Kung Fu Priest > God
Clerks:
Dante: "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?!"
Full Metal Jacket, SGT Hartman:
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see."
"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
R. Lee Ermey is the man