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Gary Floyd

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  1. I'll leave you with this.....AIM FOR THE HEAD DH.......AIM FOR THE HEAD! Well, this is Ozzy's wife here...you really think he could aim for the head?
  2. Book books As for mine: Anything by Marquis de Sade (especially "120 Days of Sodom") Edward Lee "The Bighead" (You will puke after this one. Hell, It will make you puke almost any time) Edward Lee and Wrath James White "Teratologist" (This is sick. Contains severely deformed people in grotesque sexual acts) Edward Lee and John Pelan "Goon" (A great read for horror and wrestling fans) Wrath James White and Monica J. O'Rourke "Poisonig Eros (A catalog of sexual,violent, and physical grotesquries) T.Winter Damon and Randy Chandler "Duet for the Devil" (Serial Killers, Satanists, teenage prostitustes,rapists,drugs,and other such things) Jack Ketchum "Off Season" and "The Girl Next Door" ("Girl" is a disturbing tale of horror right out of the local news stations,"Off Season" is "Hills Have Eyes" on steroids) Edward Lee "Of Pigs and Spiders" (You will never look at lime jello the same way again) "Excitable Boys" (An anthology of hardcore, gross out splatter.) Bret Easton Ellis "American Psycho" (List wouldn't be complete without it) Matthew Stokoe "Cows" (A truly nihlistic grossout. Full of shit,self mutilation, and things I even grow quesy mentioning) "Sick: An Anthology of Illness" (Wanna grow sick? Read this) Samuel R. Delany "Hogg" (Yep, this is from the sci-fi author. You'll want to take a shower for months after your done with it)
  3. Prediction for Chrity vs. Carmella As the match goes on, meteroites shall fall form the sky, visions and images form the Marquis de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom" will flash before us, and Cthulhu will awaken to claim the Earth. Meanwhile, Gene Snitsky will say "It Wasn't My Fault!"
  4. Ok then, here's some other questions for Vince: If you choke a smurf,what color does it turn into? Are you digging the show "The Venture Brothers" as much as I am? Who would win a fight between the Gobbledigooker and Xanta Klaus? Did you help give birth to "the Bighead?" (obscure horror book reference) "What would you do if I sang out of tune?"
  5. Well, it's October, and I just was wondering-what is, in your opinion, the most disturbed/disgusting book ever written?
  6. I predict that at the end of the Kane vs. Snitsky match, win or lose, Gene Snitsky shall ascend to the heavens, where he will return one day to judge the living and the dead
  7. My question for Vince: Who would win a drinking contest between Ted Kennedy and Boris Yeltsin?
  8. I can't believe you guys seem to have forgotten Goldberg's nonsensical heel turn. I think the only reason Russo had it done was because it was susposed to be a surprise. Too bad for him that no one, not even the most strident anti-semite in the world, would have bought it. And they didn't
  9. Can't believe I forgot Motel Hell-Farmer Vincent's shameful secret (he uses preservatives)
  10. Well whattya know, it's me again with some more for ya The Wicker Man-So THAT'S who will be the sacrafice Wild Zero-Always bring a gun to the shower with you when zombies are taking over Bubba Ho Tep-The hyrogliphics reading "Cleopatra does the Nasty" Tenebre-Razorblade strikes lightbulb Dawn of the Dead-The opening in the newsroom (not creepy, but set's the tone) Night of the Living Dead-He's come to get you Barbra Return of the Living Dead-"I hit the fucking Brain" "It Worked in the Movie" "Well it ain't workin' now!" "YOU MEAN THE MOVIE LIED!?!?!?!?" Dead Alive-A trip to the park goes horribly wrong Bad Taste-Derrick stuffs his brains back into his head The Brood-Mother licks bloody fetus
  11. Let's just hope the WWE never goes to Nevada
  12. How do I love Argento's films? Let me count the ways...
  13. Who said they where theories? With that out of the way, who on Earth listens to Keith anymore these days. Every one of his rants is "Triple H is power hungry" or "The glass ceilling is holding everybody down." Honestly Keith, just shut up. Your last book was only a mixed bag, and you repeat yourself so much, you've become nothing but a bad parody of us internet smarks. Sure, we complain, but at least we can do it without making asses of ourselves. At least we aren't piss poor characatures, like you've become. Just do the IWC a favor and shut up Keith.
  14. Damn, can't believe I forgot her. I remember her reindition of "Dancing in the Dark" in the end credits of "Lord of Illusions" giving me the chill Three more for ya Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds:Murder Ballads ("Where the Wild Roses Grow" is particularly creepy, while "The Curse of Milhaven" has an odd dark sense of humor to it) Current 93:Thunder Perfect Mind (You'll never look at folk music the same way again) John Zorn and Naked City:Torture Garden (Some of the most chaotic free-jazz ever recorded. Almost like a free jazz/grindcore fusion)
  15. Because he is our savior, that's why Actually, I think it's because 1.) his catch phrase is cool, and 2.) He's involved in an angle so sleezy, it's enjoyable
  16. Merzbow (I know, it's noise, but try "Age of 369/Chant 2" and "Music for Bondage Performance 1&2" to warp your views of pornography forever) Coil ("Unreleased Themes for Hellraiser", "Scatology",and "How to Destroy Angels") Skinny Puppy ("Last Rights". Possibly the most disturbing sounding album ever recorded) Current 93 (Their first two albums "Nature Unveiled" and "Dogs Blood Rising" will give you nightmares for weeks) Boyd Rice (Most of his work under the psydonyme "NoN") Goblin (Italian Prog Rock band who did scores and soundtracks for horror films. Check out the original OST's for "Deep Red", "Suspiria", and "Dawn of the Dead") Throbbing Gristle (The ORIGINAL industrial band. Try "DOA") Lydia Lunch ("Queen of Siam" mostly sounds like funeral music)
  17. Earlier on, I started a thread asking what your favorite horror film moments where. Now here's the unofficial sequal to it.
  18. Exactly, maybe it's Mole who's missing the point (no offense Mole,pleas don't be pissed off at me)
  19. Because maybe I don't want to wait for the DVD? Hey, I'm not turned on by the thought of it, but come on folks, the idea of two puppets having sex is hilarious IMO Anyways, here's a clip of Kim Jing Il singing in the film: http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2004/par...a/kimclip2.html
  20. Well supposidly, it's susposed to be a hilarious scene (complete with Matt belting out an Aerosmith like power ballad) so why should they take the scene out?
  21. I have the entire first(and sadly, so far only) season of Undergrads on DVD I fucking love this show. As for Tough Crowd being cancelled...I will have to admit, I hate Blue Coller TV as much as the next person. However, I also can't stand Colin Quinn. Sorry, but everyone elso is funny on that show, but he is really annoying. I have to admit, I do find Patrice pretty funny on that show.
  22. http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12...1320095,00.html To the MPAA 1.) I fucking hate you 2.)There ficking puppets
  23. Well, so HHH humping a manniquin/re-enacting necrophillia=OK "Cum guzzling gutter slut"=OK Beating up two girls after TEH HOTTT LEZBO ACTION=OK Gene Snitsky=Awesome (Well actually, that is true...) But talking about breaking in virgins=Not OK Nope, no double standard here, none at all!
  24. I am getting sick and tired of this asshole. I know it's his character, but at the same time, you know that the man himself really thinks this. Worst of all, he's not going to be punished. I hoped he would be punished back during the "Nazi salute and goosestep in Germany" thing, but he wasn't. I swear, this guy could be accused of rape, and the company still wouldn't condem or punish him. It's just fucking sad.
  25. Hey homies, LC231 in the hizzhouse!!! (ok,I'll just get on with it) 28 Days Later-Where is everyone? Re-Animator-"Who's going to belive in a talking head? Get a job at a sideshow" Dawn of the Dead-Zombie get's machete to the head Dead and Buried-Hypodermic needle to the eye The Thing-So, who's the creature? Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original)-Leatherface slams the door Day of the Dead-The last words of Rhodes-"Choke on 'em!" House of 1000 Corpses-Anything with Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding (didn't care for the movie too much, but God he kicked ass) Uzumaki-Mom jams shards of glass into her ears The Dark Half-A whole new meaning to the term "Pencil Necked Geek"
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