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Gary Floyd

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  1. Hopefully, they won't go om tonight about the "Revolutionary" Taboo Tuesday
  2. Funny thing is, I don't even think the original was that great. Personally, I think "Suicide Circle" and "Audition" (which will really fuck you up if you see it) are far better examples of Japanese horror. Films like "Ju-On: The Grudge" and it's American remake can creep you out at times, but they fail at being truly terrifying horror, IMO.
  3. Just saw that episode. Best thing ever IMO.
  4. Wow, good to see Eminem hates the band Bush as much as I do. Oh wait, this is about PRESIDENT Bush. Well I don't like the President too much either, so oh well. Still, it will most likely suck
  5. Saw "The Grudge" last night, and I'll have to give it **1/2 out of ****. There are some great moments in it, but eventually, the scares start to become predictable (as in you know when they're going to happen) and in the end, the film feels more like a series of "jump" scares than an actual movie. Granted, I do enjoy horror films that don't make a whole lot of sense, but this one was something of a mixed bag for me.
  6. Oh it is. Film doesn't make a whole lot of sense at times, but it will fuck you up. One of the scariest films ever made, IMO
  7. I have to say...I'm impressed by the choices made in this thread. You guys know you're disturbing movies. Here's some for you In a Glass Cage (Rape, Nazi pedophiles, and enough ugly, uncomfortable moments to make you want to clean your eye's out with steel wool) Visitor Q (From Takashi Miike. Incest, human butchering, lactation, heroin addiction, rape, necrophillia, and other such moments. Have I mentioned that it's a comedy?) Cannibal Holocaust (Never liked Italian cannibal films, mostly due to the real life animal torture and slaughter. This is supposidly the ultimate one, so be careful) Any of the "Guniea Pig" films, especially "Mermaid in a Manhole" I Spit on Your Grave (Can't believe no one mentioned this one yet) The "Issla: Shewolf of the SS" movies. (I'll never get the popularity of nazi exploitation films) Urotsukidoji (Besides well known scenes of tentacle rape, you also get a woman filled up with demon sperm to the point of explosion, castration, said lost member replaced by a tentacle, internal organs turning into a demonic being, a "Nazi Death Rape Machine", and other tasteless wonders that would make Freud go giddy. Or the Marquis de Sade. Man, is there anything the Japanese won't do?) Eraserhead (a severe mind fuck) Testsuo: The Iron Man (See Eraserhead. Also a sadomatocistic, psychosexual nightmare, with metal zits popping, a guy with a severe metal fetish, a man being sodamized by a metal pole by a woman, and a penis turning into a power drill.)
  8. My Favorite Episode: "Wacky Delly" virtually defines everything that's great about the show. Insane one liners, curiously adult jokes, and general absurdity and insanity that almost makes "Invader ZIM" look normal.
  9. How about "Street Trash", which not only has a gang led by an megolomaniac Vietnam vet, but also a form of vodka that cause the human body to go through a seriously explosive and disgusting meltdown.
  10. My thoughts on "Guts": Yawn Tried too hard to gross you out. In most of the stories I mentioned, they at least had characters and storylines to keep you interested in case the gross out stuff gets out of hand or boring.
  11. Well, it hasn't been released on DVD yet, so I guess that counts Forgot to mention "From Beyond". It's from the director of "Re-Animator" and "Dagon". It's very loosley based on a short story by HP Lovecraft. But it's still a blast. It's also on a total Freudien trip, with phallic symbols gallore. Favorite lines from the movie" "It ate him! Bit him in half, like a gingerbread man!" "Don't eat those brains, they're bad for you!"
  12. Wow, love for Samurai Pizza Cats...I'm Impressed. That was a pretty good show How about EEK The Cat? That show was hilarious. Nothing better than a show with trips to hell, shark dogs, morbidly obese cats, and gneral insanity. Oh, and Tazmania. I remember one episode have a sketch for cd's called "Tazz Sings all the Love Songs" and "Tazz does rude noises from your Favorite Cartoons." That is comic gold. Finally, I'd like to mention "Earthworm Jim" just because it rocked the house.
  13. "White Chicks" now on DVD see the film that will single handidly destroy any faith you had left in humanity!
  14. Because Vince, much like God sometimes, likes to laugh at us
  15. Great, Carmella is now talking. Christy, the people don't give a damn about you or Carmella Remember, vote for matches in Taboo Tuesday or else you've failed as a human being, much like Lawler has!
  16. Clearly, you're not ready for the revolutionary concept of Taboo Tuesday which is bigger than Andre the Giant's penis!
  17. All 9 of them JR? DO WE NOT COUNT?!?!?!
  18. Coach has my vote.Sure he's not a wrestler, but still...
  19. Bah, Vince is way too subdued for my tastes here
  20. Wait a minute, it's...TEAM EVOLUTION! Vince is on the announcing booth. Missed ya there big guy
  21. Taijiri's in, and oh boy, a group hug. I'm loving this segment so far Coach!
  22. Who said it was the computer that is illiterate?
  23. Steven Richards, I believe
  24. Vote now, or you hate children! You don't hate children, do you?
  25. Taboo Tuesday: It's better than sex!
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