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...did WWE just add a cloud of smoke to Kane's MAGIC sidestepping in that video package? The Rated R Superstar vs. The Big Red Roadrunner!

No, that would be Just Bring It, with it's what..6 match career mode?

Well......fuck. This better mean we get more amazing Kane MAGIC like...taking a step to the right.

Have you actually ordered from here? Based on the prices, I'm assuming it's all stuff burned onto DVD-Rs, right? How's the video quality on them?

Even though the whole Who's Now tournament was already retarded, ESPN took it to a whole new level of stupidity when they seeded Danica Patrick HIGHER than Sidney Crosby. Yeah, cause look at all that Patrick has done! Why she's uh......got a vagina! And she.....put that vagina in a really fast car! Meanwhile, all Crosby did was save the fucking Penguins franchise. Yeah, Patrick is a lot more "now" than Crosby.

Well duh. They could get rid of half the squad, and still win the AFC East soundly this year. God, I miss the days when the AFC East was one of the best in football.

Does Indian Bischoff have a name? Not that it matters, he'll still be Indian Bischoff anyways.

Maybe she'll be a DDP style heel when she returns?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Kane didn't even vanish. He just stepped over a foot to the left. He didn't even use powers. He fucking Bugs Bunnied him.

All Hispanic fans stopped watching after seeing Super Crazy get screwed last week.

Beth Phoenix? OH GOD. The Man Beast has returned!

Speaking of ESPN: Does anyone else remember that game a few years ago on ESPN.com where you just got 3 random players (in all sports) and you got points based off of their stats, and whoever had the highest score for the day won a prize? They need to bring that back.

Oh. Right. It helps to read the thread.

It's getting so bad that even the local show on ESPN Radio was talking about how much ESPN sucks now. Mentioning specifically the hot dog contest, rock paper scissors championship, and the who's now tourney, saying shit like that is probably the reason that Patrick is leaving, I mean, really, it's only a local show, but when you're getting bashed by your own radio network? ouch.

Earlier in the weekend the ME was being advertised as Cena/Lashley vs. Booker/Kennedy. Wonder why they changed it.

My most fucked up title reign/stable was probably Matt Hardy, back when he was Version 1. I made him a monster heel champion on SD. He had a complete stable of MFers, with Shannon Moore, Sean O'Haire, and.....someone else. It might have been Luther Reins. Meanwhile, Kurt Angle was the #1 face chasing after him for the title. Matt Hardy had the title from Summerslam to Wrestlemania, where Angle finally won it.

Really? That's not very current. I have one that is updated through June. Edge's the default World Heavyweight champion and stuff. I think it's right before the draft. I'm pretty sure it was current on 1/24/07 though.

Nash went 358 days, one week under a year.

It was ridiculous looking at that wall they were walking in front of, and seeing that 9 1/2, 10, 13, etc used to be good enough to win it.

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN SPORTS! ...shut up stupid announcer guy.

Why did Lashley even bother going backstage?

Shelton coming out to his own music? Did Haas get into some trouble we didn't know about?

FOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! *throws a pie*

fuck. wrong thread.

Uh oh. I smell a reformation of The Union.