Hoff

Hadn't thought about that. Well, I'd still accept the apology, banned or no.

Good deal.

This was taken over the holidays. These are a little older: I'm not really evil, by the way.

It would probably help if you stopped going by "Dames" at WDI. I mean, we're not gonna ban you for it or anything, but it kind of rubs me the wrong way, and I know some people think you are in fact Dames, which isn't so great a crime, but it doesn't seem right anyway. OTOH, I think Mario's apology should be accepted. He's good people. Been very behaved at WDI, save a little spat with Zack. //sticking my nose where it doesn't belong

Well, you did get hit with a hammer.

Benefit of the doubt.

So wait, why do you hate using them, then?

Mole, I really got nothing against ya, so I'm gonna put this in the kindest way possible. You're not funny. I like you, and I don't think you're stupid or anything, but you're not very funny, and I think we'd all appreciate if you stopped trying. By the way, bare asses and people farting on each other stops being funny when a person hits 16, max. Just a tip.

This one's excused, but how do you account for the other 2,000?

H-A-M-S-T-E-R Isn't it? Anyway, good luck CWM. EDIT: "Hampster" it ain't. Though, in all fairness, I did NOT consult with Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft Word -- the Holy Trinity of internet dictionaries. So take this with a grain of salt.

Well, hurting you was definitely my goal. *dies of sarcasm poisoning* To answer the forthcoming stupid question, my goal was to entertain myself and others, of which I have been repeatedly assured I have succeeded. But, do face facts; you'd be nothing without me and my hammer. *whips internet cock out* That's right, I made you, and I can break you. With a hammer. Yoga fire. P.S. Someone weep at my funeral. kthxbye.

I never caught that thread in its first run, but I can see where one would be "hung up" on it. It was pretty bad, I thought.

Shut up, it IS mine.

"So you're saying there's a Towelie-ban in effect?" -- Towelie

*harasses Dutch AIMally*

Not drunkzor enough. Stupid work... @#$%

No! Damn you. It's sitting right here, soon to be accompanied by several others (omg new poker chips, bonus).

... *deliberately changes avatar*

No shuc thing

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY FUCK! Except Frigid, he gets a cookie. *gives cookie* And I DO need to do that. Also, what's up with Princess? Floating? How's that work? She got a fan in her cooch or something?

But it's still cool. It has all the suits on it, it's blue with white trim and it's clay, 85. grams. It's pretty neat. When I find my digital camera (the DIGICAM SuperBuster Mark 5000), I'll show you all so you can bask in the greatness. I have not been drinking, at all.

Okay right, so, Mario 2? Hello?

Aw you know what this calls for... HAMMER~!!!!!!!

Bah, raise your hand if you never rubbed one off to Skinemax (none of you had better even think about raising your hands). Question, to take everyone's mind off of hearts and shit and onto one of my loves, VIDEOGAMES~: Do I want to play Mario Bros. 2 on my comp's emulator bad enough to go all the way to my car and get my PC's controller? Because I'm thinking no...but it sounds a-pretty good.... Somebody help me (breathe).

As it turns out, I own just as hard on Valentine's Day as on any other. I wasn't sure at first, but, yep, I sure do. I spent the day WORKING~, and I got several compliments on my hair, and some hot chick in her later 30s wished me a Happy V-E Day, out of the blue. I also had pizza. Anyway, I've always felt that it's better to be happy for those who do have others on this day than to mope or be angry. Calmer, more relaxed. If you smoke weed, you probably understand. Maybe, I wouldn't really know, I'm not a big "weed guy." Anyway Hoff still owns, Merry Valentine's Day, and bring on the sandal weather.