The Mandarin

The crowd isn't uttering a word. They're so quiet, I just heard the hot dog vendor. Scary thing is, he was on his break.

Even JR marked out for "Bah-TIS-tah!" He said it with such enthusiasm. He's one step away from "MONSTADAVE!"

Stevie Ray? Stevie Wonder. Isn't he dead?

It would have been better if she said "Who was your coach-- Stevie Richards? He throws like a girl," and then Stevie pops his head out of the door yelling "Do not!"

Bob Barron: A Winner is You

RVD (to Coach): "It's a small world? Dude, what are YOU smoking?"

What the hell is wrong with Jim Ross? I mean that in a nice way. At SummerSlam last night, whenever the camera was off him he'd rock back and forth with his head bobbing while (I'd assume) commentating. I've heard he does this all the time. Is this something related to his medical condition? It's kind of freaky.

Maybe they'll understand if you make another crudely-drawn chart.

Not even the spinaroonie came close to that. The dance was built up over the long stretch of the match, and every time he would do a big power move everybody was itching for it. That strut he did with the fist drop got a big pop, but once he hit the French Tickler, the place went BANANA. Bob, you so crazy.

People didn't know who to cheer. At the end, though, when Randy Orton did win, the pop was incredible even long after the finish. His celebration got massive pops.

You don't wanna piss off Carlton, man.

My personal "star" "ratings" (if yuh' wheel):

Already tried to post this once, board was down. --- That was a good time. I for one, enjoyed the wave. The pop it recieved once it finished was incredible. Kudos to the far left part of the arena (near the tron), the creators. "Spanish table" was a little much, I didn't take part in that, but I joined in on "Let's go, Angle" and "Edge sucks". Sad about Eddie getting booed at points, though. Main event was awesome, but "You screwed Bret" is so tired. Thank goodness that stopped early, as the finish to the match was incredible. Orton's win blew my eardrums out. The handshake after was a nice touch. I'm assuming you guys didn't see this, but some crazy shirtless guy jumped on top of the limo right after the DQ to a HUGE pop. He went running around for longer than you'd expect, and eventually got tackled by security. I laugh at his stupidity. Worth the money because I had great seats, and because I loved the main event (and the Undertaker/JBL match was hilarious) and everything else was alright. Good show.

Sign ideas anyone? Or should I just not bring one?

What a waste of human life. More than that, what a waste of a perfectly fine couch.

I haven't said anything yet, but dude, thanks for posting these. I've read every one thus far. Keep it up.

Here's the card once again: World Heavyweight Championship- Chris Benoit © vs. Randy Orton WWE Championship: JBL © vs. The Undertaker Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship: Edge © vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho 'Till Death Do Us Part Match: Kane vs. Matt Hardy Triple H vs. Eugene Booker T vs. John Cena Paul London, Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudley Boyz Can't wait.

Here's the link. They haven't released Junk Yard Dog's photos yet for some reason. But anyways, that Piper is looking damn fine. Hillbilly Jim is so dead on, it's scary. Anyways, not as good as some of the earlier ones (Roberts, Warrior, Dibiase), but still looking sharp. If they make Rick Rude and Hennig, I'll start buyin'.

Good to see more people are watching Black Hawk Down. I plan to watch it for a sixth or seventh time shortly. Today: Heat (third viewing)- A+ Best movie cast I've ever seen. You can't go wrong with Pacino, De Niro, Kilmer, Tom f'n Sizemore, Ashley Judd, Jon Voight, William Fichtner, freakin' Hank Azaria, Danny Trejo, Jeremy "John Cusack's buddy" Piven, and Mason and President Palmer from 24. Best cast, best gun battle, best ending to a movie I've ever seen. Top 10.

WALLPAPER'D

You saw Titanic three times?

Ouch.

Matt shouldn't have brought it up. He doesn't need to respond to children who consider themselves wrestling sages. I find it hilarious how the writer is talking down to Matt and telling him what to do when he's the one trying to be part of the business by passing off crudely-written "columns". Matt's mistake was responding to him because now this 28-year old "Boy" is going to hunt him down until he feels superior when Matt stops caring and doesn't respond.

I've seen it enough times now that I'm starting to tell them apart. Tom Sizemore is Lt. Col. Danny McKnight in the movie. He doesn't do too much, but he's the one instructing the guy who got glass in his face to drive the tank and giving him directions. He also gets a piece of shrapnel in the neck and it misses his jugular by millimeters (or at least that's what the doctor says when they get back to the base).

I honestly thought he was still in jail at this point for smacking up his bitch. And he claimed he got off the junk a long time ago thanks to Robert DeNiro. Tom Sizemore is one of my faves, but DAMN, he's got problems. EDIT: "Is a one"? My grammar not no good.