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I gave **1/2 to the opener! But yeah...everything after that has sucked. No surprise, though.

If they had extra time to kill, I wouldn't have minded seeing Noble vs. Kidman vs. London vs. Spike vs. Nunzio vs. Moore or something like that. Brawl to start, Dupree now working over Cena.

How many times now has Cole told us that the arena is sold out or how many people are there? It's really sad.

85 minutes left, 3 matches. Looks like this show's going to end 15 minutes early, at least.

This show NEEDS Cena to wake up the crowd... And for these guys to have a really good, solid match. We'll see if they can deliver.

How come Cole loves it when Eddie cheats, and hates it and whines and bitches when Chavo cheats? What a douche.

Meltzer: "Jacqueline vs. Chavo with Chavo having an arm tied behind his back for the cruiserweight title is next. Chavo Classic untied Chavo's hand and distracted the ref while Chavo used both arms. Finish was a Gori bomb and pin by Chavo. This show is now officially in the toilet." Not that this is a surprise, Dave!

Chavo wins with a Gory Bomb after untying his arm after 5 minutes. 1/4* for the Gory Bomb.

This is hilarious. Jackie's trying to play to the crowd to ZERO reaction.

Jacqueline gets NO reaction. NONE. Silent. Crickets. NOTHING.

Chavo vs. Jackie up next. Looks like it's bathroom break time!

RVD and Rey d. Dudleys Torrie d. Dawn Mordecai d. Scotty Rico and Haas d. Holly and Gunn

Haas and Rico win in 10 minutes. Holly went for the Alabama Slam on Haas. Rico superkicked Holly, Haas sunset flipped him for the pin. *1/2

Holly hits the dropkick on Haas and flips off the fans. I guess they're the heels now.

Bunch of "gay" spots so far in the match. That's about it.

Holy crap the crowd is dead. Not that I blame them...

Ha! Rico slapped them on the asses! Oh, the sillyness...

Tag title match up next.

Mordecai wins with a Razor's Edge in 3-4 minutes. DUD - Mordecai didn't really do anything cool at all. Just a squash.

Sign in the front row: Moredcai = ratings

Mordecai is pretty goofy looking.

JBL cuts a promo. Blah blah, usual stuff. Scotty vs. Mordecai coming up!

Dawn's pants ripped! Ha!

It was like a big lift so Angle can speak while elevated on his wheelchair. Angle calls out Torrie. If Dawn beats Torrie, Torrie is fired. COME ON, DAWN!!!!

Angle out to waste time.