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So is Sean's agent officially a fucking cartoon character after last night's episode?

Weird. Right now on WWE.com, the poll is "Can Brock win his fight?" That's it. No mention of UFC, or Frank Mir, or when the fight is, or anything. Why even bother to mention it if that's all they're gonna put up there?

Even with how horrible the match was, it still beats paying to stare at steel for 10 minutes.

The Kennel from Hell was worse. The cell and the cage weren't lined up correctly, therefore the crowd saw NOTHING going on. Literally NOTHING.

Vince made HHH jump through so many hoops just to give HHH an entrant in a match where he needs to beat 29 other men to get a WM title match. Why would he just put HHH in a match where he now only needs to beat 5?

Most brutal structure in WWE history? ZOMG! KENNEL FROM HELL RETURNS!

I'm....I'm pretty sure those people DID open up their wallets. Unless WWE is just comping tickets for everyone now. That'd be awesome.

Why the hell would you post this AFTER the event in question when it's pretty clear he's not getting a title run right now (and neither is Triple H)? DUDE! SERIOUSLY! Spoiler tag that shit! Obviously he hasn't seen it yet.

The season started out decent enough, but now it's getting back into the habit of being completely fucking retarded.

I wonder if Andy's still has the Big A burger For those who don't know, that's a three pounder. If it's eaten in 30 minutes, it's free. I've been REALLY tempted to try it out. I dunno if I can handle that though. Edit: holy FUCK, that image is huge. I just pulled it off the Andy's site. I guess I'll just link to it instead. http://www.andyscheesesteaks.com/images/an...ig_a_burger.JPG

And you know what's even better than a Stack Attack? That's right, FOUR Stack Attacks, stacked on top of each other!

I do, in fact, mean ALL kettle chips. They're just fucking disgusting. I did actually have one kind of kettle chip that I liked once. I just can't remember what it was.

Kettle Chips are vile, disgusting beings that should be eradicated off the planet.

Oh NO~! THREE opponents?! In situations like this, why doesn't the evil authority figure make them run through the ENTIRE roster?

Normally I'm all in favor of the WWE championship being the main event segment of the show, but really, kayfabe wise...shouldn't HHH'S LAST CHANCE TO ENTER THE RUMBLE~! go on after a fucking HANDSHAKE?

Jeff Hardy! So hot right now!

Can you imagine being a seven year old girl, knowing there's a crazy 90 year old woman who wants to fight you in ten years? No. Hell, I can barely even imagine being in a weird time warp where the year 2022 is in just ten years.

blahblahblahblah people dead blahblahblah HOLY SHIT! THE BASKETBALL SCHEDULE IS PACKED ON WEDNESDAY! blahblahblah dead people blahblahblah

Is it wrong that I'm jealous of this woman? I think I'm in love Now the next question of course: Did the cops draw funny stuffs on her face in permanent marker? Cause that's kinda a law. you HAVE to with people that drunk.

At least you made the damn playoffs. *STILL pissed about starting 8-2 and then missing the fucking playoffs*

Right in the ear.

God that's so fucking stupid. I can't wait until we find out that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are in Street Fighter IV.

I'm not sure what that movie is about but if this guy is involved, I'm sure it'll be box office gold. I'm not sure what's coming out this year (Which is weird since I try to go to the movies once or twice a year) but I'm looking forward to The Dark Night and Trailer Trash. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0OS4gCpos It's a horror comedy about vagina dentada. Comes out (limited release) on the 18th.

Dissapointed by the lack of love for Teeth in this thread.

Crush begs to differ. Total beatdown. Yeah, that was fucking awesome. However I want to see that become the norm, not the exception.