Slovakia

Bleached hair? So he's gone from skinny geek to badass to metrosexual. Hm.

"Canadiens" is how the Quebecois would spell it...it also refers to Montreal's hockey team. EVerybody else uses the a, eh?

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It can also refer to Moses Malone.

I think it's just sort of looked upon as a bunch of weirdos, sort of like the Mormons that baptize dead people. On that note, board members, there's a good chance our friends in Utah have forcibly converted your deceased ancestors to the Latter-day Saints. Don't stand idly by.

Iraq and Iran should've gotten together in the 80s to sort out their problems through Saddam's stash. Saddam Hussein: "Okay, okay, dude, get this. The only reason we believe in Allah is because we can't...believe in...ourselves, man. It's just like...Jamal over there says he wants to fight for Islam...but Jamal needs to fight for Jamal. Just...just think about that, dude. Ayatollah Khomeini: "Man....that's deep, man. You are so...right. It's like...I, I don't know, man, but it's something."

Yeah that's the thing, like Zack said, I am also a prep, and would look foolish. When I've had to wear makeup for plays that I was in, I didn't think "this is something I could get used to!" I didn't like it.

"It's never too early to change the world -- women interns are our future!" And our past; our sordid, sordid past.

Dennis Kucinich's idea of character assassination is probably "John Kerry ate a hamburger once," so we can rule him out. The race of the intern is not mentioned, so Al Sharpton is clean. Howard Dean, like you said, would say it on live television. I accuse John Edwards. And my parents.

In conversation with That One Friend Of Mine From That One LSD Thread, she posted a picture of one of her friends who was wearing some eyeliner and mascara and some other glittery shit. She went on to say that guys are hot in makeup, because hey, look at Butch Walker. Sorry, I'll cave in on everything else dealing with her, but I'm not putting makeup on. Ever. I've got my dignity. I'm baffled by this one and hope that someone can explain to me why guys wearing makeup can be construed as attractive. Call me old-fashioned, but I feel that guys are supposed to be pretty low-maintenance in their appearances. Sure, when you need to look nice, look nice. But you shouldn't devote time to putting sparkly crap on your face. That's just stupid. I hope the whole board doesn't give me the backlash of the century and condemn me for not wearing makeup.

I'm with Chave, I expected gold there and I just saw a dude with one eyelash.

It pains me to say this, it really does. I miss subliminal_animal. I can't believe I just said that. Wow.

How about a Cockstrider knocking one of its own into freezing cold water? I don't know what it would use to force the other one down though. I'd rather not ponder it.

I heard the Dallas Stars aren't doing so hot on the financial side of things this year. At least Ottawa and Buffalo are back on track, though. I have a feeling that the Pittsburgh Penguins aren't going anywhere, because it's a historically relevant and well-known team. The league would be wise to block a move; a courtesy it surprisingly did not extend to the Twin Cities in 1993.

Mole is probably one of the people who struggled with figuring out why there was a poster named "Slovakia," and who it could possibly be.

I hope Woody and Jay stick around...THE HOOOOOOOOOOORN! Sorry had to do it. I really do like the ATH crew, even Max, even the Disemboweled Voice. My fear is that if it does stick around, it'll get bastardized with new cities that suck (I can see Dan LeBetard from Miami coming in) and losing the stuff that made it fun to watch (i.e. Woody and Jay.) And I think Jay and Max had some ESPN Radio show on the weekends, that could affect things. Maybe just merge the two shows and have Woody and Jay appear on a 60-minute PTI. Who knows.

Cockstrider is a Pleasantly Bouncing Penis

I'd like to personally curse Nelly for coming up with Tip Drill which indirectly led to all of this.

Qualified, shmallified. Is he pretty?

In an ignominious reprisal of exemption, my darling Natalie was steadfastly unctuated, in a smorgasbord of lead, by the daunting fratricidal cretins of the KGB.

Yeah the dad will take a botched RKO, then a real one

Agreed. Send him to JV.

I echo the sentiments of not having another OAO league thread. Do we really need to continue a precedent set by Johnson??? It's stupid to confine entire sports to just one thread.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

I do. Please don't use that against me.