Gary Floyd

Do you mean the same way the libs oh so graciously "dealt with it" in '04 after Bush's re-election? The same way there haven't been any "Bush=chimp" or "Idiot son of an asshole" or "Shrub OMG LOL you called him Shrub!" jokes floating around the last four years? Please. Don't even act offended when that stuff starts happening to the Obamessiah. I take it you like the guy.

"I was raped." "Kelly, saying "I was raped" again won't get you out of trouble."

Palin with a British accent was pure gold.

Yep, he's president. Deal with it. I don't want to hear any dumb "Osama" jokes kkktookmybabyaway, or any others. I do want to know how The Pit is taking it though, so let me know that. This is pretty big news. If you don't realize this, then you are an idiot. If you don't like it, then tough shit. I'm happy at the moment. I will say though: McCain went out with grace, and Palin (Leena looks up to her BTW-bitch please) looked pissed. Free Republic is having a meltdown. I'm amazed Marvin hasn't killed himself or that Marney isn't plotting assasination (yet.) The Campaign 08 thread is where it belongs. Cynthia McKinney is still a joke, anyone who really thinks Bob Barr had changed is a sucker, Nader-it's like beating a dead horse. Czech, after months of bitching about Obama, voted for Obama. Marney probably muttered "fucking niggers." I almost feel bad for McCain. MikeSC is probably more paranoid than usual. Al Franken didn't win after all (I guess voters remembered "Stuart Saves His Family"), and I'm eally busy at the moment. And happy. So congrats Obama.

In the Gulag. SERIOUSLY. I don't think the Gulag exists any more.

And now, some choice quotes from Free Republic: That one must have come from Marney.

Maybe he's on on suicide watch.

Sadly, I said in chat last night that i'd put Marvin off ignore once this was all over, so back to the days of sorrow.

I still say we put this thread in classics.

Classy. It's kinda true, though. Our KOAB just lost his title. So, is he now POAB?

It really happened. This has been like the best year ever.

Honestly, Rob Riggle's like my favorite thing about the Daily Show as of late.

I honestly don't know who's more insane: Leena or Marney.

Well, some of our members might indeed be feeling like that chick at about the halfway point of that movie, so it's a fair reference. I know, dude. I know. Fuck a bunch of history being made before my very eyes, I just wanna see that constantly-moving camera panning back and forth over flatly-rendered, poorly-colored group hallucinations of a building. And I'm not even joking. The hologram rules your soul. 1.) I'm just glad someone finally noticed my references to that movie. 2.) The Daily Show is going to have a field day with the hologram shit, so I have that to look forward to.

"I Spit on Your Pit."

So, what's the general reaction at The Pit at the moment?

Seven Days Later.

Huh huh, "pull out."

Yeah, because you know anything about what I think. Quit complaining about me all the goddamn time, it's fucking creepy to be e-stalked like that. Uh, I was kidding, not picking on you. Don't be paranoid.

If it makes you feel better Jingus, when people ask you why you didn't vote, just say "Joe the Plumber wasn't pandered to enough."

Milky just found a new place to live.

If you don't feel like reading all of this, i'll shorten it for ya: Get 'em Matt.

I rarely go the the wrestling folders these days, but I remember he once said something to the effect of "There's too many Black People in ECW."