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God dammit.

Mine TOO~!

If you can find the guy and have him silenced, and it can't traced back to TSM, or me, I'm for it. Elsewise...I don't really care.

*smokes Cuban Wall* OMG CROSS-BRAND PROMOTION~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!1 *passes Jack un autre Caff's*

You. I think that the Masturbating Bear (and how hard is it to spell "masturbating?" Christ, I'm sure we all do it enough) should at the very least be made an honorary mod.

I think it'd be an okay idea, as far as having someone watch out for blatant racism or bigotry, or trolling, or the returns of PBPs, etc. I don't think anyone wants the Keystone Cops in here.

I'd do it, if it pleased the masses. Elsewise, I would choose Piss, chave, CWm, or Banky (any three would do...Piss definitely though).

Someone want to run by me exactly which trolls were "bred" in HD?

That's a compelling argument, Tom.

BY the way, if anyone WANTS to be a waiter/tender/bouncer here, lemme know.

Kids, the bar is open and the liquor's free. As it happens, I tripped and fell on a pile of money. Feel free to get your own drinks. That being said, serving yourself is probably a good idea, since I'm pretty lazy. Think of this place as a giant clubhouse. Just run amok. *hands Tom and Munky fine Cuban cee-gars* Oh, and Zack, do whatever you want, but make sure you wear a rubber, man. You gotta wear the glove for love. Oh, and Jack-man. *slides Jack a Caffrey's* Drink up, buddy.

No. *laughs at Dama*

On what grounds, pray?

Dammit, Dama, if you don't quit messing with my drinks, I'm tossing you. *attempts to fix blender* *fails* *cusses*

::Orton, at home, sitting at his computer, glass of wine on the table, Danielle Steele novel in hand:: Why must they say such hurtful things?! *cries*

As long as there's no drama, and all coats and hats are properly checked, there can be as much h0m0ness as Dama likes. Get down with yourself, fruit booty. *mixes screwdrivers* *drinks one...or two...or seven*

*sees Dames in thread* OMG DAMES SUXXORSZSZS~!!!!11 *makes intelligent convo*

Let's not fight over the corner, there are several. *flips Piss a lighter*

Well, you're in the wrong thread, then.

Sorry Tim about the ellipses. Feel free to talk about how Tom Brady is neither the second coming of Elway or Montana, but isn't any slouch either. Personally I think he's a good, if not great, QB with a solid arm who makes an occasional bad read and has a hell of a cast around him. Discuss.

Open for business. Please sample our fine selection of cigars and pipe tobacco, as well as our wide array of fine liquors (and liqueurs). Coat check in the lobby, and please, no drama. Enjoy. *sips a snifter of perfectly-aged bourbon*

Piss = The Masked Yodeler?

Drunk?

Whoever wants to is fine with me, I'll let you three fight it out.

Matthew Perry is funny, I think. And I've liked Jennifer Aniston in all the movies I've seen her in. The rest I'm neutral on, but I always thought Friends was okay. The earlier seasons moreso.