Da Maintenance Man

Lita has been a slut all her life. Molly hasn't. Really? Care to elaborate on anything else slutty that Lita has done besides cheat on Matt? This is surely the first time I've heard people calling her a slut.

Chicago can suck my balls. When are they gonna bring a WrestleMania somewhere in the southeastern US? I'm talking somewhere like Charlotte, Atlanta, DC, even Miami or Orlando . . . NYC, Chicago, and LA/Anaheim have combined for a total of 10 WrestleManias (including next year's show if that's the case, and ALL F'N THREE OF THEM in one night for WM2). I guess I can always dream . . . . or at least keep entering these fuckin' WrestleMania ticket contests that are always going on WWE.com this tiime of year. Fuck a bunch'a Chicago. Heh, try going down to the west side of Chicago and saying that. As a matter of fact, stand on the corner in a white tee and scream that out as loud as you can. I can almost guarantee that shirt'll be red by the end of the day. Don't diss my city But this is great news though. The thought of finally getting a chance to go to a Wrestlemania is great.

He kinda looks like Petey Williams on roids now.

- That he hopes D-Von's son and D-Von get ass-raped to death - that he wouldn't piss on the Dudleyz if they were burning to death - that he fucked D-Von's wife many times and that every time D-Von has sex with his wife, he's doing the equivalent of "tasting my nuts" - and more New Jack has just shot way up my list of favorite wrestlers after reading that.

Uhhhh, I have a feeling we weren't watching the same product a few months ago. Jazz didn't suck.

Hmmm, I thought it was supposed to be RVDs shoesize + Rey's shoesize times both men's weight divided by their height and square rooted by the year they were born.

Supposedly Kenzo killed a man before. Elaborate. NOW.

I just want to thank Y2Jerk, LooneyTune and Shadow for having one HELL of an entertaining argument over the homosexual Angle-Brock overtones. Those arguments > Armageddon PPV.

The reactions Cena gets while on the mic and the ring doesn't back up your statement. If Cena is headlining WM21 with JBL then I might as well send WWE my 50 bucks right now.

...Shit, had to change pants after that one. My underwear are definitely creamed after reading that...and if Cena wins...*OH MY GOD!*...*dies in front of computer*...

Uhhh...Styles is too small as well. I doubt WWE would sign him. He MIGHT get a fair chance but I doubt he'd make it past a few Cruiserweight title runs. After that it'll be Velocity for the Phonomenal One.

Try hitting the ones who are FARTHEST away from the starting point FIRST. Then go after the other ones. Just try to get the controls down pat and if you have good aim with the machine guns try swooping the plane down and just unloading on the couriers instead of swooping down, trying to get right behind them. Hope that helped.

I agree with this statement so much that if I agreed with the man any further I'd be fucking him up the ass. People need to get off Cena's nuts about his workrate. It's been proven time and time again that guys DO NOT need extraordinary workrates to succeed in WWE.

Shelton's moveset is fuckin' incredible.

Cena's not a veteran. He's only been in WWE for 3 years so far. Both Carlito and Cena are relatively youngins, Carlito more so than Cena though.

Now Tomko can! Yay! Don't you mean Goat Boy? I hate this fucking Boost mobile phone commercial. Not to go off topic here but what's so bad about the commercial? Don't like rap?

Wrestling goes beyond WWE. And pointing out more bad stuff than good stuff doesn't make that person any less of a fan. More often than not, he's just more observant. Are some people too negative? Yes. Are people who criticize dumb ideas and bad wrestling too negative? No, and I'll argue anyone who says so. If anyone hated wrestling, they wouldn't bother discussing it. There are just lots of people who hate bad wrestling, and to paint them as non-fans because they don't eat up everything the company spits out with a spoon is more elitist than picking and choosing what one likes ever could be. If you've read through the thread though, you'd see there are even people who have said they hate good wrestling...so seriously, WTF? What does the WWE have to offer then. Good wrestling..bad wrestling..if you're complaining either way, then it's not the WWE, you just feel the need to bitch. And while I do agree..there's nothing really wrong with pointing out the negatives sometimes, but some just seem to ignore the good. And the WWE does do good at times. I mean the past few PPVs/shows, while not being the greatest...still at time offer good wrestling matches..but no one will ever mention that. Benoit could have the 'greatest match ever' on PPV...and let's say for these purposes it's curtain jerking..all you will see for a few weeks straight is 'OMG BENOIT, Curtain jerking again!' almost never, 'wow..that was one hell of a match'. I agree. People here care about workrate too much it seems. I'm not a mark but then again I'm not quite a smark. I guess that would make me a "casua-smark" or a "casual smark" or something... Just entertain me and I'm happy. I appreciate good matches when I see them but I don't care about workrate too much.

You just answered your own question. He's HBK!

Nova's name is Mike Bucci, though. Nova's got the chrisma, facials, and engery to make this work... I mean Nova did INVENT wrestling after all. Somebody please tell me the origin of that joke. I've been wondering it for the longest. As far as the gimmick goes, I like it. WWE have had worse characters than this one before and they've actually gotten over at one point. I like the Hurricane/Rosey idea that somebody posted earlier in this thread. I was kind of expecting him to feud with Rosey instead of having him turn on Hurricane but I think I like the latter idea better.

Nah, it was a screwjob finish. Ric Flair/Batista interference.

When it's all said and done the marks and the horny girls will have overwritten the smarks in terms of ratings as long as Orton is champ. If the ratings stay strong week after week then you know who's watching.

I thought this topic would say that TNA would be running one of their first on the road shows in Chicago. Silly me.

1. I hope the only ones on mentioned plane are Kenzo Suzuki, Tyson Tomko, Heidenreich, Sylvan Grenier and JBL. If it did happen, like others said, WWE would go off the air for a little while and the company would get a huge media blitz. 2. I could see him getting a push. Not to the extent that WWE pushed him but still 3. I have no idea.

I don't agree with this whole dress code thing. If I remember right, in one of those same internet reports it mentioned how dress codes aren't in any of the wrestler's contracts so they shouldn't have to abide by it. I'm heavily against dress codes. I prefer jeans over slacks anyday. The only times I wear slacks is when I go to church or some kind of formal event. I just hate how the legs of them ride up when you sit down, exposing your socks, giving you that "flooded" look. But actually, I think WWE should let their superstars wear whatever the hell they want. These guys travel all over the world and sometimes the temperatures aren't too forgiving. If I was a WWE wrestler and I was on a tour in Africa(HOT ass country)I wouldn't want to be wearing slacks and a dress shirt. Dress codes just kill individuality. I don't see what the big deal is about the company wanting their workers to look more "professional" and "respectable" when they have women on TV calling each other "cum guzzling sluts" and "cocksuckers". Just doesn't work.

I didn't mind the comedy spots. Cole and Tazz did a good job of covering it up by saying that Eddie was just using his normal tricks to get inside Kurt's head. I buy that.