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Shit. Just woke up. Slept too late to make the Thursday deadline. I'll just go ahead and say Dallas for the Saturday game, and Carolina scores 16.

I've always thought he can do serious pretty well. It's just a shame that most of the time he chooses to go with "goofy retard" instead.

I was kinda dissapointed by the finale. Everything was just wrapped up too damn neatly.

Wasn't that the cast last year too? Dunno specifically about you, but for the most part, Buffalo's "inspired" ending to last season made most Bills fans think they could do something THIS year. Let's just hope they don't gut the team in the offseason again.

God, that Buffalo/Cleveland game was just BRUTAL to watch. Despite how horrible the offense played, I really wasn't pissed off at anything, because it was the weather kicking our ass, and that's it. Until the last few minutes, then it became Buffalo's stupidity that fucking killed them. 2nd to last drive of the game, they're down to midfield. Which was GREAT field position in that game, for the record. 3rd and 8..and they run it? Then PUNT on 4th and 4? No, you have to fucking go for it there. Then they can't stop the fucking run, and take forever to get the ball back. But they still somehow get themselves down to the 10 yard line, and for the life of me, I will never ever fucking understand why a QB would throw to a man in the backfield on 4th down. It's fucking retarded. I'd like someone to get statistics on how often a 4th down in converted when a QB passes to someone in the backfield. I'd bet it's tiny. Less than 5%. Fucking retarded, and now Buffalo is eliminated (based on conference record) because of it.

*sigh* 8-6. The collapse continues.

No, no, more like

Although, to be fair to Wade Phillips (oh dear god do I hate having just said that), stories have come down that say that Johnson over Flutie was more Ralph Wilson forcing it on Phillips than Wade actually wanting to do it himself. But there's no excuse for the half-dead, retarded stare he gives every time something goes wrong.

Protip: If you remember the game, you didn't start tailgating early enough.

Ok. I'm about to say something that will come back to make me look REAL stupid in a few weeks (if not immediately): The Pack will beat the Vikes in the playoffs. in the NFC championship. after the Vikings beat Dallas in the second round. That's my STUPIDLY BOLD PREDICTION of the week.

So what's the over/under on turnovers in the Baltimore/Miami game? 7.5?

Man, fuck the Broncos. I haven't correctly picked a Denver game since week 8. EIGHT. Ban them from the league.

Like I'd actually watch more than 15 minutes of ESPN at a time. It was just something to bitch about.

So what? It's BIG NEWS in a sport that bores me terribly. I want to see something else discussed. Even if it was something I gave half a shit about, I still wouldn't want to see six straight hours of coverage. Someone died? no? Then it doesn't need that much coverage.

Reason number...whatever: Devoting SIX STRAIGHT HOURS to the Mitchell Report. Yeah, that's nice. Let's talk about something else. Anything!

I'm gonna go with Ichiro Just cause I think it'd be hilarious.

I'll take the Broncos, rest coming later.

God, Austin is such a whore. Even for a while after he turned face, he didn't give a shit about the fans. Now it's "YAY GUYZ~! I LOVE JOO ALL~!"

BWAHAHAHAHA. DiBiase is awesome.

Somewhere, CRZ is marking out huge now.

Bart Gunn gets the first official "Who the FUCK is this guy?" reaction.

He blocked it, he didn't no-sell it. Ok, fine! I didn't really watch the segment! I was only half paying attention.

He blocked it.....how is that a no-sell? I'm counting the other hits that he no-sold to get into hulked up mode as well.

So in about a year, that brain chop of Khali's has gone from killing Undertaker dead, to knocking Coach down for about 2 seconds before hightailing it, to being no-sold by Hogan.