PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I hope you're prepared to withstand the withering blast of smugness and condescension that will almost certainly be posted in response to this.

Currently:

After reading this I decided to look through their website, where I stumbled across this gem:

Robert Plant looks like some kind of cave dwelling creature of myth.

[boring indie album] by [generic indie band] is pretty great and probably right up your alley.

It gets better. I read the last 600 or so pages in a single weekend because I couldn't bring myself to put it down for more than like 3 hours at a time. Who would have thought that extended discussions of Russian wheat farming could be so utterly enthralling?

Czech is only 3 months older than me. woah/

I don't know if I've ever heard an album with a bigger drop-off in quality between the first and second halves than the new Wu-Tang Clan. The first 7-8 tracks are brilliant and probably about as close as we're ever going to come to hearing 36 Chambers-level shit again. Then all of a sudden there's this totally embarassing RZA solo cut and the whole thing just completely falls apart.

'grats to Leslie Feist for making the jump from "indie Grammy-bait" to actual Grammy-bait.

I'm stunned they didn't amend their rules to make that new Alicia Keys album eligible.

Salsa on scrambled eggs is the best.

Has anyone here had any contact with Anthony Powell? I think I want to read A Dance to the Music of Time but I'm not sure I want to invest my money/time in another multi-volume novel that I might only sorta enjoy (shout out to Marcel Proust).

He's sippin' that purple drank up in heaven with DJ Screw and Big Moe now. SCREWSTON forever. RIP/

Yeah. I think it might actually be his best album to date.

2005 was that god-awful Rob Thomas song, which communicated basically the same message.

(Mostly) finalized top 5 1. M.I.A - KALA 2. Ghostface Killah - The Big Doe Rehab 3. The Fiery Furnaces - Widow City 4. Jay-Z - American Gangster 5. LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver

According to the cops they thought the place was going to be empty.

I stopped reading at this point. "Well, we don't actually know any real, concrete facts about this case right now, but I'm not going to let that get in the way my prefab narrative!" Ughh.

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

I'm gonna have to side with snuffbox and Czech on this one. Sean Taylor (a known thug) probably got himself into some bad shit with the wrong people and brought this on himse

No.

RIP DIMEBAG

Heaven? Heh. True rockers go to hell

"Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine" is a pretty badass opening line. Too bad everything that follows it sucks.