind changing my user name to "Waingro"? CM Funk's kinda getting old.

Dude, Lundy's Lane is the shit.

Source please.

I call Scott Norton.

Christopher Walken should play you.

Fans can vote on how many kamikazes Flair downs.

I'm not feelin' it.

Orton should have jumped up on the RKO and came down by himself. Then Flair should have done the Flair Flop into a small package. EDIT: And MAN, did JR go nuts. "R--K---O! BOOMER SOONER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

Here comes Orton with the Owen IYHStampede return.

How could I forget Sir Roid Rage himself? Flair claims he's never touched a drug, and that he hasn't been on the juice in years.

No, Czech got banned from the WWE forum. Sadly for him, he hasn't been able to reply all night. Hey, Sylvan Grenier, you get NBA JAM in France?

We need to invent a Muta Blood Scale except for how intoxicated Flair is on any given night. "WHOO BITCHES, I'M OVER THE LIMIT!"

I think we just hit the top of the comedy pyramid. And to think all these years I've been trying with Don Rickles jokes.

Somewhere, X-Pac is seeing the dead baby crawl across his ceiling.

Mine:

Would I get to use the same wrestlers you guys get to use? Or will we get leftovers and get to use indy wrestlers? I was planning on taking scraps anyway, so could I make my roster after you guys have drafted yours? Why don't you start your own and get 6 other people to play and start from scratch with all the talent included? That way you get all the workers you want and people who missed out the first time are included.

"NO! NNNNOOOO! *pause* I COULD HAVE SAVED MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO! NNNNNOOOO!"

The Snitz. Catchphrase: "That's the Snitz for you, my friend."