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I'm just gonna assume that the battle royale is an excuse to bring Michelle McCool to Raw.

Carlito says hello. His music repeats in less time than it takes HHH to cover Booker after a Pedigree. It doesn't repeat. They just stupidly have him saying "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool" twice in his song. Listen to the music, don't listen for his once-catchphrase.

wow. Candice's new music is HORRIBLE. I'm immediately calling it the worst theme music in the WWE.

Uh...we've already met Cena's dad. Edge attacked him. We should know Vince isn't his father

I'm praying it's Indian Bischoff. THAT would truly be the ultimate payoff to this angle.

And then someone stabs Regal?

"I like it brah! But can we make Steph the mother?" Wrong! SHOCKING SWERVE #2~! Vince is actually Shane's MOTHER! He was born with both sets of genitalia, and that's why he constantly feels the need to brag about the size of his grapefruits! Who is Shane McMahon's father? Is it the 1989 Denver Broncos? Nah. It's the 1996 San Diego Chargers. We've already established that Vince is the mother. What does he/she need a bunch of whale vaginas for?

YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

"I like it brah! But can we make Steph the mother?" Wrong! SHOCKING SWERVE #2~! Vince is actually Shane's MOTHER! He was born with both sets of genitalia, and that's why he constantly feels the need to brag about the size of his grapefruits! Who is Shane McMahon's father? Is it the 1989 Denver Broncos?

How about we get a HUGE SHOCKING SWERVE~! and Shane McMahon is the illegitimate kid!

Maybe we don't actually SEE the date, but William Regal hosts WWE Love Connection while Maria and Simmons tell us what happened on it.

I've got $20 on Chuck E Cheese, and Santino hiding in the ball pit.

Jack vs a Lion! Kim vs. The Cougar part 2! This time the cougar has home field advantage!

Oldest I can find: From August 7th 2003, in a thread discussing new Shopzone items.

The only time I really had hate for Rey was during the Filthy Animals days. The gimmick was annoying as hell, and Rey was being REALLY lazy during that phase too.

TNA's drug testing consists of going around asking people if they're on drugs. And then saying "Really? REALLY? ok" When they say no.

What about Jason Smith? He seemed to fill in for Dan enough anyways.

Ron Simmons is a game show god.

...why exactly was Cody gonna use a condom in the ring?

Best Snitsky match ever, or greatest Snitsky match ever?

Or he might be doing nothing at all, as the Titans have filed a restraining order trying to block Pacman from wrestling. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2969037 Edit: Damnit, too slow.

This thread right here is where I found out that Hot Rod was something from SNL. And I just thought it was some random stupid looking movie. Now I know better. It's a stupid looking SNL movie. I feel enlightened.

I'll get back to you with the answer in Spring of 2008. PS: 360 hasn't peaked. Culdcept Saga still hasn't come out, damnit!

Is that really something Kerry Von Erich's kid wants to be saying? Technically, she'd be following in his foot step. Right? Left

I don't get this whole crazy notion that the Miz is supposed to be a face. Just because the Nitro Girls are attracted to him doesn't make him a face. It just means that they're the ONLY women currently in ECW. His promos are still definitely very much heel promos.