Gary Floyd

Cause he doesn't see the Ultimate Warrior in it. So, can he see Ed Leslie? Well, time for some Snitstastik fun.

Though she isn't blond, I think I'm going to call Lita "Dusty Gozanga" after last nights Aqua Teen's epsode.

"Snitsky is a DEAD MAN" Yes, he is going to die...FOR OUR SINS! COMEON PEOPLE, CAN I BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEE'S THAT SNITSKY IS OUR SAVIOR?!?!?!

"I'll never know what my baby boy looks like." Well, If you had seen previous posts from me, you'd know what it would have looked like.

Great, time for HHH to embaress Jericho tonight...oh boy, now time for some an interview with Lita. An even bigger trip downhill, I guess. Just remember Lita, It's not Genes fault.

Man, team america is going to the the shiznit.

This match made me miss Vince on commentary. I would have loved to hear him shout "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK BODY DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!"

That's what I'm wondering too...when I heard the crowd get loud as hell...I thought it was him. Well my friend, they where probably cheering for the fact that the slam of the night was brought to you by the awesome looking upcoming movie SAW

I'll just say this...even though the angleshe's stuck with areit on a shingle, Kane is perhaps the most entertaining guy right now. Hell, up until Matt Hardy showed up, the whole wedding thing was entertaining, especially Kane's response to Lita's vows. Then there's Chris Jericho. Sure, he's stuck in the midcard, but damnit, he's still a blast. Finally, there's Snitsky, providing us with unintentionally hilarious interviews and other so bad it's good, or as I say, SNITSTATIK moments.

Yep, even more moments (I could never get tired of this) Cabin Fever-When shaving goes horriblly wrong... The Thing-Severed head grows spider like legs The Crazies-Lynn Lowery bites the dust (Little seen Romero film, by the way) Just Before Dawn-Evil, gigantic backwoods psycho/twin meets his demise to a fist being shoved down his throat (also the best slasher you've never seen) Jacob's Ladder-What is that thing doing to his girlfriend...OH MY GOD! Ichi the Killer-"Do you think it's possible to pull someone's arm out of their socket?" Suspiria-The first murder scene (It's a real doosey) Psycho-Meet Norman's mother Silence of the Lambs-"It puts the lotion on it's skin..." Tetsuo the Iron Man-Man's dick becomes a power drill

Here's some more for everyone Se7en-I wonder whats in the box.... Re-Animator-What does everybody (but lead actress Barbra Crampton) want? HEAD! Ringu-The close up of Sadako's eye Opera-Girl can't blink because of the needles taped underneath her eyes Cabin Fever-I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life/Girl you like to...HOLY SHIT! Hellraiser-"Jesus Wept!" Day of the Dead-As man is torn apart and eaten alive by zombies, his screaming turns disturbingly high-pitched as his head is yanked off, as his vocal cords are stretched Zombie-Zombie vs. Shark (If it were Dr.Octagon, it would be Zombie vs. HalfSharkHalfAlligatorHalfMan) Suspiria-Girl becomes trapped in razor wire From Beyond-"Don't eat those brains, their bad for you!" Evil Dead II-Ashes severed hand gives him the finger Exorcist III-Brad Dourif sings like a choir boy

Well, I'm back, so here's some more of my favorite horror film moments (I've got a lot of them) Dead Alive-Lionel w/Lawnmower vs. Zombies Audition-The entire torture sequence. (I'll never look at a piano wire the same way again) Dagon-Just the mere fact that you got to her "IA!IA!CTHULHU FT'HAGAN! Tenebre-Girls arm spurts out an inhumanly large torrent of blood. Phenomena-Jennifer Connelly falls into a pool of slime and maggots Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-Drayton tries to explain the birds and the bees to Leatherface. Sort of at least Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)-Girl falls into a room full of bones Return of the Living Dead-"Send more Paramedics!" Scanners-HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THAT DUDES HEAD JUST EXPLODED! The Ring-The face that one girl made when she saw the tape Deep Red-Man's teeth knocked out in close up. Then said man is stabbed. Just Fucking brutal Uzumaki-Stalker kid is hit by a car. His corpse is tied up like a coil around one of the tires.

ok, here are some of them (note, I'll most likely add more later) Halloween-Julie Strode's dead body lying on Lauries bed Dead and Buried-Dismembered arm moves on its own (This film I might add, Is a little seen, but awesome film from the early 80's. It's also the best zombie film you haven't seen, and is not the typical zombie film.) Gates of Hell-Getting the female lead out of a coffin (Never liked Fulci's films too much, but I will admit, he's crafted some great moments. This one is my favorite) Hellbound:Hellraiser II-Insane man uses straight razor on himself Junk-Zombie eats it's own flesh (definately a first) Dead Alive-"I kick ass for the LORD!" Susperia-Udo Kier get's attacked by his own seeing eye dog Re-Animator-Jeffrey Combs attacked by pair of vengeful intestines Exorcist III-Nurse is beheaded (You don't see her head being severed, but it will scare the shit out of you) Evil Dead-Deadite chews its own arm off

Since It's October, I thought it would be a great idea to ask the folks here what their favorite horror movie moments are. I'll give you some of mine later, with some more as the thread (hopefuly) Progresses

sorry, just too many good ones that I couldn't only have 3

Cabaret Voltaire-2x45 Joy Division-Closer Gang of Four-Entertainment Public Image Ltd.-Metal Box Human League-Reproduction (Pre "dare" album) Killing Joke-Killing Joke Psychic TV-Force the Hand Ov Chance 23 Skidoo-Seven Songs EP New Order-Movement Pop Group-Y Lydia Lunch-Queen of Siam Teenage Jesus and the Jerks-Everything E.S.G.-South Bronx Story Chrome-HalfMachine Lip Moves/Alien Soundtracks Swell Maps-Jane from Occupied Europe

You Know, I have nothing but respect for Abby, but why do they feel the need to reminding us of this dent in the world of wrestling.

I will not listen to you people badmouth Snitsky! I... I need to stop doing this, it's obviously getting old. Besides, I'm running out of things to claim Snitsky has done. ...He's still dying for our sins you know. Ok, mostly for killing Kane and Lita's baby, but also for our sins. I'm just dissapointed my phrase "Snitstastik"* didn't catch on like I hoped it would. Oh well. *Remember, I came up with that phrase!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ople_al_franken You know what < I can't stand O'Reilly. I'm also annoyed by Franken. Anyways: Why don't these two just admit it? They want each other! Come on, the seem to "hate" each other so much, why don't they admit that they are actually in love with one another. Come on Bill, come on Al, you can't hide it! You know it's true!

http://www.usconcepts.com/streaming_media/redBan-480x270.mov or http://www.usconcepts.com/streaming_media/redBan-320x180.mov at least John Waters is in it.

I give it 7/10 Granted, it's not perfect, but I liked it. Sure it's got plot holes, lacks originality, and has bad acting, I still enjoyed it. It's got yakuza, zombies, gore, a zombie eating it's own flesh (you heard that right. Obviously a first) and a badass zombie chick who spends half of her screen time topless, is super fast, super strong, intelligent, and nearly invincible. What's not to enjoy?

Gene Snitsky...a TOOL?! How dare you insult Gene Snitsky, a man who is our new savior. A man who will never rip you off. A man who works for the autobots. Who is an autobot (what he can transform into is too cool for words, they say) A man who supplies food for the needy. A man who can bring forth many a great miracle. A man who traveled across the ocean without breaking a sweat, on a brokendown scooter. And you dare to say he looks like a TOOL?!?!?!?! You my friend, must hate America.

Best story in there is about Jim Duggan and his "Dildo Mixer". I guess we now know why a.)He always stuck his thumb up, and b.)why he always was shouting "HOOOOOOOOO!" Most of that thread reads like the book who's cover is posted on my sig.

Goddamn Atkins diet. If you ask me, this whole things just secretly an excuse for morbidly obese people to eat all of the bacon that they want. It's a tool of satan, much like HHH's title reigns and karaoke

Oh, my children, but he is much more than that I described earlier... He created the Earth and the heavens. He fired the first shot in the War of 1812. He can make a blind man see again. He was one of the apostles that wasn't mentioned in the bible. He lives in all of our hearts. He once traveled through a desert just to save a starving family. He is the true king of rock 'n' roll, not Elvis. He discovered the Beatles. He saved a small village from the monster that terrorized it's people. He saved the Earth from a possible plague of zombies (with help from rapper Kool Keith) Oh, and Kane is going to kill him for killing Lita's baby...but Gene is also dying FOR OUR SINS PEOPLE!!! Can you not see the greatness that is Snitsky. He's just...Snitstastik! (I wonder if that one will catch on)