Gary Floyd

I don't post in the Pit, but Jesus, does Marney like anybody?

Oh yeah, sorry about that. Thanks though. Seiously though, I love that guy.

Keep Andy away from children. That's all. Oh, and I'm starting to have a crush on Kelly.

Hillary came off pretty bad, and that's being nice. Her "shadow Mexicans" comment is going to get a lot of shit (unless your name is Invader3K.) I think Richardson did best. I really like this guy. Dodd did pretty good as well. Obama didn't do as good as I thought he would. Looks like my support is drifting more to Richardson and Dodd. Edwards didn't do too good either. Kucinich I still can't take seriously. Dudes got balls though. Biden came off as a crazy old man, which was amusing. I think I'm starting to love him for his insanity alone.

There's been some real winners lately...

Rap Albums 5.) GZA/Genius-Liquid Swords 4.) Ghostface Killah-Fishscale 3.) Notorious B.I.G.-Ready To Die 2.) OutKast-Aquemini 1.) Wu-Tang Clan-Enter the 36 Chambers J.G. Thirlwell Albums 5.) Foetus-Love 4.) Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel-Hole 3.) Steroid Maximus-Ectopia 2.) Foetus-Flow 1.) Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel-Nail

20.) Tin Machine-Tin Machine It may predate 90's guitar fueled grunge, but still...David Bowie, what were you thinking? Even if it predates it, Tin Machine, Bowies more Hard rock side project, is still half baked, uninspired grunge. The album even has the gall to cover Lennon's "Working Class Hero", and well...damnit Bowie. The project was pretty much hated by everyone, and is best left as a bad memory, though there were two more Tin Machine albums. 19.)The Heads-No Talking, Just Head The Talking Heads without David Byrne=no. Really, just no. Featuring a variety of leads singers (including Debbie Harry, Richard Hell, and others), it doesn't sound like the Talking Heads as much as it does a really bad dream. Featuring an embarrising stab at pseudo NIN Industrial rock ("Damage I've Done"), shitty stabs at punk/new wave ("Punk Lolita") and other sad moments. At least it was the only Heads album. 18.) Slayer-Diabolus in Musica What does Slayer sound like when they experiment with Hardcore? Not very good. To be fair, their experiments in Hardcore had their moments in the past (Divine Intervention isn't as bad as some say it is), but it still sounds bad, as the whole Hardcore thing had lost its usefulness, and it sounds like a band doing a parody of a Slayer album. The album itself is low on new ideas (They are still talking about Religion, Serial Killers, and War), and musically, lets just say songs like "Overt Enemy", "In The Name of God", and "Perversions of Pain" aren't their best moments.

Massive Attack-"Group Four"

Cop Rock-Let's Be Careful Out There

So, when are you going to create a message board dedicated to "bitch slapping" me? You suffer from a thing called Internet Tough Guy syndrome. In other words, there is nothing more sad than a man sitting at his computer, making lame insults and acting like a Jackass. Besides, you are starting to bore me.

Carlito really is the new CronoT

Yes, I'm so afraid of you.

Awesome LOL Shitty Political Commentary

5 albums from this year I'm liking 5.) !!!-Myth Takes 4.) Jesu-Conqueror 3.) Grinderman-Grinderman 2.) Boris w/Michio Kurihara-Rainbow 1.) LCD Soundsystem-Silver

I always had a soft spot for the Mortal Kombat Soundtracks. Don't know why, but I do. I also have a soft spot for the Super Mario Bros. movie, simply because it has Dennis Hopper as Koopa.

What was it it wouldn't do?

I'm not a smoker, but my mom smokes. She's been smoking since I was a kid. She quit for a while, but old habits sometimes come back. Now whenever I'm around someone smoking, I'm pretty much used to it-especially when I visit her, though she doesn't smoke as much as she used to.

23.) Kevin Federline-Playing With Fire I will admit, I've never listened to this album. I'm only including it because no list of worst albums would be complete without this guy. 22.) Vanilla Ice-Hard to Swallow Contrary to popular belief, Limp Bizkit and their peers didn't record the worst Nu-Metal album. No, Vanilla Ice did, in what basically sounds like a parody of an already shitty subgenre. Also contrary to popular belief, his worst song isn't "Hot Sex", "Having a Ronnie", or "I Love You" (though it can be agreed that "Ninja Rap" is the best thing he did). No, it's "The Horny Song", which also actually counts as the worst Nu-Metal song ever recorded-and that's saying something. 21.) Eminem-Encore Ok, so "Mosh" and "Toy Soldiers" are cool songs, but those can't save an album with songs like "Big Weenie", "My First Single", "Just Lose It", "Evil Deeds", "Puke", or worst of all, "Ass Like That", in which Eminem rips on Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. (I know that Triumph appears in the video, but still, the song is a diss on a fucking hand puppet.) Oh, and it features Eminem taking a shit, which is something nobody wanted to hear.

Next week...Oh My God, that's going to be something else.

Gee, it's not like we don't know that already.