Copper Feel

Wait, she wrote a song complaning about being too thin? How superficial can pop music get?

Rather talented, for a bum bandit.

I prefer "Rock 'n' Roll Nigger" to any song on Horses, I came into this expecting angry rebellious Smith, not a piano ponderer of epic proportions.

We Will Rock You is a terrible song.

If only all comeback posts could speak such undeniable truth.

I had sand in my vagina once because of her avatar, and we all know that Pbone swings from my nuts.

I have been seriously considering running the rap game recently.

HERE STILL YOU ARE WHY

A Night at the Opera is a great album's worth of songs all by itself.

An aside: the bonus track on my version of the album, her cover of The Who's "My Generation", is by far the worst thing she could possibly have ever recorded.

This is largely an overly melodramatic, poorly produced, overblown release. Smith was fine when working within her limitations, straightforward pop songs such as "Redondo Beach" for instance. But when stretching her half spoken/half sung piano pieces over 9 minutes ("Birdland", I'm looking at you!), the paper thin nature of the songs is really exposed. Of course, Smith's reach being longer than her grasp isn't the only problem with Horses, the album is nothing special musically, and, more frustratingly, she will oftentimes attempt to sing in a way that conveys emotion in a rather convoluted manner. Defenders of the album come forth, I am genuinely interested as to why it is held in such high regard.

I recently purchased Sheer Heart Attack, great collection of songs, I like the way they are all linked thematically.

Is there any reason that Soulseek - or any downloading program for that matter - just will not work for me? I have been attempting to download Horses for the past hour and only Gloria has completed so far.

What's "Dark Friday"?

So yeah, I got sold fake weed. I have, however, found another dealer. Results forthcoming!

Hoff, I think that Douchebag may have come through: Yes, if we're going by the Shitacular scale.

Why would Vanhalen care about Thanksgiving?

From the Islam section of a religion based usenet group:

I'll probably just consume a gargantuan ammount of turkey and open my presents, which will hopefully include my second guitar.

Pablo Honey? Isn't that kind of like a fan of The Clash naming his dog Cut the Crap?

I speak to the Welsh half of my family fairly regularly, what with them either being young or in good health and all. The English side of my family? No, they're all either old and in terrible condition, or young and with little to no interest in seeing me. I would oftentimes clash with them on political viewpoints, so maybe that's why I rarely meet them, I dunno.

Oh, I'm sure your God will forgive me.

I don't believe you.

Didn't you also say you're overweight? 11 pounds seems like a rather small loss if that's the case, since fat people supposedly shed a lot of excess skin during the early stage of weight loss and all.

This is a rather common mistake.