Copper Feel

On this board I have exhibited an enjoyment of anal sex and a penchant for refering to people as "cunts", I am not sure how my inherent innocence is displayed here.

See what I mean? You're William Blake's ideal child. I do have an interest in literature, but my knowledge of poetry is non existent. Please explain this to me.

Typing "www.myspace.com/lukeo" into your internet browser brings up a man whose profile has the following names on its top friend list: "They Call Me Freak Nasty Cuz Im Da Baddest Bitch" "king OF krop a.k.a Destroyer" "aLL I Do Is LiStEn TO WeEzY CAlL Me WaYne HEAD" "my grey goose gets yo girlfriend loose" "MR.COLUMBUS" Goodness gracious!

The sad thing is that if a UK poster gave away his phone number on the board, I actually would probably try and prank call him.

Want to cement yourself as a true internet legend, DoPussy? Use: www.chixwithdix.com (not sure if that is actually an escort website, a friend once mentioned the name to me).

Breakfast: weetabix and a box of chocolates Lunch: four cheese sandwhichs Tea: roast chicken, roast potatos and horrendous ammounts of gravy

I hope this statement is based entirely upon Extras (which I have not seen) rather than his work on The Office or his stand up.

That certainly was not Workrate, mr "Austin3164Lyfe".

High five, bro.

Indeed he is.

His target audience would be Luke O.

I have not heard that story, care to enlighten me?

Classic.

I think you may be going a tad far here: the concept that a dude's parents would want rid of him just because he is anti sociable is completely unfounded.

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You claim to be 16, yet on your profile it says you're 17, have you been duly notified?

What username does your friend use?

What is strange is that you do not seem to post about wrestling at all, you were atleast a fan at one point right?

Strangely enough, she was not modelled after anyone I know in real life, unlike the characters in most of my dreams.

This will have the potential to be a very long thread. My last dream was basically that I told a girl I didn't want to kiss her and she stuck my face in to her cleavage. Yes, I got dream raped. Maybe I should reserve only dreams that are somewhat interesting for this thread.

I think my new signature makes my plan perfectly clear.

Yeah, I have no recollection of that whatsoever.

I will take Bruiser Brody in all of his "look another disgusting thread" glory, thank you very much.

My parents divorced when I was 13 years old. I am still completely and utterly terrified that one of them will find another partner.