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No countout? Fuck, that sucks. I hate playing tag matches, so in Smackdown, I always tag out, pull the illegal man out, and get the cheap countout win to just skip those matches. TNA game is gonna suck if I can't do that.

Can't you just go back inside the ring and get a countout win?

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I can understand it not affecting Road to Wrestlemania, as they're fully scripted scenes in there. But Career mode is supposed to be a no-frills series of matches, right? I don't see any reason why it CAN'T affect that.

4th after 1 week? That's cool, I can live with that.

Uh.... Five Guys is nowhere close to exclusive to NY. Five Guys is now a big national chain.

Because he's doing a SUPER HUGE MEGA IMPORTANT MAINSTREAM ANGLE with....Johnny Knoxville's webshow.

Nevermind. Old news.

Cartman is starting up ALF? Awesome

My favourite thing about this is that it's still in your fridge? What are you, worried it'll be gross when it's room temperature? Like some drunk bastard's gonna drink WARM tomato juice?

I'm gonna guess one of the hidden achievements (probably one of the 30s) is making your own custom tron, or using the highlight reel feature for whatever it's for. Edit: Maybe the Punk story unlocks after you finish the other 5, and it's the other 30 point hidden achievement?

The achievement that intrigues me most is the "induct 5 superstars into the hall of fame" achievement. What's up with that one?

I'm guessing that either Victoria or Natalia went to pull the other twin from under the ring and they grabbed Hornswoggle by mistake. I believe there was a deal a few weeks back where Victoria or Natalya (or both) claimed they knew the secret of why Bella kept going under the ring, deducing she was having an affair with Hornswoggle. ...seriously? They really said that? Yes, because the best time for your scandalous love affair is in the middle of a match!

I have a can of tomato juice in my fridge that expired in 92. Seriously. One day I'm gonna get someone drunk enough that they drink that fucking thing.

Yeah, it seems really weird that Kozlov would attack HHH twice, Hardy would save him twice, and then hit the twist of fate on him twice. Although either way, it does sound like a good show for my fantasy team. Why the fuck is Hornswoggle helping Brie Bella? And when the fuck are they gonna do the "shocking" reveal of her twin under the ring?

Just out of curiosity, did Jericho, Regal, and Orton also get points for being in the main event of Raw, or just JBL and Batista? The rule states "Two points for appearing during the main event of a Raw/Smackdown/ECW show."

Agreed. How about a 3 on 1 handicap match, whoever makes the pin/sub becomes the #1 CONTENDER! Heel GMs/Owners should know better than to make that stip by now. That always just leads to the heels fighting amongst themselves to try and get the pin, and face sneaks in a cheap pin. I'd just like to see them learn from their mistakes.

Santino with the LOW cheap heat. Nice.

So Jericho should now book Batista in a 1 vs. Raw match, where Batista loses the #1 contendership if he loses.

While I'm sure he's not done with HBK, Jericho should spend most of his night fucking with Batista.

WWE.com is now reporting that Adamle is attending a "high level meeting" with Shane and Stephanie, so Jericho will be in charge of Raw. Could be interesting.

And that will probably be a 90/10 vote. HBK *dominates* whenever they do any kind of fan voting.

Why are you looking up September 360 releases when it's already October?

Fazzle's team to be named later: Candice Michelle - 3M Kofi Kingston - 9M Santino Marella - 13M Cody Rhodes - 18M Maryse - 21M Brie Bella - 23.5M Great Khali - 29.5M Vladimir Kozlov - 35.5M Evan Bourne - 40M John Morrison - 44.5M Ricky Ortiz - 47.5M Maria - 50M

Yes, yes they do. And it seems like half of them sell to Snickers.