Gary Floyd

26.) Foetus Symphony Orchestra-York I love Jim Thirlwell. My blog is named after one of his songs fer Christsakes! That out of the way, this is the worst album he recorded. Done after he was dumped by Sony, the album is a collaboration with Lydia Lunch that details a tour through the seedier, more unpleasent parts of New York. Sounds good, right? Well it would be if it didn't sound exactly like that, only less exciting and with pretentious, monotonous jazz noodling as music. Fortunately, he's made up for this, but it's still a bad album. 25.) Michael Jackson-HIStory Some will tell you that Invincible is the worst Michael Jackson recorded, but they are mistaken. HIStory is a monumental achievement in ego, from the huge statue he constructed to celebrate the album, to shitty stabs at angry pop music with "They Don't Care About US" ("Scream" is a pretty fucking awesome song though) to the absolutely creepy (This came after the first trial) "Childhood", HIStory is his worse album. Though it should be mentioned again that "Scream" is a pretty badass song. 24.) Madonna-American Life Question: What's the worst album Madonna ever recorded? Answer: American Life. If you want to hear an American billionaire with a fake British accent complain about what she thinks is wrong with America, this is the album for you. Otherwise, you should avoid. Oh, and don't forget the title track, which has Madonna rapping, and nearly destroying Hip Hop.

Kotz ripped on Cheesala better than I ever could.

Does anybody actually like the worthless fucker? Yeah, your mothers vagnia! LOLZ! I think it was Special K who once said you were like Crono T when it comes to insults. He was right.

Does anybody actually like the worthless fucker? Besides, today KOAB is the

Post of the week. Seriously, that was awesome.

Well, at least he finally popped his cherry-and hers.

Kind of a shame, since I'm the only guy who kind of liked it.

-Well, I went to Big Boy's for Breakfast yesterday (what can I say, their breakfast bar rules, and Bob Evans was crowded) and saw something that I've never seen before, or at least in person: a female Insane Clown Posse fan who wasn't ugly or fat. Well, her face was so-so, but she had a pretty good body, and a nice ass. Who knew such a thing existed. Afterwards, I stopped at Best Buy to get Venture Bros. Season 2 on DVD (it's great, though the commentary tracks are so-so), then went to Meijer to get some food. I also started reading Jack Ketchum's "The Lost", and it's been great so far. The guy's one of my favorite horror authors, and everyone should read him. Now, back to the countdown. 29.) Death in June-All Pigs Must Die Hey, it's Death in June, doing the whole neo-folk with fascist overtones thing-again. Only this time it's uninteresting, and shows the eventual musical mediocrity that's unfortunately plagued them since. It also drags on too long, and while he at least tried something a bit different, it's attempts at dirge-like atmosphere and eeriness falls right on it's face. 28.) Prince-The Rainbow Children I love Prinve. Who doesn't love Prince. That out of the way, there's no denying that he's cut some bad albums, and while there has been debate over what his worst album is, I'd say it's this one. Here, Prince lets the world know he's a Jehovas Witness (at least he did go door to door over it), and records an album made up of really bad attempts at sounding like James Brown, Sly Stone, and other such greats. It also has some of the worst lyrics he's ever written. 27.) Kiss-Music for the Elder One of the worst (and most puzzling) concept albums ever recorded (ELP's Tarkus, while a shitty album, gets a pass for having such an odd but awesome concept), Music for the Elder pissed off whatever remaining Kiss fans existed at the time, with it's shitty attempts at Prog Rock, and was the final straw for Ace Frehley, who left the band after the albums release. Who could really blame him?

Yep.

"AIDS is now funny!"

So, how's Eddie?

At least you aren't masturbating to anime. Or furry porn. For a long time,Rule 34 didn't break me. I'd thought I'd seen it all...Looney Toons, GI Joe, hell, even Transformers porn, and I didn't even bat an eyebrow. Then one day, a friend shows me something that he swore would break me. I laughed it up, and saw what it was. It was Gay Fanfiction smut (I forgot what that subgenre is called, thank God) of the original Dawn of the Dead. That broke me. That was the one piece of fan porn that broke me. That's why I can't consider myself a part of any fandom ever again, because that means that someone will show me Vic and Dutch fucking. Sometimes, I really hate the internet.

So 2Gold, will it be Romero zombies, DOTD remake zombies, or ROTLD zombies?

Well Hoff, I'm sure there's porn of her on the net.

I'm suprised Michael Savage hasn't.

Smoke on the Water.

Once again, can we please ban C-Bacon from the CE folders? BTW, I read the quoted post, you fucking waste. (I'm talking to him.)

That's much better.

FANTASTIC. That mullet and American flag bandana combo has to be ironic humor, no way someone could be THAT stereotypical....right? RIGHT? Pretty sure it's a joke. Joke or not, it's been around forever, so it's not funny anymore.

I was the only person in the thread at the time? Had nothing to do with that. I just knew that if I mentioned a prominent black man like Eddie Winslow, you would be soon to follow. It's simple logic really. Waldo Faldo >>>>>>> Eddie Winslow. "I wanted to see "Jifk!" "Jifk?" "Yeah, Jifk!" "Oh, you mean JFK."

Ennio Morricone-"Bambole"

Venture Bros. Season 2