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Nevermind about 20 minutes.

Chick battle royal = Kane coming out to deliver chokeslams

Orton takes a sip of water at ringside. I hope he's not winded from throwing Benjamin into the barrier.

They haven't set anything up...except for EUGENE~! But yeah, I'm guessing 20.

Nah, he just went to school there.

Get him new music. NOW.

So did the booking team watch Over the Edge 98 the other night, or what?

Wow...wonder if they'll use that stool and bucket.

How's a small package for you? Are you coming on to him?

Oooh...so what's the ME going to be?

See the HHH/Foley feud. But yeah, I see what you're saying.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM! I want STORM as a Gangsta rapper NOW. Sadly, that's probably what Gerwitz told the rest of the creative team.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

I WANNA GO TO HAWAII! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

This is either going to be really funny or bomb HORRIBLY.

I missed the opening...any matches announced?

I really don't think Benjamin will win tonight...well, at least he won't get a pinfall. I'm thinking Trips wins a hard fought match, but I guess we'll see. And they have to use this to build towards the triple threat match somehow, right?

There was also a Sting/Jarrett match at Halloween Havoc 2000 (or maybe Fall Brawl or Mayhem, I can't really remember) that had tons of fake Stings come and attack Sting, IIRC.

1) Why did the WWF writers/Vince Russo give the IC title to Road Dogg and the hardcore title to Billy Gunn a week before WM15, messing up those matches for the show? 2) Why the _hell_ did Bossman and Undertaker feud? And why were they given Hell in a Cell? 3) What was the deal with the "nobody wants Public Enemy here" angle in early 1999? 4) And did smarks know that Vince was going to win the 99 Rumble? Were smarks pissed off about him winning it? (Not to mention the world title in September!)

Now _that's_ a mark!

...think that there was more than 1 guy who played Warrior and Sting? I was talking to a friend of mine who is pretty much a mark, and no matter what I says he promised me that there was more than one guy who played the Warrior, and that the first Warrior died of a drug overdose. Where the hell did this rumor come from? Did Warrior returning to WWF and WCW make people think it was a different guy? And my friend thought the same thing with Sting. Was it just his change in appearance, or is it something else?

Eh? Michaels probably would have won the belt at Summer Slam but I don't know about the ladder part. Bret says it in his Shoot Interview. I don't get it...did they decide on having Summerslam 92 in England at the last second or something?

"That was a fluke! I am HHH! I am the greatest wrestler in the history of this company. I am the greatest world champion in the history of this company. Blah blah blah..." Of course I'm WAY more excited about this show than Smackdown...

The fans will turn on Cena eventually. It kind of reminds me of the Rock, because he was popular for a while once he had gone "soft" as a babyface, but the people slowly started to turn against him.

This may get the lowest buyrate EVER. And I don't think anyone would be surprised by that... I'll be SHOCKED if it gets more than No Way Out did, and that was pretty damn low... We're talking lower than IYH 4 or 5 here...