MarvinisaLunatic

Cause he sucks?

Nevermind what was originally here.

The crazy thing is, I passed a drown-proofing class back in elementary school which is/was a requirement to get out of Elementary school. But while I everyone else learned how to swim, I learned how to float, which apparently is good enough to be considered drown-proofed.

Well Im glad I got that $5 rebate for One Night Stand. I cant imagine anyone spending $40 on a Single Brand PPV...ugh. Oh, and I have to wonder after seeing HHH in that Miller Lite Commercial how he got that instead of Austin.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you won't excel at speed dating. Your almost complete reluctance to look a woman in the eye and talk essentially means you'll probably stutter out something like "M-m-m-m-m-my name is Ma-a-a-a-a-r-v-v-v-v-in" before you need to switch stations. Stop wasting your money just to practice talking to women. It's not that hard, but you WILL be rejected because you have no confidence and you probably stink of desperation so until you're prepared to have the ego slapped around some more I'd advise not trying to pick up chicks until you're prepared for what actually happens and not that "you'll never know 'til you try" bullshit. Whenever someone says that just think about the fact that you wouldn't walk through a bad neighborhood, look for a gangbanger type and insult his mother, even though I'm guessing you've never tried that. There are simply some things that just don't "feel" right, and this whole Heaven scenario is one of them. Concentrate on women you see in the flesh first and foremost. Once you're comfortable with that, then worry about fringe stuff like speed dating or online dating sites where you need to actually have some proficiency with the ladies to stand out from the multitude of losers out there. Well first of all, it'd be more like "M-m-m-m-m-my name is Ma-a-a-a-a-th-h-ew" but honestly, its cooking in a kitchen which would make me more comfortable than anywhere else I could be since I spend a good deal of my time now in a kitchen cooking..thats why it appeals to me.

I called earlier before I left for work and got a voicemail box, however it was just the standard "you have reached (insert phone number here)'s voicemail" so I know no more now than I did before. 2 additional things: A) Im the proud owner of a cell phone now (cheap prepaid one though from T-Mobile) after I won $100 bucks last night at a Carnival and used the money to buy one and a card for it. B) Someone told me about a speed dating thing, which normally wouldn't interest me, however its run at a place called the Dinner Company which cooks meals for people who want home cooked style food but don't have time to cook it. Basically instead of sitting and talking to everyone, they run people through stations so they can cook their own meals and talk at the same time with the others. Sounds sorta interesting..I just hope they have another one next month.

I've had my HDTV for a little under 2 years (hard for me to believe even) but I've been like this for at least 10 years, if not even longer. And Im more worried about the number being her boyfriend/husband's or something. I think if a guy answers Im just going to hang up. And I dont think giving someones phone number out on here would be a good idea, but if someone wants her email I'll consider it after I call her.

Well, at least I dont still have a VCR.

the juice is loose.. er..uh..wrong OJ

31 out of 41..yeah!

Im going to call her tomorrow night.

well this is hillarious:

I was fine with leaving it at "it was one big joke" until she sent me an email with an explanation as to why she didnt show up, even if the explanation is about the stupidest thing I've ever read and I dont really believe it. If I hadn't got an explanation, I could continue believing that whoever it is had their laugh and were done. The problem is now that I have a tiny bit of doubt and like a few other things in my life that continually eat away at me (stuff totally unlreated to my pathetic social problems) because I assumed the worst and didnt even try to see anything positive, it will join the feast if I dont find out one way or another. And I think it will bother me more if I find out that she really did have an accident and everything..just because of how many times I always assume the negative side of things and I was this close to doing the same one more time.

Good detective work there Batman. Heh..my next move is to ask my half brother, hes with the MD state police, although I don't know if he'll be able to tell me anything specific. Maybe at least he can tell me whether or not there was a car that hit a tree sometime wednesday night. I hardly talk to him though so hes gonna know somethings up which probably isnt good.

Im planning on camping out somewhere for a W!!. I have a feeling they'll be more scarce than PS3's at launch.

that was the wrestlecrap "we dont know what he's saying" clip. I couldnt understand it.

Keys to the game from the Os broadcast: "Hoping Chen is in his Cup" I can't believe they actually put that on the screen.

Im guessing Rodrigo Lopez will be eating cups for the rest of the season..

are they bothering with a draft this year?

While he was knocked out cold (for the short time maybe he was..) he had a vision of Eddy and Eddy told him he was pissed at Rey. That'd be fun.

Poor jobless JBL. Maybe FOX news will drop him too.

Oh my god..the image of JBL on the Ref..ugh

Im glad I had JBL on my fantasy squad..

When I realized there was still 15 minutes left..it was obvious. They could have used it for a JBL victory celebration, speech...and first challenger set up. Lashley could come out and squash him in 5 minutes for the Heavyweight title too. That would have been fun.

When I realized there was still 15 minutes left..it was obvious.