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Wasn't Culpepper supposed to start today? What happened?

I have what is probably the worst possible fucking lineup this week Houston/Carolina at 1, Dallas/Miami and KC/Chicago at 4. Off to B-Dubs I go!

Actually, as of Unforgiven he's still only at 364 days. He needs to keep it away from Orton until Raw to get the year. I mean..... ???????????? ????????? ?????????? ????????

...Did I just see that score correctly on the ticker? Did Lafayette really beat Penn by a score of 8-7?? *checks ESPN.com* Yep. 8-7. Wow. What a shitty sounding game.

This Louisville/Kentucky game is fucking insane. ...and why did Kentucky not go for 2 there?

http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=1483222007

Atlanta Buffalo Cincinnati Green Ba Houston Tennessee Tampa Bay St. Louis Dallas Detroit Arizona Chicago N.Y. Jets Oakland New England Philadelphia Carolina - 22 points

And three new people have been put up in his place. Justin Roberts. Along with Alice and Claire Redfield, in another movie promotion bullshit.

Panthers - 13 points Indianapolis Atlanta St. Louis Buffalo Houston Washington N.Y. Jets Philadelphia Pittsburgh Tennessee Chicago Detroit Seattle Dallas Baltimore San Francisco

I was SO fucking worried there about them pussifying Umaga with him helping Jeff up. So damn glad he beat the shit out of Jeff.

I'm going with Cena. He's so close to hitting the 1 year mark, that now I want to see it done. However, even if he retains here, Unforgiven is only day 364 of his reign, so he probably still won't get the year.

Snitsky vs. Cena. This has to be the worst main event in.....well, at least a few weeks.

Wow. Totally didn't see that double pin coming. At all.

Plus it just sounds more awesome that way.

He's getting ready to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this ring!

Ok, it was funny for a while when Ron Simmons would only say DAMN. Then during the Dating Game it was funny when he would say words that rhymed with DAMN. Now I'm starting to wonder....is his character supposed to be mentally challenged, or what?

Wow. It's only 10:13? Is it just me, or does this Raw seem like it's taking FOREVER?

So is King of Kings gonna be HHH's fulltime theme song now? Or does HHH still have two entrance themes?

...yay? Maybe?

Ron Simmons has been reading the forums.

Wow. WWE remembers about Cade/Murdoch 2 weeks in a row! I'm shocked.

Maybe Shelton is Vince's son! I mean, Shelton's Momma DID want Vince really badly. Maybe she really just wanted a second dosage of what she got years ago?

Now Shelton has to job to Cody? According to Wikipedia, Cody Rhodes once had a gimmick where he was a magician who couldn't get any of his tricks to work? I'm betting one of them was attempting to give himself a personality.

This is seriously becoming the "WHAT?!" of the TSM forums. It needs to die.

Someone who CAN'T CONTROL THESE DAMN COMMERCIAL BREAKS!