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WWE.com has announced a 5 on 5 traditional elimination match for Survivor Series: HHH/Hardys/Kane/Mysterio vs. Umaga/Kennedy/MVP/Finlay/Big Daddy V Hopefully it won't be another 5-0 sweep.

Yeah, right. You might get 1 or 2 legends right at the start, then it'll just turn into wasting money on alternate costumes.

Yeah, NFL.com just re-updated, and gave Bollinger the kneeldown -1 yard, and gave Peterson back his 296.

3 yard run by Peterson gives him 296 yards, and the record. Edit: And then PETERSON kneels on the ball to end the game? 295 yards total. is NFL.com right on that? Why did Peterson kneel on the ball?

Why the hell did I pick Denver again? Welp, I need all 3 of my late games in order to win.

Buffalo has won 3 in a row now to go to 4-4. And they get the worst team in the NFL next week. Wow. (of course then their next 3 games are against the Pats, Jags, and Redskins, so the run will probably end there, but...)

For the first time this season, Buffalo's offense is actually looking decent. Until they get into the red zone, then they just turn to shit again. 5 trips in the red zone, only 1 TD. Down 21-19

No, the best scene from the critic was easily "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!" *gunshot* "Why'd you do that? All it said was 'Buy my book! Buy my..' " *gun cocks*

What about Melina? She was a TE castoff as well

LEBRON JAMES ROOKIE CARD! WITH STRETCH PAY! AND WE'RE NOT DONE YET! ANOTHER LEBRON JAMES ROOKIE CARD! It's a scary thought, but he's actually calmed down some in TNA.

That's the same game known as Fatal Frame in the States, right? Yeah, I came in here to say that. The first Fatal Frame is the creepiest game ever.

Tonight's show made me miss Stevie. What happened to him? He was in the middle of getting a decent semi-push, then went out first in that tournament for the ECW title shot, and hasn't been seen since.

I'm winning it with my defense, baby!

God, this show is horrible tonight. I really don't know why I'm still watching.

Did you miss Candice's bad fall last week in their 2/3 falls match? She won the title at whatever PPV it was before CS. ...no. I was mocking JR for calling her the WWE Champion.

Beth Phoenix is the reigning WWE champion? Damn, I musta missed that part of Cyber Sunday.

Ok, no longer David Arquette. Now it's Jeff Jarrett. (remember, this is the same company that advertised Test as a World champion just because he had the tag belts)

...Whaaa? Those things were miles apart from each other. Seriously. They sent each other text messages to find out what the other one was up to.

Kelly's tits are the biggest thing to come out of this PPV! (now the question is did they already do the EE playboy shoot, or have they yet to actually photograph them?)

I think they're a big enough subject now that they should warrant their own thread.

Ok, so I went searching for pics, and yep, Meltz is right. Holy titjob, Batman!

From WWE.com voting page for the contest, not a cap, but whatever.

Yay. 6-1.

Yeah, but he's still only 30, which is young by WWE standards.

With every Bills win, those last second losses against the Broncos and Cowboys just become more and more painful.