That's it, I'm taking over. This thing sucks, it needs some chaos and talking animals and shit.
Chapter 3
Part 1
::Chave is walking around and shit in Canada. Suddenly, a grizzly bear comes running up to him, eyes wild.::
Grizz: Dude, you gotta get out of here!
Chave: Holy shit, you can ta--AAAH!!
::Chave screams as a shadow descends rapidly over he and the bear. The bear gets the fuck out of dodge as Chave looks up. A meteor falls onto Chave, knocking out most of Canada in the process.
Chave, dead, rises from the rubble as a wraith, or "ghost" for the layman.::
Chave: Holy fucking shit.
::Suddenly, CWM sneaks up behind Chave, spins him around, and drives him into the scorched earth with a 3/4 facelock.::
Disembodied announcer's voice: POLLYCUTTER!!
::Chave sells the move as CWM runs off, probably to cut down the few remaining Canadian trees or something. As Chave gets to his feet, he locks eyes with....::
(end of pt. 1)