Gary Floyd

Victoria's outfit=instant hard on.

Ironically, enough, that's when I started watching wrestling. Not the best time to start.

That reminds me, I still miss Emo Kane for some reason.

I would go on about how great Edge's promo was, but everyone else already did.

Kane gave her a Tombstone on the ramp.

Why not, their EXTREEEEEEEMMMMME!

Angle vs. Eugene at Summerslam should be pretty good.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Smurf Sex http://www.velocity.net/~acekc/smurfsex.html note: I first heard this story when I was in 10th grade.

I think the last time I saw him was on either on the Daily Show or Letterman about two months ago. It's funny, he seemed so happy and full of life. Anyways, RIP Pete. Oh, and Vyce: Fucking Grow Up.

I honestly don't care about Case Closed. That out of the way, I'm probably the only person on Earth who misses "Super Milk Chan" "Subsidized dating is prostitution!"

I remember when this was out on VHS. I'd rent it all the time. Unfortunately, the video place I rented it from is gone.

Personally, none of these scream out "Wrestling Shirt" to me.

I'll just put it like this: Even if you don't find shows like "Tom Goes to the Mayor" funny, it's still funnier than the most recent National Lampoon's movie.

REGION A - The "Zombies Shouldn't Run" Region Day of the Dead (1985) The Exorcist (1973) Shaun of the Dead (2004) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) ______________________________________________ REGION B - The "Jocks & Whores Must Die" Region The Return of the Living Dead (1985) The Evil Dead (1981) The Shining (1980) (tie) Alien (1979) ________________ REGION C - The "Party Hasn't Begun Until You've Been Bitten" Region The Thing (1982) Night of the Living Dead (1968) Dawn of the Dead (1978) Poltergeist (1982) ___________________________ REGION D - The "Why Don't Parents Understand?" Region Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Phantasm (1979) Halloween (1978)

as well as other Adult Swim shows. Note: This isn't funny. It's actually quite mean spirited and bitter. http://nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/.../Adult_Swim.asp That out of the way, the G4 network responded to this "parody" by doing they're own bit "

Butthole Surfers-Rembrandt Pussyhorse Coil-Gold is the Metal with the Broadest Shoulders

Otomo Yoshihide's New Jazz Ensemble-Peach

More like waddled up four spots

Believe it or not, it's still a great story, fake or not.

Aphex Twin-Classics Mono-Formica Blues (Out of all the Portishead knock offs, this one was probably the best.) White Zombie-Astro Creep 2000

Mono-Silicone