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Maybe Shane will invite Kane to his island and then get a midget to put a bomb on Kane's boat. That'd rock.

I think it's supposed to get you to buy Nike's.

LOL

Hey man, this card looks a helluva lot better than Backlash, Judgment Day, Bad Blood, or No Mercy... There's no way there giving Henry/HBK 20 minutes...must be a Goldberg/HHH segment to end it, or something?

Sgt. Slaughter!

Stone Cold shouldn't have picked the Dudleyz for his SS team...doesn't he know that tag teams never survive when in the SS matches with singles wrestlers?

Well, Heidenreich and Jones have both already hurt people...so I'll go with Morgan and his one powerbomb that he didn't mess up!

Might have broken his wrist or something? Thought I saw him clutching at it. Maybe not. Either way, he's hurt...

I think it was supposed to be a Canadian Backbreaker powerbomb, but he fucked it up.

Wow, if Trish is flexible enough to matrix like that, imagine what ELSE she could do... *imagines Trish cleaning my bathroom*

Matrix back into a rana...whoa.

I would fuck Victoria 12 ways from Friday...or something.

"It's fine except for the fact that he's a little bit WONKY!"

A few thoughts: Something about Lance Storm dancing with hookers just doesn't work. It looked so awkward. So Little Johnny isn't his penis...maybe a midget or something stupid like that? Fuck, who cares.

Jericho da PIMP~!

Dancin' Lance!

Maybe we're about to see the start of an exciting new storyline!

Wave your hands in the air...wave 'em like you just don't care, Lance!

Wow. Rico and Val. Wow. Jackie!

Maybe Austin's team will lose at SS and then he'll come back as a new masked General Manager and nobody is any the wiser!

Batista is just GOLD on the mic.

Have they announced any other matches besides HBK/Henry?

I thought it was a decent promo by both guys. But hell, I was right! They just signed it and that was it!

What?

I'd rather have Barry Horowitz. *Pats himself on the back*