Gary Floyd

I'm not even a Star Wars fan, and I love that picture.

Oh hell yes

I love this movie

Well, other than Alien Jesus, what is the book about?

Nobody seems to respond to my blog much anymore, which kind of sucks.

I kind of agree with him. God help me.

-Jeremy ("North Country","S.W.A.T.") Renner will be in the upcoming Danny Boyle produced sequal to "28 Days Later" called "28 Weeks Later". The movie takes place 28 weeks later (no shit), where American Special Forces teams help to try and re-populate London after the plague. Unfortunateley, there is one person in London who is alive, who is infected, and of course, shit happens. The movie will come out May 11th. -Bad news: There won't be any special features on "The Woods" after all. -Finally, the official website for William Friedkin's latest, "Bug", is now up with a trailer.

Sick. Perverted. Pornographic. Politically Incorrect. Darkly Comic. Scatalogical. Tasteless. Blasphemous. Disgusting. Evil. These are just some of the words that could describe Edward Lee's book "The Bighead" First, a little background info on the man himself. Ed Lee is one of the most hardcore horror authors out there. Sure, he has written mainstram fare, a childrens book, and is a hell of a pulp horror writer (see "Creekers" and "Coven" for examples). However, it's works like "Goon", "The Pig", Ever Nat", and other small publisher books that have gained him notority. It's easy to see why, also. The are violent, repugnant, pornographic, and warped tales of grotesque erotic horror, laced in pitch black horror. Out of all his works though, his most well known is "The Bighead" The Bighead tells the tale of Luntville, and two city girls: Charity and Jerrica, visiting Charity's aunt. While Charity is having problems finding the right man, Jerrica is a sex addict, who has taken a liking to a foul mouthed priest in Father Thomas, who is being haunted in his dreams by two nuns from hell, who have some stomach churning fetishes. Oh, and there are two sick rednecks, Travis and Dicky, who will rape and kill anyone in their path. Let's just say that these guys and the nuns give the book "American Psycho" a run for it's money in the torture and rape department. Oh, and there is the legend of The Bighead. Who is the Bighead? Why, he's a seven foot something inches tall homocidal pervert with a hydrophalic (giant head filled with water) and a fourteen inch long cock, who loves rape, murder, and brain eating. And it seems Charity's Aunt Annie knows a bit too much about him... Before you think of reading this, I might want to warn you: this book is sick. There's rape, murder, cannibalism, loads of sex, scatology, watersports, urinary catherization, sacriligious behaviour, abortion, babies having their heads smashed in, and more. This stuff makes "Jackass" look like the Teletubbies. If you think nothing can gross you out, then this will prove you wrong. But is it a good? Well yes, it is. For all the disgusting moments and general sickness on display, this book works. This is mainly due to it's warped sense of humor. One way to look at it is a horror answer to "The Aristocrats", in the fact that it constantly one ups itself with sick moments. Also, the characters are interesting. The reader goes on to feel bad for Father Thomas, who only wants to do the right thing, as well as Jerrica. The other great thing is the redneck stereotypes, ranging from Travis (who outdoes the sickos from "Deliverence"), Dicky, and even handyman Goop Gooder. Over the top redneck dialogue, booger pickeng, and a general lack of "edu-ma-cation" makes for a good laugh. There are a few problems. In particular, how have Dicky and Travis been able to get away with their rape and murder spree for so long? Oh, and the ending, when you find out Bighead's origins, will either disappoint you, or you will have no problem with it. In the end, "Bighead" is a sick, demented ride of pornographic, scatalogical, and sadistic horrors that will either have you disgusted, or laughing your ass off. I ended up doing both. 8.5/10 You can get it here.

Wow, where will I post song lyrics now?

I've said it before, but I dig The Killers, and I feel no shame for liking them.

Someone really needs to photoshop a picture of Leena in a KKK outfit.

Now what will it's actors do? Well, besides star in Sci-fi channel movies.

-It seems like a woman was fired from her job as a sunday school teacher in New York because she's a woman. Read the story here. And people wonder why I became a deist. -I just saw Dante Tomaselli's new movie "Satan's Playground". Avoid it. I wrote a review for it on the Internet Movie Database, and it should be up soon. -Salon is retarded. According to them, "24" needs to stop. Well gee, I'm sorry that it didn't have enough about why Bush is a horrible president, you stupid fucks. Read it here. At least they ripped on Nancy Grace. -Geraldo has a problem with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Seriously, has anybody ever taken Geraldo fucking seriously. The guy is a gigantic dick, and is only good for the unintentional humor he provides. -I went to the mall again last Thursday. Why? Because I needed some new t-shirts. I didn't find any that were good unfortunately, though Spencers at least plays better music than Hot Topic. I do find it amusing, that so many kids sepend so much money on anti-Bush t-shirts, when they have no idea they are falling into the hands of the same corperations they so lovingly rail against. That's all for now. Next time: A review of Edward Lee's book "The Bighead"

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Well EHME, can you at least take a break from hip hop threads? I love hip hop, but there are other genres of music people might want to talk about

Raw, Impact, My Name is Earl, most of what will be on Adult Swim (especially more new Venture Brothers), The Shield (fuck yeah), The Office, and Masters of Horror. Come on, I'm not the only one looking forward to season two of MOH, am I?

Al stopped the thread in Site Feedback about NHB, which was really getting worthless. So I give him thumbs up

who's movie? Kane's movie "See No Evil" I thought it was on DVD in September..? Well, Fangoria says November. I'll have to check

who's movie? Kane's movie "See No Evil"

a teaser for the animated "Hellboy" movie is up

That reminds me, his movie comes to DVD November 28th.

Sponge Bob Edgepants Whhhhhhhhoooooooo fucks a vagina that's deep as the sea? Long hair, a bad spear, and horse teeth has he! "If a red diseased coochie is worth the ritthk..then you'll see your dick flop out with a cyst!" Sponge bob Edge Pants! Sponge Bob Edge Pants! Sponge Bob Edge Pants! Spooonge Bob Edge Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnts!!!!!!!

I've already said this, but the Hardy's really should have been given Mike Awesome's old fat chick thriller gimmick.