Gary Floyd

thanks for the advice.

If you've ever hear of the Korean manga (or manhwa) "Priest", then here's some news for you. It looks like a live action adaptation is set to come out August 17th of next year. It will be directed by Andrew ("Amityville Horror" remake) Douglas, and will be produced by Mike DeLuca and Sam Rami. Also, Gerard Butler and Steven Strait are set to star. Oh, and Tokyo Pop is the U.S. distributor of the mango. I wonder if they will have anything to do with the movie. Find more about the manga here and here.

I've been looking forward to "calvaire" for quite a while now, and have mentioned it several times. Oh, here's some release date news. Sony will be releasing the following movies next year Vacancy-Stars Luke Wilson and Sarah Jessica Parker, and is about a couple who find themelves staring in a snuff movie. Comes out April 13th. Priest-Live action adaptation of a popular manga dealing with a priest who sells his soul to a demon in order to survive a zombie infested apocalypse. Will be directed by Andrew ("Amityville Horror" remake) Dougla, and will be produced by Mike De:uca and Sam Rami. Gerard Butler is set to star. It's set to come out August 17th. Resident Evil: Extinction-Comes out September 7th. Will be directed by Russell ("Highlander II") Mulcahy, and stars Milla Jovovich, Mike Epps, Ashanti, Oded ("Sleeper Cell") Fehr, Ali Larter, and Chris Egan.

Pepsi Jazz? What's next, "Mingus Dew"?

Note: if you are expecting a "Walmart is the scorn of America because it's an evil corperation and it ruins smaller ones" rant, then this is not the entry for you. Otherwise, enjoy I went to Walmart last Tuesday. Normally, I only go there to get food, but other than that, I usually don't go there. Not because they"are trying to destroy the world" as some would want you to believe, but because other than the low prices, they just don't interest me. Oh, and because of the customers and workers. Anywho, I decided that I need a new pair of headphones, so I asked where they are located. The girl I asked in the electronics looked at me for about fifteen seconds like I was an idiot. Now maybe I should have known where they were, but that's beyond the point. As I already said, I normally don't go to Walmart, so how the hell should I know where the headphones are in the electronics section? She eventually helped me, but still looked at me like I was retarded. The people at the cash register aren't any better. They were either a.) old people who should be retired already or b.) lazy teenagers who have no clue how their jo works. I ended up getting the teen. It was some fat chick, who always seemed pissed off and was also rude, though not as bad as the girl that I mentioned earlier. Oh, and she was also fat. What is it about Walmart that seems to attract fat people? Oh, and there is a reason that this place is called "white trash capital of the world": because it is dangerously filled with white trash. You know, unwashed, tattooed guys with horrendous mullets, and mothers who hit their children in public. Oh, and ladies, leave that shit at home. Hell, leave your kids at home. I don't need to hear you yelling at them and smacking them around in public. That's just disturbing. So, what did I learn from all of this? I learned that next time I need headphones, I'll go to Radio Shack.

"Calvaire" (aka "The Ordeal") will debut in the Cinema Village theatre in New York on August 11th. It will get a few more theatrical dates, then hit DVD in August. The trailer is now online, and the movie looks really good.

I don't have anything to say except I love the title of this thread. Sounds like the best movie title never used.

I don't care what anyhone says: JC Chavez put out the best thing someone from N'SYNC has done. It isn't a classic, but it's a fun album.

Once again Leena uses a cool picture of herself in her avatar.

Nevermore-Dreaming Neon Black

I had Faygo not too long ago. It tasted like cough syrup. That out of the way, it's nice to see Carnival again.

I deserve to be booed for that one.

After countless web searching, I have found a picture of Stephanie McMahon's new baby. Here's the picture, in all it's glory: now, onto other things -Slant has to be one of the most retarded webzines online. If it wasn't for their undying love of Dario Argento Movies, I'd write them off completly. -That Yates chick was found not guilty by insanity. My response: bullshit. It was five children, her own children might I add- that she killed. I don't care how crazy she is, that should count as guilty. -Ever heard of David Icke? He's an anti-semetic nutcase who believes in a reptlilian alien illuminati that has taken over the government. Oh, and he thinks he's the son of God. And that he can communicate with the spirit world. His message board is full of wackos. Also, he thinks that somehow, the matrix is real, and he's had several books published. -Lance Bass is gay. As I said in the music board, I thought he was "Bi, Bi, Bi". Christ, that joke sucked. -Finally, Leena's avatar pictures are awesome as of late. Keep 'em coming Leeners.

I always thought it would turn out that he's "Bi, Bi, Bi"

So, is he still not going to be an astronaut?

I don't know why, but this picture cracks me up

Davy DMX-One for the Treble

Well, it looks like Fuse will be airing the first televised Fangoria Chainsaw Awards. Also, "Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror" (which has gotten some suprisingly good reviews) will get a small (30-50 theatres) on November 4th. Other than Snoop (who plays a Crypt Keeper type), the movie also stars Lin Shaye, Danny Trejo, Ernie Hudson, and "Diamond" Dallas Page.

Hey, it's not Czech's fault he's a better poster than you will ever be.

After "Saw II", I got bored with the "Saw" franchise. Hopefully, this will be the last one, as I can't see them going on beyond a third one. I'm psyched for the 2-disc version of "Street Trash." I love that movie.

-Lucky ("May") McKee's "The Woods" will see a straight to DVD release date on October 3rd. Special features include director and stars commentary commentary, "Legend: On Set with Bruce Campbell", "Girl vs. Girl", and one deleted scene. Mckee's next movie will be an adaptation of Jack Ketchum's novel "Red". -The One Sheet For "Saw III" is up. It will be directed by the same director as "Saw II", and comes out October 27th. -The cult favorite "Street Trash" will be out on a 2-disc special limited editon on September 26th. Special features include a 2 hour documentary about the movie, the original theatrical trailer, Two audio commentaries, the original short 16 mm version of the movie, the long lost promotional teaser, and a behind the scenes still gallery. -Out today on DVD is the Amicus studios classic anthology "Asylum", "Final Destination 3", "a reissue of "Halloween: 25 Years of Terror", and "Feed" (which I hear is a real stomach churner).

Duran Duran-The Chauffeur

Christ, this is like a trainwreck. I just can't look away for some reason. Right now, I am asking-no, make that begging-for Eddie Winslow to appear and verbally tear wildpeasus a new one. That's right, I am begging him to show up and destroy this loser with an array of profanity and insults in the way only Eddie Winslow can. I really want it. Hell, I'll will bow down and worship his fucking shrine if he does it. Ok, I won't really. I just want him to tear wildpeagasus a new asshole so big a blimp could fit. Is that asking for too much?

There is a good thing about wildpegasus: Sometimes, when I feel miserable, and think I'm a failure, I read one of his posts and think "Wow, I'm not that much of a loser after all."