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Gary Floyd

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  1. He is our new savior. He should have his own church, and should be worshipped by many. Non-believers shall be sacrificed in his name (or in the name of Yig the Serpant god) He is what makes the world go round. And if you don't like him, then well...you know.
  2. I honestly wonder how Snitsky feels that everyone in the arena including their mother chanted "baby killer at him? Now THAT is heel heat. It's probably just me, but Lawler really got on my nerves last night, or at least more than usual. Particularly during the diva segment. Even JR was annoyed by him. I mean come one, you could really tell that he was annoyed.
  3. (Almost at the same time, with JR) "Moonsault!" (I swear, it was like they were having a race to see who could say it fastest) "Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation" "PLEASE AUSTIN, GIVE ME THE STUNNER!" (to Shane Mcmahon) "I will never forgive your mother for GIVING BIRTH TO YOU!" (After seeing a cross body) Unbeliveable! I've never seen anything like it!"
  4. Kakihara (Ichi the Killer) not the manliest man ever, but you REALLY wouldn't want to meet him in a back ally. Riki from the Story of Ricky. Come on, he fucking defines badass. Ash (Bruce Campbell) Why the hell not Snake Plisskin (Kurt Russel) Sure, Mel Gibson may have been Mad Max, but he never teamed up with Adrienne Barbou, Harry Dean Staton, Peter Fonda, or Pam Grier. Oh, and Mel never defeated Issac Hayes either.
  5. Last night, saw "Requiem for a dream" 10/10. One of the most disturbing, and the most depressing, of the movies I've ever seen. Makes the dentist scene in "The Marathon Man" look like "The Care Bears Movie" (not that I've seen the Care Bears Movie )
  6. Well, in the past, I'd say "it's about time", but at this point, seeing that I haven't seen him in a while, I honestly don't care anymore. I guess he was being a real ass,man. IMO, His run as Mr. Ass was so homoerotic, it made early Goldust seem straight. Oh, and the fact that he had one of the worst themes in wrestling history under that gimmick
  7. Well last night, around 12:45 i think, I watched Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster on tv. I have to give it a 7/10, because 1.) It's a movie I loved when i was a kid 2.) It has Godzilla, and 3.) the score kicks serious ass. Sure, it was on MST3K, but I still enjoy the movie to this day.
  8. I would have the fetus come back, and get all Dead Alive" (Peter Jackson film) on everyone. That or have Incredibly Strange Wrestling's Cletus the Fetus get involved. Or do some kind of creepy angle similer to David Croenenbergs "The Brood" (Two words-fetus licking). That reminds me-if I had done the "Mae Young gives birth to a hand" angle, I would have had the hand be like Thing from the Addams Family.
  9. Woa, this totally sucks. That's all I can say, other than I'm very saddened to here this. My prayers go out to his family. RIP, big guy
  10. Gary Floyd

    Rick James

    "Hey, It's O.J. Simpson...He's got a huge fuckin' head!"
  11. Congrats to LaParkaYourCar and Coffey for recognizing the movie Anyways, you know what this angle reminds me of? The Abortionist and Cletus the fetus from Incredibly Strange Wrestling.
  12. You know, last night, I made a post where I said I found a picture of Kane and Lita's Baby, though in reality, it was just a picture of the evil baby from the cult film "It's Alive". Tonight, I am here to reveal that this time, I DO have a picture of what the baby may have looked like: Thank You for your time (and come on, guess what movie thats from)
  13. "Ibd wood like to say that idb liedb to now where they foundbed these guuyys" That "Ahmed" enough for ya? Hope so
  14. Don't worry guys, I think I've got a picture of the now dead baby of Kane and Lita:
  15. I've seen so many bad horror movies, here's a few I'm going to name off Feardotcom (I literally screamed and cursed at the screen during this one. My God what a horrible film) House of the Dead (Worst.Zombie.Movies.Ever.) Exorcist II (Obvious) Dreamcatcher (Hell, the book sucked, why would you want to make a movie of it?) Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Almost as bad as furry porn) The Fanglys (Newer film. Never watch this) Most of the Amytyville movies (I knew a girl who was scared of the Dollhouse one. Obviously, she's never seen "Audition", though she hates Japanese films, and the Japanese in general) New York Ripper (Possibly the worst giallo film ever made. I still don't get the appeal of Lucio Fulci. I mean sure, his films are atmospheric and gory, but they are fucking awful IMO) Lurking Fear (Not even the presence of Jeffrey Comb's and Hellraiser I and II's Ashley Lawrence could save ths abomination of one of my favorite Lovecraft stories)
  16. Junk (Japanese zombie film Bought it on ebay) Sealab 2021 vol.1
  17. Friends The West Wing Passion of the Christ The O.C. The Lord of the Rings films (sorry) All reality televison (yes,even Tough Enough) 24 CSI Law&Order Hell, all I watch is either Wrestling,cartoons, and Horror films
  18. Oh my God...Goatse is now working at Time magazine! (If you know what I'm talking about,then I feel bad that you had to see it)
  19. God, she gets on my nerves to no end... I have to admit however...If I had the chance, I'd probably tap that ass.
  20. Wow, guess I'm the only person who remembers Austin sodamizing Vince McMahon with plastic tubing in the hospital Poor Cole. Now he has to act "traumatized" for a while.
  21. It'd be funny if he was raped by Austin cause you know JR would excuse it because well that's Stone Cold that just the way he is he can't help it. Well, it would give new meaning to Austin being "The Rattlesnake"
  22. http://www.soundboards.com/?view=57 That is all
  23. I was actually wishing Burt Reynolds would save the day for some reason
  24. I've seen some things in wrestling that I wished I had never seen. Count this as one of them May I let you know that I have read Edward Lee's chunkblower novel "The Bighead" If I read that and though this segment on Smackdown was just plain wrong, that might tell you something
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