Gary Floyd

-I bought "Liquid Swords" recently, and if you ask me, it lives up to the hype. -I've mentioned this before, but I have a thing for 60's and 70's French and Italian movie and TV show soundtracks -Edwin is right when he says Girl Talk's "Night Ripper" is a hell of a lot of fun. -I've been thinking about getting either "Panopticon" or "Oceanic" by Isis somedy. Which one is better?

Some awesome grindhouse/exploitation movie trailers The Beyond I Drink Your Blood Inframan Pagan Island Spider Baby The Violent Years (written by Ed Wood) Werewolves on Wheels They Call Her One Eye (aka Thriller: A Cruel Picture)

279.) In The Year 2000, Kevin Nealon Edition: "After Joan Rivers has her make up confinscated by airport security, even terrorists will realize they they have gone too far."

Brian Eno-Fractal Zoom

woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it First I looked around my apartment And I couldn't find it So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party But they were no help either I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 I took it home Washed it off And put it back on I was happy again Complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached But I don't know Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis

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Ever seen "Blue Velvet"? The tagline to that movie is "It's a strange world". How true that is. Anyways, I was working in my summer volunteering job today, when I fleetingly mentioned that I'm a fan of pro-wrestling. The guy working with me reveals that he sometimes works in local independent shows under the pseudonym "Coach Dillon". At first, I thought he was bullshitting me, but he then shows me clips of him in action. Well, it's all true: The guy I work with is an indy wrestler. I was silent for God knows how long. We spent the remaining five minutes talking about wrestling, and how he was at the Brian Pillman Memorial show of 2000, and got to see Benoit vs. Regal live, from the sixth row. Holy fucking shit. You have no idea how right you were when your movie said "It's a strange world" David Lynch.

GZA/Genius-Liquid Swords Pelican-The Fire In Our Throats Will Beckon The Thaw Various Artists-Compounds+Elements: An Inroduction To All Saints Records

Whether he gets banned or not, it doesn't matter. It's obviously CronoT, and he'll just return under a different pseudonym.

That is a good question. This does seem like a banable offense.

What, it's not my fault he's unpopular.

Go away. Seriously, just fucking go away. You do nothing but annoy us, nobody likes you here, and nobody ever will like you.

And he fingerfucks preteens while saying Timbaland was the best Beatle. Oh that's just a diversion so that he can steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Anyone ever piss in your coffee? That was Ned Lamont.

Man, I hope that's fake.

"Alf, you ate the cat again, didn't you?" Come on, Lieberman looks just like the dad from Alf.

Liebermna to Lamont: "I Don't Like You"

Dub makes for some great stoner music. Try King Tubby, Lee Scratch Perry, Keith Hudson, and Augustus Pablo for some great stuff. Some great electronic albums for smoking pot. Dedicated to Art Sandusky, who knows that there's more to techno than shitty e-riddled rave anthems. Tricky-Maxinquaye Death In Vegas-The Contino Sessions Massive Attack-Mezzanine Tangerine Dream-Phaedra Scorn-Gyral Portishead-Dummy and Portishead DJ Spooky-Songs for a Dead Dreamer The Orb-U.F. Orb,The Orb's Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld,, and Orbus Terrarum

I just want to say that "Natural Born Killers" is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Oh, and I would dare to say it's Stone's worst movie. Yes, worst than that one with Jennifer Lopez and "Alexander"

-Specs are up for the upcoming Special Edition DVD of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre II", which comes out on October 10th. Special features include .Commentary from director Tobe Hooper. .Commentary from actors Bill Mosley and Caroline Williams, and makeup FX artist Tom Savini .A six Part, 90 Minute documentary about the movie called "It Runs In The Family" .Deleted Scenes, including the parking garage massacre featuring Joe Bob Briggs .Original Theatrical Trailer .Poster and stills gallery. -The final poster for "Feast" is up.. It will come out October 22nd and 23rd for Midnight Screenings, followed by an Unrated DVD on October 17th.

There are things I like that's not exactly everybody's cup of tea. Well, they should be, because these things are awesome. These are things I think everybody should like. -French Pop Music from the 60's nd early 70's. Come on, listen to some Bridgette Bardot and Froncois Hardy, because it's some really good stuff. I know, it's French, so you folks probably think that it sucks. I say give it a chance. -Synth Pop. Face it fuckers, synth pop rules. Listen to more New Order (well, old New Order), Depeche Mode, and Gary Numan. I'll take that over a lot of whatever is popular with you hipster douchebags. -Squidbillies. Some hate it, but I love it. Granted, the first episode sucks, but it really picks up from there. Just thank White Jesus that new episodes are coming later in the months ahead. -The Descent. I'm just mentioning this to reming you folks to see this movie right fucking now. It's the scariest movie you will see this year. -David Letterman. I love Conan and all, but Letterman will always be my favorite. I was a fan of the guy since my teens, and I am still a fan of his. Hell, I will always be a fan. -Post punk. You know, like Joy Division, The Contortions, Public Image Limited, etc. Much better than punk if you ask me. -Bart The General. I posted this yesterday, and it will either make you want to kill yourself, or declare that it's the best thing ever made. If it's the former, then I take no responsibilities on your choices. -Electro-Funk. You know, like Man Parrish, Afrika Bambaataa, Newcleus, etc. This stuff always seems to get overlooked amongst the other hip hop fans, which is a shame. -Post Rock. Yeah, it's pretentious as hell, but it's great, and makes for an excellent post apocalyptic soundtrack. -Potato chips and bananas. Eat some chips, then eat a banana. It's fucking bliss.

Well, since you are an anime fan, what's the worst anime ever made?

"Hitler was a sensative man"