Gary Floyd

Well, tonights Raw was...unsatisfactory at best Need more of the Snitsinator

See, I told ya Jericho would be doing the job tonight. Man, that ending was just abrupt. Hey, it's Orton...

But tonight, for a short time at least, RAW was SNITSARRIFFIC! Parliament just passed a law prohibiting Gene Snitsky from entering the country. This was unexpected, as you'd think the Labour Party would support someone who couldn't accept taking the blame for something going wrong. Well, I guess that means that I disown the Parliment (not George Clinton's though)

But tonight, for a short time at least, RAW was SNITSARRIFFIC!

Well, time for Jericho to job to HHH...

Man, how long until RAW becomes an excuse to humiliate Molly by making her job each week?

Tonight...see if Jerry Lawler can prevent getting a sexual harrassment when he possibly makes lewd advances towards a woman he could never get to have in his lifetime!

Well, looks like Molly's weekly humiliation...poor gal

Quite the pop for Edge Right there (sarcasm on high)

... that bump into each other. Well Eugene is a man that no one understands...except for the ladies. Or Carmella

And now, the Quebecers...I mean La Resistance, the poor man's Quebecers. Stand back, there's a future HuraHeel comin' through

He is truly the ladies pimp with the super sperm

Well, at least Christy gets a decent theme song

Eugene is Leon Phelps, the ladies man

Oh shit, Carmell vs. Christy at Taboo Tuesday. I can just see the ratings going off the fucking roof. If she loves bald men, why doesn't sje just turn to Tyson Tomko or even James Carville.

Great, Carmella...why is she still here?

Well, Walken DOES have psychic abilities...

Coming soon the Viscera Star Press, the Randycarana, and the Snitsshooter.

sensibly following the dress code And remember ladies, he's SINGLE!

I am just a simple caveman! I don't understand your complex ways of building a character before you thrust him into a marquee feud! I thought we agreed that Triple H was unfrozen caveman wrestler. Gene Snitsky, Microsoft Certified Engineer Even better, Gene Snistsky- spokesman for pickles abortion clinic (for you Mr. Show fans) He'll go around saying "I'll bring out the kid in ya" or "It not my fault that women don't have the right to choose when I'm around!

I only wish that JR shouted out DAMN YOU SNITSKY! DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART!

Gene Snitsky, Attorney-at-Law Gene Snitsky, Congressman (D) Gene Snitsky, Certified Public Accountant Gene H. Snitsky, ESQ. Gene Snitsky, Unfrozen Caveman Wrestler. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just a caveman! It wasn't my fault!"

I think that the proper term is that Kane got P3NED! I swear, this is the best Wrestlecrap ever. It is truly SNITSABULOUS!

Were there people chanting "It wasn't my fault" with him? If so, that just fucking rules

That is it, if this does not prove that Snitsky is our savior, I don't know what does.