Gary Floyd

You know, it seems like Smackdown is now the show to watch, not Raw. Still, too bad it doesn't have vince getting down (I so need the url to that picture)

There are things in life I could have gone without seeing. Now, along with Goatse, Harry Potter porn, and the film "Fear dot com", Michaek Cole being raped is one of them. And yes, I've seen "Deliverance"

...but holy shit, did I laugh hard http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4037

Maybe he really had to piss.

So...what do they do if Kane isn't there that night?

I agree with most of you guys really. At first, Bischoff was the perfect tweener; the guy you loved to hate, even if wasn't the bad guy. Now he's just another generic heel, who each week, kisses HHH's ass. Personally, I think the character died with the whole Linda Mcmahon angle.

You know, it's a bit hypocritical of Arnold to ban necrophillia. I mean, have you ever seen his wife?

Next time Raw goes to Califorinia, I would totally mark out if they had an angle where Kane is arrested for his crimes of the past. Sure, that infamous episode of Raw took place in Arkansas, but it would still be awesome

"Swarzennagger outlaws sex with corpses" http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ime_necrophilia So...was it legal in California before? Is Kane cancelling all trips to California? Then again, dead girls don't say no (just kidding)

I've heard that too. All I can say is Dennis Hopper+Zombies+Tom Savini=brillience!

According to Fangoria http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=2756 This is the best news I've seen all day. At last, a new zombie film by the man himself.

Personally, if I worked in the WWE, I would suggest doing a zombie horror/comedy like "Shaun of thee Dead" or "Return of the Living Dead", or a straightforward zombie action/horror flick like "Junk". Besides, zombies are the in thing these days.

Naw, that would be Quaker's old pal Typhoon/Shockmaster....but it wouldn't work out as well. So...How about an unholy merger of Shockmaster and Kane?

After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.)

In it's last year, WCW was moslty a fetid shithole of suck, IMO The whole "Pinata on a Pole" match sparked of racism. Sure, I know stereotypes in wrestling are commonplace, but this was just fucking retarded, and proved just how big an asshole Russo and Ferra really were. I'd honestly wouldn't be surprised if any of the luchadors involved have had their career ruined by that. However, I did enjoy "Tank Abbot as a groupie for 3-Count", especially the song "Nothing but a Tank Thing".

FINALLY, someone here agrees with my recomendations! I thought I was alone in here. While I'm at it, I can't believe I left these ones out Current 93 (Currently more folksy, albeight still with occult themes. There early stuff however, is the stuff of nightmares, especially "Dog's Blood Rising) The Cramps (Songs about b-movies and comics...before Rob Zombie, all in an excellent punk/rockabilly/psychobilly hybrid. Fun for the whole family!) 23 Skidoo (Post-punk with ethnic,free jazz, funk, and industrial tendencies. Bass line from song "Coup" sampled by Chemical Brothers in "Block Rockin' Beats") Liquid Liquid (Funkier version of 23 Skidoo. Their song "Caravan" was sampled by Grand Master Flash in the song "White Lines (Don't do It)") ESG (Yet more post punk/funk. Song "UFO" heavily sampled by many a hip-hop artist) Boogie Down Productions (With the incomperable KRS-One) Ultramagnetic MC's (Featuring Kool Keith. Album "Critical Beatdown" is a must for old school hip hop denzines) Pet Shop Boys (Album "Actually" a Synth-pop classic, and definitive guilty pleasure) Cybotron (Electro outfit, and originators of the Detroit Techno. Next time you hear Eminem say "Nobody Listens to techno" in "Without Me" remember that his hometown is a crucial place for the genre.) Oh, and yes, Japan were awesome, as were ABC, Sonic Youth, and...my God, the list just goes on!

Oh yes, we should all listen to Mr. Manson, king of cool, who will ruin...er, I mean cover Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", and who's Anti-Christ act was dull from day one IMO, and who would do anything for attention. You're a moron. Sorry if I offended you with the fact that I don't like Mr. Manson. I don't want to piss anyone off, I'm just saying my opinion.

I don't know how to rationally explain it beyond "the difference is that Morrissey and Johnny Marr don't fucking suck." Exactly. The Smiths were a great band. Marylin Manson, IMO, is nothing but a joke, a poor man's GG Allin. In other words, Manson sucks. Sure, maybe the whole anti-christ thing was done on one album, but it was done years earlier by better artists.

Oh yes, we should all listen to Mr. Manson, king of cool, who will ruin...er, I mean cover Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", and who's Anti-Christ act was dull from day one IMO, and who would do anything for attention.

Judging by my name, you can probably tell that I am a horror fan, so, i'm pretty much looking forward to: SAW (Trailer made me thinl "Holy Shit, they made a Giallo flick in America!) Haute Tension Shaun of the Dead Worst Case Scenario (German Nazi Zombies)

Though it's not included, Cabaret Voltaire, an obscure industrial group (and major pioneers) that I have mentioned before, were the best band in the 80's, IMO As for others Depeche Mode New Order The Smiths Front 242 Skinny Puppy Mantronix (Electro-Funk/Hip Hop) The Three O'Clock (Neo Psychedelic) Coil (Early Industrial/experimental) Talking Heads Psychic TV (also early industrial, at least until they did shitty acid house) Blancmange (pretty good synthpop) Public Enemy Run DMC (well duh) Afrika Bambaataa (one of the definative hip hop DJ's) Butthole Surfers (80's Surfers is the best their is) Cocteau Twins (excellent 80's dreampop)* *As you can probably see, I'm not much of a Metal fan. Sorry, just my personal taste. It's probably a first though; a guy who posts on the Smartmarks who doesn't care too much for metal. I do enjoy a little, but usually in moderate amounts. Please don't hate me.

Guilty pleasures, sure, I've got 'em A few songs by the Pet Shop Boys "I Turn to You" by Christina Aguilara "Toxic" by Britanny Spears The new version of the theme form "Last House on the Left" in the end credits of "Cabin Fever"

"Hey Mr. Personality, This show is about television ratings!"-Disco Inferno "You don't respect me, because I'm GERMAN"-Alex Wright (I don't know why, but that one always cracks me up for some reason)

When did Vine officially lose it? There are so many speculations * Royal Rumble '94: The whole Undertaker vs. Yokozuna fiasco. * The "New" Razor and Diesel * The "Billionaire Ted" sketches. Sure, they started out amusing, but went down quicker than Steph on HHH. * Bringing the Ultimate Warrior back. Really folks, the possibilites are endless.

Never a huge fan, but I hope he has a speedy recovery. I'll bet Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly are real happy right now.